Let you see my manners. Do you want to celebrate when you leave me?
3. Men feel that there are few things suitable for them before marriage, but there are many things suitable for them after marriage.
4. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
My future son, tell me where to find your father.
6. On and off so many times, I still don't understand how to cherish it.
7. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.
8, the man is strong-willed, and Sao B is also confused.
9. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to get enough sleep for one day 16 hours.
10, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.
1 1. There is no word to give up in my world.
12, women will scream when they see men, and men will whistle when they see women.
13, I live in a tragedy, which means that God made me? Be strong.
14, the goods have expired and people are tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?
15, letting the world bow is a domineering. Letting go is courage.
16, memories are nothing, even if I like you, as long as you mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!
17, whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart and kill you.
18, some people, who want to take a personalized route, go crazy and finally become Christmas trees.
19, either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society.
20, girl, someone chasing you is not necessarily because of how beautiful you are, but because it is easy to see you coquettish.
2 1, I am soft-hearted, but that doesn't mean I have no temper.
22. I left today because I thought about tomorrow.
23. I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
24. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check.
25. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.
26, itself is a kind of loneliness, but also to be the antidote to your loneliness.
27. If the relationship between two people is long-lasting, it is not too late to do it later!
28. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.
29. Sketch the story after you left me.
30. People who haggle over every ounce are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.
3 1. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day. I think its eyes are very good.
32. I am a little tempted by you, but I am so afraid to look into your eyes.
33. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.
34. Women often complain that men are not considerate, and men often complain that society is unfair.
35. If you don't love, say you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.
36. I am naturally useful, and the mouse son can make holes.
37. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.
38. I made many decisions, and all of them were defeated by your prayers.
39. What qualifications do you have not to work hard? Those who don't work hard and have no initiative will only be the scum of society.
40, you are not brave, no one is strong for you.
4 1, God is fair, because he is unfair to everyone.
42. One person will be addicted for a long time, and two people will have sex for a long time.
43. Why should a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?
44. How can I forget you now, the one who once disturbed my heartbeat?
45, Nima, kiss and clap, the world is in chaos.
Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.
47, my hand is full of your tears, it has been disabled.
48. Big money: robbing the rich to help the poor is the gentlest way.
49, underwear is sexy again, and feelings are nonsense.
50. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.
5 1, it is not difficult to get wet with one hand, but it is difficult to get wet with a quilt.
52. If you feel that you are struggling to walk, you are going uphill.
53. I am sad only because I want to be sad.
54, all that glitters is not gold, * * can't be measured.
55. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
56. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.
57. Maturity is a painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.
58. As long as the ending is a comedy ending, how can you cry in the process!
59. Not all men and women are equal, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?
60. If you want to gain a foothold in society, you must first learn to be a man.
6 1, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.
62. It's not a crime for a man to use a gun, and a woman is mixed with society by B.
63. We are all busy actors, and we can't finish without our heart and soul.
64. I promise I will stay until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I really can't get your love back?
Only the color that suits you best is the most beautiful color in the world.
66. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!
67. People can't do two things at the same time, sticking out their tongues and panting. Is it okay?
68. A friend said yesterday that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.
69. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.
70. If you give up, you lose completely. Stick to it, at least there is a glimmer of hope.
7 1, people should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.
72, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.
73. Leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.
74, bitter old trees faint, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.
Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.
76. No matter how hard you try to smile, everything can't go back to the original point.
77. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer "hmm". Did you shit?
78. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?
People should remember what they said. You always have to pay what you owe.
80. It's a popular world to leave, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.
8 1, women are good at chemistry? Are men good at this? This is a disguise.
God gave me ten fingers, but I dug my nose with them.
83. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.
84. Life is like * *, everything depends on your own hands.
85. I feel that I am not at school, but at school. I am simple and rude without wearing a condom.
86. I saved dandruff for a year because you said you wanted to see a snow.
87. Don't be a dog when you are brilliant, and don't forget your friends when you are down and out!
88. People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't deserve my explanation.
89. The area of the large intestine is about 300 square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. I finally know what "life is worse than death" means.
90. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?
9 1. Where can I find a man who doesn't go clubbing, skating, karaoke, playing WeChat, playing Mo Mo, dating or chatting?
92. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there is no lover suffering from heatstroke in summer.
93. When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.
94. Nobody likes you, and nobody hates you, just floating in the middle.