2, don't be obsessed with my brother, my brother is just a low-key otaku, with a little sharpness!

3, don't blame my brother for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

I know my sister's heart has changed. What is talking about fucking love?

You said that one day I don't want you, and you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.

6. So far, I think the man who is willing to tie his wife's shoelaces is the most handsome!

7. I am not Andersen, and I can't give you fairy tales.

8. I come from the earth, so don't talk to me about Martians.

9, don't give elder brother sister-in-law put caller id!

10. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter, and shameless charm when smoking.

1 1, at the beginning of life, people with good nature who don't do their homework are heroes. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

12, I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.

13, girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

14, I am not a literary youth, nor can I pretend to be the literary fan you want.

15, I didn't see the moon, it was Chang 'e!

16, I have no car, no house and no money. Will you marry me?

17, men have to open a world by themselves.

18, I am not handsome, but I have a posture.

19, there are always some men who never send photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think they are single.

20. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

2 1, don't be infatuated with me, I come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

22. Your [world] is full of her [traces].

23. If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do.

24. A good man should spoil his own woman and be indifferent to other people's women.

25. The so-called "believing" means "betting" that your wife believes your lies.

26. In class, the teachers only take aim at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

27. She is a perfect and bright diamond, and I am a humble sand that walks with the wind.

28. Famous flowers are rich in soil.

29. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.

30. A boy doesn't need to be too good to return to the game and listen to you.

3 1, the decision I made, even if I put the knife rest around my neck, I won't regret it!

32. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

33. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoists.

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

35. It is also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the road and I repair the bystander road.

36. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

37. The wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

38. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea.

39. Live in a thatched cottage next to the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.

40. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

4 1, wine is empty, color is empty, wife goes with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

42. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

43. I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

Genius and madness are only one step away. If I were that step, there would be no genius.

45. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.