The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome. The following is a selection of funny personality signatures for everyone. Welcome to read and enjoy them.

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1. I see too thoroughly, so I don't live seriously!

2. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved!

Don't be sad when others ignore you. Everyone has his own life and no one can always accompany you.

You can relax when you are bored.

5. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake. . .

7. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!

8. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

9. When you hurt me, you forgot my kindness to you.

10. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

1 1. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

12. Since ancient times, no one has died and no one needs paper to shit.

13. Sometimes, we are grateful for the kindness of others, but we turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones for a lifetime.

14. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and rolled around every day.

15. If you give me another chance to meet you for the first time, I will turn my head and leave.

16. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two more Chinese and kill him.

How to exercise? Gluttony.

18. You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe. . .

19. Pay more attention to Three Gorges Online and share more classic inventory.

20. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

2 1. Humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

22. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old and I am still handsome.

23. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain, arrogant for a long time, and the most important thing is that it can't stop.

24. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

25. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

26. As long as the money is in place, all the glass will be broken.

27. My acting skills must be so good that no one knows I'm sad.

28. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but bird people.

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1. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

2. It is better to have virgins in China than in Japan.

When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one in the world who is sad. In fact, others just hide better than you.

Cowardice will only bring humble sympathy to others.

If I become a star one day, I will show it to you!

6. I won't have any expectations. I sincerely thank you for giving me the best time.

As a student, I hope the harder the topic, the better. I won't write anyway. Learning to bully is enough.

8. Cover up my sadness in the crowded street.

9. When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.

10. It's raining. Don't forget to take an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble.

1 1. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine. . .

12. Can I strangle you with waist-length hair?

13. Let the future come and the past pass.

14. I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat. It's a pity that you get high when you play?

15. The success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

16. Some people put it in Q, don't talk, don't bother, don't care, just don't know how to mention that Zeng Jin.

17. The Jade Emperor is the cleverest. Why? Let the monkey see the peach!

18. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

19. If I can control myself, how can I be so heartbroken?

20. They are all Yili yogurt, so what is Mengniu Trenshu?

2 1. After the exam, the gifted students will say, "Lying in the trough, another mistake! Poor students will say, "Emma, one more!"

22. Don't do it if you regret it. If you do, don't regret it.

23. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you. . .

24. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.

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