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Some people are born old-fashioned and keep a straight face all day, which makes people difficult to get close to. Do you want to change others' impression of yourself? Then look at my collection. I hope you like it.

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1 The most touching thing is not that I love you, but that you are irresponsible for my pregnancy.

Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat it in the pot.

The romance that can't be missed last night, the thoughts are disturbing.

The only reason is that new people cry. Who heard the old man crying?

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies in a woman's bed.

What should I do in the face of a woman covered with thorns?

The process from girl to woman: person, individual, eight.

8 come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

Please raise your hand if you love me, please stand on your head if you don't love me!

10 bed, money, bright moon, lights, clothes, damage, ground, cold.

1 1 Four happy events in a man's life: promotion, getting rich, dead wife, little lover.

12 men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion!

13 how can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk?

14 love is like a man's sponge, and it is doomed not to last long!

15 was not given to women at first, but later the women were in a hurry.

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1 A star can be more famous by taking off a little, but I got caught taking off all my clothes.

But gold always shines, so you can only reflect light!

Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt.

Is there a person in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it but never talks?

How many people change from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity for the other half.

6 av watched more, only to find that those tricks were deeply rooted in people's hearts.

The man I love has the most beautiful side face in the world.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do with your life.

Will there be such a person who cares about me like that?

10 There is no sand in my eyes and no fox in my love.

The house 1 1 is in a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

12 The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

13 good love, the time to win the war, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, and can withstand yearning.

14 You embarrassed me, and I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.

15 Those who love me, please continue. Don't give up if you hate me.

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1 Go right, do right. Some broken shoes are not diseases.

Modern women's three defenses-fire prevention, theft prevention and mistress!

Even if I don't want a man, you can put it there for me.

There have been people who have loved in life, some of whom are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

5. A man who can't even control * * wants to master his salary card?

Six heads up, keep your nose from stopping. Bow your head just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

My menstrual period is always as unstable as TM salary.

Counting Chinese and foreign countries, San Xiao doesn't know how many.

Women don't understand that men's fatigue is real.

10 season is coming, and it's time to test men. Men have one-time fantasies every six minutes, which makes you miserable.

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12 people are loved by others, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and coffins are opened by others.

13 No matter how poor a woman is, she can also split into the outer building of Qingshan Building outside the mountain.

14 hates middle school life, envies primary school life and envies kindergarten life.

15 You don't know me, so you only scold me. When you know me, you may hit me!

16 I opened this road and planted this tree. Please leave a message if you want to go this way.

17 Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

18 Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

19 months old! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.

2 1 this road leaves me, and everywhere leaves me, I will get on the expressway!

There are so many good men that my playboy can't stand it.

You look a little sorry, but you are fine and safe.

Don't bother me, or I'll tie you to borrow an arrow from a grass boat, and you'll be absolutely successful.

When I am in a good mood, I feel uneasy. When I am depressed, all the songs make me uneasy.

Xiao Xin said: What should I do if I fail in Chinese? A: Who told you not to swear by rhetoric?

Damn mosquito sucked my blood, but proudly told it that your stomach was knocked up.

Dear, you are my Youlemei, but I have a question. Where should I throw you after drinking?

If you have nothing to do, just talk to your friend's girlfriend and count them as a pair.

In fact, I don't care if you lie to me. What I care about is that you can't be partial to me.