You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien,

a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

The abandoned baby of the Everest snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks,

The descendants of Africans who had black pigs, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance,

The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark , new volcanic vent,

Super large shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,

A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality,< /p>

The smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

An old washing machine that fell down by mistake, a brainless creature that can think,

The scourge that ruins the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of ancestors who have been humiliated by it,

Humus accumulated for thousands of years, scientists Primitive species that I dare not study,

The raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, even the orcs look down on you,

The sedimentary raw material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald,

A disgusting guy like you can only act like a turd in a TV series,

Nothing compared to chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside,

You are more than 10 times more beautiful than a flower.

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body in order to avoid Pollution of the environment,

Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched,

The saliva it sprays is more deadly than SARS,

Pretend If you are cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

If you act cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

** can be your teacher, and even the mentally retarded can teach you how to speak. Human words,

As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break

I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, the whole world will Nuclear power plants can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Hand grenades will explode when they see you.

If others want to Flying a plane to hit the twin stars is enough, but you can have the same power just by skydiving.

All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

I have never done anything good in my entire life to get to know you, even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough