2. The world of mortals keeps you company, so get fat for nothing.

3. The reason why I fall in love with myself again is just because I washed my hair.

I only borrow one trip in your life, and this trip is the rest of my life.

I say no, but my heart is pounding.

6. When reality raises its hand and slaps you, you should give it a high five.

7: The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the poor.

I'm afraid I will do those things again. Please don't forget to remind me to take medicine.

9: You smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

10: I once crossed the mountains and seas but couldn't pass the dining hall.

1 1: I recently got the disease that my clothes were too ugly last year.

12: You are naked in the sunny south, and I am wrapped in mink in the cold night in the north.

13: Students * * * studied for three thousand years, and you and I stood side by side in the depths of the ocean.

14: We agreed to go to Whitehead together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

15: I didn't reply to your message because my hands were cold.

16: Fortunately, you were too heavy to run when chasing you.

17: I give you freedom, and I give you all freedom. This is my last tenderness.

18: I want to blow a breeze with you, and then walk hand in hand across the bridge and the road.

19: I vaguely remember what you look like. Your big nose asked me for sugar.

I'm not afraid of getting lost, bad guys, natural disasters or anything.

2 1: I have crossed mountains and seas. There are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea.

22: After seeing so many pigs, you are the cutest.

23: I have crossed the mountains and seas, but I can't cross the dining hall.

24: All encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation.

May lovers love you as they have always loved you, and their affection will never be disappointed.

No one is qualified to laugh at your dreams.

When I left my hometown, people could no longer drink well water.

Although it's cold and rainy, it can't stop me from going to school.

If you don't know what a treasure is, I'll teach you, starting with losing me.

30: People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

3 1: Never seen anyone so thirsty.

32: You are particularly ugly when you smile at others, really.

Those who can laugh to death can naturally shed tears silently.

If I want to travel around the world one day, I will walk around you.

Don't listen to rumors, believe that seeing is believing. Maybe we are not best friends, but please don't risk becoming my enemy.

You are hiding in the corner, why do you want the world to attract your attention?

37: You make love with short sleeves in the sunny south, and I curl up in a ball in the cold night in the north.

38: You hesitate because you still have a way out.

Don't tell me we can't get along.

40: She was stuffed with spicy strips, and he suddenly came to see her. She bowed her head in embarrassment. He touched her head and said with a smile, you are so cute.

4 1: I still love him even though he fails in all kinds. I'm still so worthless.

42: This man is old, and it is useless to say anything nice.

43: Now, the iphone is thinner, the ipad is thinner, and even Oreo is thinner. Homework Jun, look at you! Look at you!

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

45: People who want to take you home are on the road, and people who want to eat with you love to eat.

46: Text, come to your head! You are just imagining things! Can't you get a bigger brain?

47: daughter-in-law, you run. Why don't I run when the monster comes? Because I fell in love with the monster, and the monster fell in love with me. I want to be with the monster.

48: As soon as I chat with you, you give me an extra reply. I acted like I was raping you.

My waist is exposed in the sunny south, she is wrapped in mink in the cold night in the north, and I have no waist or mink, so I rely on a fat body to keep warm.

50: Now I feel my heart is free and my body is ready.

5 1: Daydreaming at noon that I am married, and seeing the officiant suddenly awakened.

52: Brother, bring my headphones. I think you should say please. Please bring me my headphones.

I'm not a mistress. Why did you hit me in the face?

54: I saved dandruff for a year just because you wanted to see a snow.

55: The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she will start giggling at you.

What's the big deal about being handsome? People always tell me that.

57: My IQ is one of the best. Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best.

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1, even if I am sad and lonely again, I can still smile, which has nothing to do with it.

What you said in the preface is inconsistent with what you said in the back. Only you are my secret. Don't expose it.

There are seven words floating in the sky, which are all things all day long.

4. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself, and people who care about you will like you more.

5. If you like someone, you want to hug him no matter how hot the weather is.

6. Reincarnate as a man in the next life and marry a woman like me.

7. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

8. If you eat more lunch in the middle of the night, you won't feel hungry.

9, distracted, lost, look in the mirror or me.

10, some people rely on strength, some people rely on vision, and I rely entirely on imagination.

1 1, don't point at me if you haven't walked the road I walked.

12, I'm going to get a haircut, and my neck is twisted by bangs.

13, I'm so picky, you'd better leave me alone and I'll hit you.

14, you have no right to criticize me behind my back and gossip about me, even if I haven't eaten your meal.

15, kneel down if you want me to bow my head.

16. Why is the flat chest called the airport? Actually, I think the basin is more lethal.

17. In this society, people with tattoos are afraid of heat, so that people with iphone have no pockets, people with watches love to pat their legs, and people with gold teeth love to grin.

18, I want to say so much to you, but only a few simple greetings.

19, don't think that people who smoke, drink and fight are bad boys. They also have a positive and enterprising heart and are much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day.

I didn't cry, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

22. Don't blame me for leaving without looking back, okay? How can you cherish me until I leave?

23. Girls often think like this: Forget it, he doesn't like me. The boy thinks like this: if he wanted to like me, she would have come to me.

24. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired.

25, don't stay up late, don't be willful, don't sing, don't smoke, don't rebel, don't fall in love. Did you feed your youth to the dog?

26, lover, if one day we meet, I hope you will hug me tightly and kiss me hard regardless of everyone's eyes.

27. If anyone bothers me again, I'll put bagels in your headphones and break them.

28. My goal is to search my personal data on Baidu.

29. The glass of water I gave you won't be hot forever.

30. Sorry, this is a gift. What a fart! It stinks.

3 1. If we are all happy, will these stories never end?

32, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell.

Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will step on your grave.

34. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

35. May this big sun evaporate my little sadness.

36. There is no reason to persist after giving up.

Then, you'd better leave me alone, and I'll hit you.

38. The one who is worth it doesn't need you to run near.

No matter what I do in the exam, I believe I have a bright future.

40. I was scared to death when I watched TV today and said that someone smoked and got lung cancer. I quickly smoked a cigarette to suppress my shock and never watched TV again.

4 1, no one has ever surprised me and moved me to tears.

42. Hehe, it's really two words that greatly reduce the interest in chatting.

43. How can I set an example for you without pretending?

44. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.

45. The word inappropriate has divided too many kind people.

46. You don't care whether I am handsome or not, and I didn't marry you.

47. The shadow under my feet never tries to be like anyone. The wind and rain swept through several streets, and I was not threatened by anyone.

48. Where there is light, there will be shadows, and I won't disappear when you are there.

49, my world doesn't need too many people to understand, let you understand, then come on!

50. I remember those who warmed my heart, those who made me cry, and those who were not good at words.

5 1. Although you are not my sweetheart, I want to be your childhood sweetheart.

I should love you, even if you are the wrong person.

53. Like it or not and whether it is appropriate or not are two different things.

54. Why should I be sad without you?

55. There was no road in the end, so I threw the car away and ran away.

56. As long as you dare to treat me as a game, I will abuse you to death without opening a plug-in.

57, put down the enemy with bullets, put down the brothers with spirit Erguotou.

58. I want to be a queen, and I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

59. I promise you to wear a rockhopper, and you will do what I do.

60. Keep saying that you want to counterattack, but have you really worked hard?

6 1, it will be too late for you to talk to me when I get cold.

62. Mom said I was hopeless. Who's Wu Yao? Come and help me!

63. Don't be so effeminate and feel sorry for Bo. Why didn't you win the Nobel Prize for Acting? !

You can live like a pig, but not as happy as a pig!

65. I like the way you don't like me and can't fuck me. You bit me.

Listen, bitches. When I stand up straight and stand firm, I don't even know how you died

67. I'm embarrassed to go with you. You are very self-aware. You are too fat to embarrass me!

68. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

70. People are always dissatisfied. If you like this, you always touch that.

7 1, to be honest, only if you like it, you will be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?

72. The farther you go, the more you can't see the edge. The more sober you are, the more you are in the abyss.

73. A real woman is a man whose eyes are in the sea and who says I'm fine with a grin.

74, a person, except loneliness, everything is fine. Really.

75. Several exams ruined our years of getting along. It's not that we are too weak, but that the exam is too strong to be destroyed!

76. Without you, I am still strong, even if I have a heart of stone!

77, learn to bully the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, the model basks in the body, and Laozi basks in the sun!

78. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

79. Actually, I really want to contact you, because I lack an identity.

80. In the face of friends who often like to talk about heartache, I want to say, do you have heart disease?

Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and success will disappear.

82, teenagers don't discharge to me, I am not an insulator.

83, you don't have to suppress, she can't replace my smile.

84. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. Do you think you can do it?

85. How can people who are excited at a glance be friends?

86. Time will tell you who is a true friend and who is an unfamiliar dog.

I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

88, ah! White snake; Ah! The Monkey King; Ah! Sister Rong; Summer vacation is coming!

89. I want to be as thin as lightning and kill those who laugh at me for being fat.

90. I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

9 1, the highest level of hating a person is speechless, and the highest level of liking a person is no self.

92. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself. I am my own sun and don't depend on anyone's light.

93. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories, one is natural beauty and the other is natural inspiration.

As long as you don't kill me, I can stand up and live more beautifully than you.

95. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and the deaf have their own love.

96. Aunt, listen to me! I will be your period in the next life!

97, a gun to dry you to heaven, you shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

98. The weather is so dazzling that once you get into bed, you can't climb out at all.

99, the guy is not handsome, all by temperament.

100, I just won't let myself go, and I won't force myself to be attached now.

10 1. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.

102, don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair.

103, how do you pretend to be B? It is also the light of Lao Tzu.

104. In the future, if someone refuses to kill me, he must say sorry in a cold voice. I am not interested in killing pigs.

105, my wife told me that explanation means shielding, shielding means dishonesty, and dishonesty has to be cleaned up.

106, I sincerely wish that we will die of old age and never contact each other, and we will never see each other or contact each other again in this life.

107, in this age when ambiguity is more rampant than love, being single is actually a luxury.

108, loving her is to help her accidentally stop her period and marry her without hesitation.

109, although I am not good at math, I will write my domineering solution on my homework first.

1 10, get out, get out, and leave the dirty garbage to me alone.

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Overbearing personality signature super drag roll

1, put away your ambiguity and take him away.

What you have in your head is not brains but soybean milk.

Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

4, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish, and there is not much to say about their mastery.

Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!

6. You have a face that invites you to scold me.

7. Don't think that just because you are tall, your sister will look up to you.

8. Don't talk to my sister about feelings. I don't want to talk to you.

9. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't let Russia help you easily. Russia is not that great.

10, there are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

1 1, the highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

12, exchange the moment for eternity, and exchange the present for your present.

13. As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after rain.

14, people who like you want your gift; People who love you also want your future.

15, when the time is right, we will hold hands aboveboard.

16, I don't want to owe you anything. I took all the cold water you spilled on me, boiled it and poured it back to you.

17, I can love vigorously or simply, but it all depends on you.

18, stop, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

19, stay with me, do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

20. Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

2 1, don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me I brought you?

22. Everyone enjoys success, but the road to success is not necessarily what everyone wants to take.

Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

24. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

25. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

26. Always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

28. One day, my name will be on your household registration book, so you can't be your wife's stepmother.

I want you to know that I am beginning to love you, and you have no right to refuse.

30. Ask what the world is like, but everything has its vanquisher.

3 1, you asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

32. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

33, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains that have not been turned over, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome guys that have not been soaked.

Since you are a man, don't mess with other women.

Don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

I'm going to put you aside to dry and get it back.

39. I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

40. Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.

4 1, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

Now that you have left, don't think about coming back some day.

45. Grenade is very expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

46. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband and your little father.

47. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

48. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

49. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

No matter how sad life is, we can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

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1, I love you, uncertainty principle.

2. I keep telling myself. If you can't think hard, don't. If you can't get it, you just don't want it

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Hey, I am a woman who takes life seriously.

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

6. Accumulate all your love on the right person.

7. Tears, no matter how expensive, are just waste water with literary value.

8. Not everyone can fall in love with their lives.

9. I am such a person. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look pathetic.

10, because you are sorry, so I decided that this matter has nothing to do with you.

1 1, I am willing to exchange my life for a smile from you.

12, those negative emotions are put out as soon as they are on fire.

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

14. From now on, I want you all to like me.

15, please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

16. What is love? Can you eat and drink? Would we die without it?

17, I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

18, I couldn't change it in the past, but I don't want to change it now.

19, life is like chess. I am willing to be a pawn. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

No one will spoil you like a baby. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

23. I can't do it alone. I'm never tough. Nobody needs to worry.

24. I threw you into the sea of people with the wind, and it has nothing to do with you from now on. I went out by myself.

25. Only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and this right is given by me.

26. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

27. I will do anything except love you.

28, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

29, there are only three words, who will accompany me?

30. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't play the leading role.

3 1. If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

32. Your love is not worthy, and neither is my love.

There are no losers in the world unless you don't want to win.

Don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing

35. Unrequited love will be a bright love one day.

36. Commitment is a fart, and only a madman believes it.

37. I can't tolerate my man having other confidantes. I'm so selfish.

I am rich, but that doesn't mean I am Kai Zi.

There is only one me in the world, so you should take good care of me.

40. Embrace the only and hopeless firmness in the world.

4 1, exchange an instant for eternity, and exchange your present for yours from now on.

As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after rain.

43. People who like you want your gift; People who love you also want your future.

44. When the time is right, let's hold hands aboveboard.

45. Be with someone you don't like every day. Would you like to?

46. I just have one's fingers itch, and you deserve to be beaten anyway!

47. My love, no matter how cheap, can't give you a discount.

48. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.

49. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's mouths.

I don't want to owe you anything. I took all the cold water you spilled on me, boiled it and poured it back to you.

5 1, I can love vigorously or simply, but it all depends on you.

52. Forget it, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

53. Stay with me. Do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

Shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.

56. At this age, it is too early to say love, and at this age, it is too early to say forever.

57. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

59. Always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.

60. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

6 1, life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

62. Nobody loves me, I love myself, nobody loves me, I love myself.

One day, my name will be on your household registration book, so you can't be your wife's stepmother.

64. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs, one to clear the way in front, one to protect the driver behind, and I will ride a bike in the middle!

65. I will always remember that my sister is good and her spirit will never fail.

66. The sky is bright to me; This land was built for me; You exist for me!

67. Honey, I said I love you. I love you with my life.

68. Be sure to be reincarnated as a man in the next life, and then marry a woman like me.

69. Being at a loss is a heart injury that can't be concealed. You like perfunctory, so I don't have to accompany you to escape from reality.

70. Are such awesome people still afraid of being stupid?

7 1, if I were a bitch, I would have fallen in love with me.

72. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone and add a postscript: Allow anyone to be my friend.

73. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

74. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?

75. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

76. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

77. The great Qu Yuan sacrificed himself and won us a three-day holiday. We will always miss him.

78. There are many beautiful women in the world. Why do you unrequited love a flower?

79. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

80. If you don't respect me, I respect you. If you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.