How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

I swear never to swear again!