I wish there was a big flood that flooded the school.
3. Classic quotations from primary school teachers: I will kick you out with a slap!
4. Me: Dad! I'm going to watch the meteor shower with my girlfriend tomorrow night. Dad: Then remember to bring your raincoat.
5. Warning: Besides, I am beautiful, and I will sue you for libel!
6. Elder sister, I can't play chess, I can't write, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing vegetables and cooking.
7. The main symptom of bad students now is that the wind blows down during class and the dog can't get rid of it after class.
8. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.
9. If you think I'm stupid, stupid and an idiot, we're just good friends.
10. There are no bad students, only teachers who can't educate.
1 1. The class teacher shouted, "Raise your hand if you are absent."
12. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.
13. Learn silly coins in Grade One, but don't learn silly coins in Grade Two. Senior three knows that stupid coins have been learned.
14. When you remember the formula of pi, I will
15. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.
16. When I graduate, I will set up a monument in my dormitory to commemorate my youth …
17. Curse those who bully me and eat noodles and snot.
18. Every time I see a handsome guy, I feel guilty and always wonder how I can have a relationship with him.
19. What's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!
It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.
2 1. Don't touch my things. If you touch them, you will have mental illness.
22. Don't play dumb in the lush years, that's not good.
23. Don't study hard all day, don't take a shower for a month, don't go out for a year, and review all your life!
24. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.
25. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.
26. The only regret after graduation is that I haven't been to the men's room.
27. The mountain is not high, but there are immortals. The handwriting is not good, just understand it.
28. God gave us youth and acne.
29. There is a tree called Shu Gao in the university, and many people hang it.
30. The teacher said: Persistence is victory. A: It's just fart.
3 1. Several years as a student, I practiced the top magic of copying test papers for 3 minutes!
32. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!
No matter what shortcomings you have, you can say that you are "inherited". What a wonderful excuse!
34. The sky is gray and wild, and the school playground is full of wolves.
35. When I think about writing a composition in a few hours, the cloud will turn into cotton candy and a piece of shit.
36. Youth is running, then falling and getting up again. Run again
37. I suddenly found that Newton was good at giving force, pulling force and buoyancy. Thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance, support.
38. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.
40. The Statue of Liberty tells us that it is better to burn a book than to use it as a bird.
4 1. Skipping classes is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.
42. It is said that
Will not fail, because
It's too heavy to get a high number.
43. No, no, no, no, think about the feelings of two people.
44. Q: What should I do if I suddenly have the urge to study? A: Don't panic. Drink some water and lie down for a while.
45. Youth, you are acne!
46. Students with poor test scores are generally beautiful, smart, modest, generous and versatile.
47. When it appeared on TV.
Tang Priest,
When I wait for these gods, I will know that summer vacation is coming.
48. oh, my god Please give me back all my pocket money from childhood!
49. The most terrible thing is to tell the truth to your best friend, while ta tells it as a joke.
50. Actually, I don't care. I've always loved you ... money,
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5 1. When I was scolded by the teacher, I thought about whether I was a kindergarten teacher or a monitor. That is an excellent student.
52. Borrowing money has silenced many irons and taught many people to lie.
I can correct my attitude, but don't blame me for spilling it.
54. Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use
When I was poor, I bought a 50-cent snack and licked the bag clean after eating. ...
56. Youth is a group of young people in spring.
57. The school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium, and the teacher is Rebecca.
58. Once upon a time, you were a flower of the motherland and thrived. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.
59. I like going to school, but I don't like attending classes.
60. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and rolled around every day.
6 1. Dead vines, old trees and faint crows; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; Just, talk in your sleep.
62. Have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down in class, the one on the teacher's head?
63. Don't cry, little friend. Sister goes to the farm to sell poop and buy you candy!
64. Someone who has a crush on me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm?
65. Every time I finish writing an ideological and moral thesis, I have an impulse to cut off the evil hand.
66. My mother summed up the reason why I am fat in eight words: I can't control my mouth and can't move my legs.
67. What's so strange about being thin? My sister used to be thin, but have you ever been fat?
68. I won't do it if my grandson gives a question and my son invigilates it.
69. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.
70. It is normal to have a stomachache when you are young. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.
7 1. Time after class is so precious, isn't it a waste to go to the toilet? I usually go to class.
72. Teacher, don't always stare at me. If you stare again, I'll charge!
73. The bell is an order. The bell is ringing, you should go!
74. Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!
75. Whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!
76. How can you get through the night without adequate sleep?
You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, what you said is nonsense!
78. Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic!
79. The night before school starts, the electricity consumption in China will soar.
80. After turning off the lights before going to bed in the dormitory, imagine that ghosts are everywhere and rush to bed at the speed of 120 mph.
8 1. Holidays are like painless abortion. Has it started? It's over.
82. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a person with homework.
83. Falling in love and getting married when I was a student was the proudest thing in my life.
84. Learning to attend classes is expensive, junior high school classes are expensive, senior high school classes are expensive, and college classes are expensive.
85. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.
86. I don't hate school, but I hate some people and things in school.
Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?
88. I
Why don't adults let minors fall in love? Because at this age, we shouldn't bear this.
89. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.
90. There are tutors in every grade. Are they all ugly
9 1. I hope all the money in my pocket can fall in love and have many children.
92. In the exam, I only expected 60 points, because my father told me that 59 points were disabled and 6 1 was a waste.
93. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.
94. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!
95. The chemistry teacher asked, "What about the gas leak at home?" Stand up and say, "Have a cigarette and calm down."
96. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.
97. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
98. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took us away.
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99. Teacher, don't take my patience as your gambling book!
100. When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.
10 1. Teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!
102. failed math? Normal! Do you need functions when shopping?
103. Black stockings with thick thighs. This summer is really bad.
104. Life is like a steamer, and I am like a steamed bread in a steamer.
105. My youth was dedicated to the person called compulsory education.
106. Whenever I get 30 or 40 points in an exam, do you really think I did it alone?
107.
There is nothing better than lying on the table waiting for class, waking up and finishing school.
108. The situation on campus is basically: girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers' clothes.
109. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
1 10. No matter who you are, no matter junior high school or senior high school, we will always be the worst class in the teacher's mouth in recent years.