Selected signatures of boys' funny buckles.
1 Mosquito ζ ζ gave me six bags a night, but I haven't promised its pursuit yet. . .
I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!
Do you want to summon the dragon when you don't talk to me?
4 quarreling with his girlfriend threatened to wait and see, and now he has been looking at each other for more than ten miles.
Too many worries, too heavy and too complicated are all old scars that died with you. Okay, forget it.
There is a gecko looking at me on the ceiling, and I don't know what to say to it. The atmosphere in the whole room became awkward.
At a young age, I didn't know what love was, so I was defeated by your big breasts.
I can be broad-minded or narrow-minded. For example, I can lend you a dollar, you don't have to pay it back, but if you take a dollar and take one of my chicken wings, I won't stop with you.
If goodbye can't make your eyes red, can I make your face red?
10 I hope it is not an alarm clock but a dream that wakes you up every day, but my dream is not to get up.
1 1 I accidentally tore up my classmate's Chinese book and folded the plane. She said she would cut me in two days and waited for more than a year. She doesn't have me in her heart. no
12 You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.
13 others are angry and don't eat by themselves. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.
14 Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.
15 Who are you? Who are you? Just forget it． Throw me some money at will.
Boys funny buckle signature collection.
1. Oh, I see. You put Bibi cream in the coffin. Save face at all costs
I opened a pack today and found it after smoking. Wow, another pack.
The teacher asked, "What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring?" Classmate: "That means someone throws a drop of water at you, and you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him."
Obviously, it is a pad-sized test question, but the test range for daily use is the same. Students need to review at night, but they still miss it.
If I pass you on the road and don't say hello, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant and play big cards, but because … I don't have my glasses.
One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write handsome words silently, but the deskmate couldn't write them, and secretly wrote them on my face!
A man is an animal in clothes, a devil wears clothes.
If you don't want to talk to me, please shut up and don't give me the runaround. What do you think of this?
Life is like dandelion, blow as little as possible.
10 people lose weight, waist and thighs, why do we have to start with brain cells?
1 1. You think you are a condom.
12 Give me a woman and I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!
13 Don't tell me anything. If I can do whatever I want, why should I tell you?
14 this year should be as thin as lightning, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.
You are so forgetful.
1 someone gives my girlfriend a one-ohm bag, and I can only give her a one-ohm resistor. People give their girlfriends LV handbags, but I can only give them AV compressed bags. People gave my girlfriend a W car, and I could only give her a W light bulb. You can only give your girlfriend M's BMW, K's bracelet, K's new text file, laptop, laptop.
There is no problem for girls and girls to go shopping hand in hand, and boys and boys are just stirring up the base; There is no problem for girls to kiss girls, and boys are just stirring up the base; It is no problem for girls to call their husbands or wives, but boys and boys just stir up the base; It's okay for girls to share a bed with girls, but boys and boys just screwed up. To sum up, in this world now, as long as two men appear together, it is to stir up the base …
Honey, I'm pregnant. Come and feel it ~ Listen, did you hear the child calling you dad? " "How could you possibly hear ..." "Yes, listen!" "Dear, please remember that you are a man. Don't look for such an excuse to eat next time you are hungry! "
There is a gecko looking at me on the ceiling, and I don't know what to say to it. The atmosphere in the whole room became awkward.
5 A man sends a message to his girlfriend: What are you doing? Are you dreaming? Pass on your dreams to me; Are you laughing? Send a smile; Are you crying? Your tears make me sad together. Girlfriend replied: I am defecating. ...
Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be both rainy and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen, so it took me, took me, and treated me as Bao Zheng.
On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, * * * If you dare to use rainbow candy as bait again, I will trample you to death!
I can be broad-minded or narrow-minded. For example, I can lend you a dollar, you don't have to pay it back, but if you take a dollar and take one of my chicken wings, I won't stop with you.
The teacher asked the students: Who hasn't shit since ancient times? You take the next sentence. Student A: Who defecates without paper? The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand up. At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window. Unfortunately, it didn't rain when it snowed, but it turned into rain when it reached the ground. How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain at first? The student said: Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but when they eat it, it becomes shit. How troublesome it is to turn into shit. Why didn't you eat shit in the first place The teacher fainted on the spot! turn
10 The old pedant went to town, but he couldn't resist the temptation and went to the romantic field with his friends. When I asked, 1000 yuan a night, I ran away. When I got home, everyone sighed: "It's easy to stay at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out for a day!" "
1 1 I was having fun playing games at home yesterday when I suddenly heard my husband shout, "pour a cup of tea." I didn't have time to talk to him when I was playing the copy game, and my husband was angry in the living room. Call: "XX, come and pour tea." I yelled, "What are you yelling at? Stop shouting! " As a result, when I looked back, I saw my husband's colleagues standing behind him with wax figures, and my face was red with laughter. My husband's face is colored. ...
