Life funny personality signature-1 We will always be in the eyes of customers? No brains? Customers have always been in our hearts? Unhappy? .
2. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.
3. Funny life is beautiful only when it comes out, and it is not brilliant when it comes out.
4. What should adults say to their children? Children, don't ask so many questions, okay? So what does he basically mean? Actually, I don't know, okay? .
I have everything, money, status and beauty? My wife found out.
6. Sometimes I am so indifferent, but I make myself so embarrassed.
7. The missed years bloom colorful flowers in loneliness, but they are barren in the spring and summer of reincarnation.
8. Love is like a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.
9. Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.
10. The partial eclipse of the sun is actually caused by children not eating well every day.
1 1.？ One step at a time? This sentence is definitely the meanest and diabolical satire on fat people.
12. As long as you nod, we will go together, go to any place in the world, enjoy the scenery all the way to Luge, and love while walking.
13. The biggest disrespect for my parents is that as a competent bathroom singer, I take a shower every day or put it off until midnight.
14. Literature and art is a disease. What is its scientific name? Talking well will kill you. Syndrome?
15. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fatness in the sky depends on this sentence.
16. No matter how gorgeous and beautiful the screen name is, it finally lost to speech.
17. The gasoline has risen to eight yuan. Some girls think that driving her out is for a ride? !
18. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky and forget it? It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.
19. Sleep by yourself and let others go to class!
If you are not in your heart, don't imagine that one day he will be moved by you.
2 1. It's sad to be ignored by people who care about you very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.
22. Don't promise when you are happy, don't answer when you are sad, and don't decide when you are angry. Accustomed to loneliness, a person is the world.
23.？ Doctor, what about big pores? Turn down the pixels. ?
24. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
25. The flat chest is poor for three generations, and the waist is ruined for life. A big face is not a disease, but a thick leg is fatal ~
Life funny personality signature 2 1. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?
It's nothing to miss someone when you are lonely. But if you miss it when you are busy, it will be different.
Single-mindedness is the gentlest force in the world.
I locked her and her memory in the old city. They couldn't get out and others couldn't get in.
Once a person who loves to laugh starts to cry, he is heartbroken than anyone else.
6. I'm not afraid to look for and wait. I'm afraid that the person who loves me the most in this world will be absent from me for a long time.
7. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?
8. Funny people are all fleshy in their hearts, and their troubles are caused by themselves.
9. Being a fool is the happiest thing.
10. I just want to be myself. Please forgive me if I have offended you.
1 1. How many times have memories been drawn into a circle, but I have turned around in the same place countless times.
12. I am emotional, so I deserve it.
13. Life must be colorful, but it must not be messy.
14. Sometimes, you have to show your bad side to find out who can accept the worst of yourself.
15. You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.
16. If a person is willing to make you sad, he doesn't care whether you cry at all.
17. The best time is that I love you and you love me.
18. If you really love each other, how could you be willing to part?
19. People who can think of others will never be lonely.
20. I don't mind being alone, which is more comfortable than loving you.
2 1. No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to strengthen our choices.
In any case, some people can't go back to some things after all.
23. With the vicissitudes of time, several people will leave such a brand in their hearts.
24. Some memories are always fixed in those sweet smiles.