1. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks onto enemy aircraft.

2. Why did my phone break after I put it in airplane mode and threw it from the fourth floor?

3. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to crawl out of the dog hole!

4. I say to this strong man, after you sprinkle salt on my wounds, don’t taste the saltiness anymore.

5. The psychological test said: My heart is made of glass. I opened it and saw that it was bulletproof glass.

6. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies.

7. Always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

8. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, if love is not enough, kick!

9. When you have money, it is said that money is earned. When you have no money, you say money is saved.

10. Whoever does not die since ancient times will be your turn next.

11. There is a kind of love called letting go. After letting go, please leave quickly.

12. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

13. Your mother must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you, scribbling like this.

14. Don’t look at me as mindless, but I am actually unhappy.

15. Don’t feel that you have been abandoned by the world. The world has no time to care about you.

16. There is only so much character. It is shameful to save a little money and squander it.

17. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up.

18. What makes people crazier than falling in love is falling out of love.

19. Who can be as firm in their feelings for me as...for the RMB?

20. This feeling can be recalled later, but the situation was more complicated at the time.