12 Lang Xianping said that it is good to have a daughter now, but it is useless to have a son. The evidence is that he has two sons. One Spring Festival, he called his eldest son and asked, "Where are you?" The eldest son replied, "At the mother-in-law's house." I called my youngest son again and asked, "Where are you?" The youngest son replied, "At the mother-in-law's house." Then the younger son asked, "Dad, where are you?" Lang Xianping replied: "I am also at my mother-in-law's house ..."
13 A * * Call the police: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy on a crowded bus ..." The police officer asked curiously, "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" * * * blushed and said, "Who would have thought he would touch the money!" Revelation: It is the highest realm of business model to let customers' money be unconsciously touched away in a pleasant experience, and Apple has done it.
14 I sat on the bed and looked at the man in front of me. I'm scared. I can't do it today. This is my period. The man unbuttoned Sen Sheng's shirt, leaned down and said with a straight face: Cut the crap! oh *** ! Afterwards, the man was smoking by the bed, and I lay on the pillow and said weakly, hey, tell you something, I seem to be pregnant. Male squint: Didn't you say it was a period? I'm stuck: ah. . The man cut off the cigarette butt, turned his head and said mercilessly, I won't kill you if you pretend to be a woman again!
15 is the background first. If you have no background, you must have money. If you have no money, you must have the ability. If you don't have the ability, you should at least be self-motivated. If you are not self-motivated, you should at least have a sworn enemy. Sorry, you have to have a good temper. If you have a bad temper, at least have a sweet mouth. If there is nothing, you can win the lottery if you are lucky. Not even luck? Excuse me, next!
16 A friend visited an ancient temple and met a fortune teller on the way. The friend asked, "Calculate how long I can live!" " "The fortune teller looked at his friend's face for a long time and said," Friend, your life is really good! ""friends
17 Recently, a blind old man in Britain miraculously recovered his sight after kissing a photo of his dead wife before going to bed. When he talked to himself in the photo of his dead wife Sheila, he suddenly recovered his sight. This made him very excited. After watching TV all night, he was afraid of going blind again.
18 A penguin was found stealing and was surrounded by police after calling the police. The penguin picked up a yellow round shield and walked in front of the police aboveboard. As a result, a bunch of policemen swarmed and caught the penguin and beat it. The penguin cried innocently, "Why can you see me? Why can't you see me? I'm fucking invisible? "
19 Don't mess with me. Oh, you don't know. If you annoy me, your phone will ring as soon as I call.
20 "Why does the earth rotate?" "Probably because I was slapped tens of millions of years ago and then ate it!"
2 1 "I won't like you even if you are the only man left in the world" "I am the only man left? Don't pick me stupid, I still choose you? "
Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as psychological as me.
It is wrong for you to give you a sword fairy, but you don't do it if you give you a sword god. You have to cry like a swordsman! Really, why bother? !
At the age of 24, I felt that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars disappeared in an afternoon. Now I feel that Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for an afternoon.
When my grades were poor, teachers and classmates laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be admitted to the university and would have to move bricks in the future. Not convinced, I secretly made up my mind to get up early and be greedy for the dark, study hard and make rapid progress in my grades. Finally, I was admitted to the university. I study civil engineering and move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them that moving bricks is destiny takes a hand's, and it has nothing to do with whether to take the college entrance examination or not!
Wife: "Husband, what if someone calls me a beauty in the street?" Husband: "Then you should help him cross the road quickly." Wife: "Husband, why is this?" Husband: "Because he is blind."
It was reported before 27 that cheating in the college entrance examination would lead to imprisonment. If a college entrance examination student is caught cheating, a prisoner will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer, "You may not believe it, but I was admitted here."
A buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview. . .
You think finding someone who doesn't talk to me can make me quiet. The class teacher never imagined that I cured that buddy's autism.
Today, I heard a * * * voice on the roadside, "Handsome boy, come and play." My heart sneers, * * *, I won't kill you today. "I took out a dollar coin and rode on her ... Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Big Wolf. ...