Toast is simple and humorous, and wine culture can be inherited and developed in China, which is enough to show the status of wine in the hearts of Chinese people. Whether it is a serious business occasion or having a few drinks at home with friends and relatives, we will make a few toasts before drinking. Let's take a look at the simple and humorous toast.

Simple and humorous toasts 1 1. Simple and humorous toasts

1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly.

2. The leader is above me. Say it several times.

3. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

4, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty.

5. Give a helping hand in case of danger. When you make a move, I'll pour her a drink, brother.

6. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink?

7. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8. Show your talents in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

9, emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Second, the toast from one to ten is jingle.

1, one cup of love, two cups of Italy, and three cups are good brothers; One drink, two toasts, and three true feelings.

2. One cup of gold, two cups of silver and three cups of a cornucopia. Look, there are all the treasures here. The fourth cup should be in the warehouse.

3, one cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups hold the wall, five cups and six cups hold the wall, I won't go, drink a catty-my sister carries me!

Four, one, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still screaming.

5. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two are wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine, two, two walls do not leave.

6, wine fragrance floating in Wan Li, how can an empty cup bottom. Spring rain moistens things quietly, so drink harmoniously.

Life needs to be full of joy, so please drink this blessed wine. Life is a hundred years in a flash, and a glass of blessing wine is a hundred years.

There is water in the sky and soil in the ground, and leaders should take the lead in drinking. Qianshan always has feelings, but it is not good to serve a glass of wine.

Leading a glass of wine is rich and powerful. If you want to be rich, you should finish it. If you want to have treasure, you need to drink.

7, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

People walk in the world without drinking,

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

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1. It's an honor to have dinner with the leader today. I propose a toast to the leader. I hope that the leadership will work smoothly and be healthy.

A glass of wine wishes you energetic and happy. Two glasses of wine wish you a good mood and good luck. Three glasses of wine wish you health, happiness and peace.

3. Old wine is mellow, vegetarian food is sweet, strong and beautiful. I like this beautiful name. Here comes a toast. I hope that when you and I are drunk, our relatives and friends will not forget that life is so beautiful.

Fish is active in water, and wine is more fragrant.

5, one cup dry, two cups clean, three cups to drink the truth.

6, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much wine, and there is strength.

7, the east wind blows, the drums beat, happiness is like the East China Sea, purple gas comes from the east, and wine is blessed.

8, count romantic figures, but also look at the present ",I wish you strong as a tiger, more proud of the spring breeze!

9. Raise a glass to see the bright moon, watch the dragon gate dive, and have a glass of Fulu wine, and peace and wealth will fall on you.

10, wine makes a thousand cups of friends, wine makes a hero brave, speaks the truth after drinking, and drinks on heroes.

1 1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly.

12, I propose a toast to you, and thank you again for coming.

13, I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and live longer than Nanshan; As strong as a tiger, the money is countless.

14, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

15, one cup is no good, why? Because a chopstick can't hold food, one leg can't walk, and it takes two hands to clap your hands.

16, I am honored to have dinner with the leader today. I propose a toast to the leader. I hope that the leadership will work smoothly, be healthy and have a prosperous business!

17, there must be a stuffy glass at the end of the wine. Don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

18, the state leads the people's elections, and the public servants are the people. Here's to you. I wish the leaders good health.

20, as long as the feelings have wine to drink, it is wine. It is also our respect to give you tea instead of wine.

2 1, Wu Song drinks to kill tigers, and drinks to drown his sorrows in business dealings. Singing and dancing, high spirits, abundant drinking, prosperous people and prosperous wealth.

22, wine is a grain essence, the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is brewed by beauty, and the more you drink it, the brighter it becomes; Wine is an energy body, and the more you drink, the stronger your bones; Wine is the root of wealth, and the more you drink, the more prosperous you are.

23. people have three treasures, essence, qi and spirit, which attract you all over the sky and make you beautiful. After drinking this cup of "Ruyi wine", I wish you a smooth career, a smooth rise and a step-by-step promotion!

24, one cup of love, two cups of Italy, three cups are good brothers. One drink, two toasts, and three true feelings.

25, this wine looks like water, spicy in the mouth, haunted in the stomach, stumbling around, getting up in the middle of the night to find water to drink, and regretting it in the morning!

26. The phoenix flowers show brilliant red, wishing you and my dreams. When we fly to the vast sky, don't hesitate or stay.

29, shallow feelings, take a look; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

30. I propose a toast to the leader and thank him for his concern. Do it first!

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1, good luck every year.

2. The younger generation would like to propose a toast here. Thank you, leaders.

Let's raise our glasses together and wish the two old people happiness as the East China Sea, long life as the South Mountain, good health and happiness forever!

Please raise your glasses and share this happy moment with us.

5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

6, get together is a bosom friend, I drink two comfortable wine first.

7. We believe that with the joint efforts of brothers and sisters, our family business will surely flourish! Our parents will live a long and healthy life, feel safe and be happy!

8. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

9. I wish you all a sweet love and a successful career. Cheers!

10, thank you for guiding me in the right direction, and thank you for your patient teaching and guidance.

1 1, let's raise our glasses together. It can be said that the wine is more beautiful, the flowers are full of wine and happiness is full.

12, come on, friends! Let's take the fragrant and intoxicating wine and bless Mr. xx!

13, the season of the year lies in spring. I wish you get rich in spring, eat well, dress well, have a good mental outlook and a good family.

14, half a glass of wine, good luck, I wish you fame and fortune, successful career, please, sir.

15, getting drunk will hurt your body and stomach. Have a cup of tea, it will be more prosperous in the coming year.

16, I wish our fraternity a successful career, good health and all the best. Cheers!

17, eat for half a day, drink for half a day, and compete with the gods every day.

18, people say that life is like a play, and it is not easy to perform. Everyone earns hard money, so take a break when it's time. I wish you a relaxed work and a happy life.

19, I wish all the guests good health and all the best!

20. You look the most handsome as soon as you put on your eyes. Let me buy you a beautiful bar.

2 1, hey, it's all in the text, it's all in the glass, and more is said in silence than in voice, so do it.

22. After drinking three glasses of wine, you can go anywhere.

23, send you a cup of mellow wine, I wish you good luck.

24. If you want to have a more brilliant career, you must drink better than others.

25. The old wine is mellow, the vegetarian dishes are sweet, and the body is strong and beautiful. I like this beautiful name. There will be a toast soon. I hope that when you and I are drunk, our relatives and friends will not forget that life is so beautiful.

26. Let's raise a glass to wish Comrade XX a bon voyage and an early return from school. Cheers!

27, friendship, mellow as wine, family, stay around, greetings, I wish you happiness and health.

28. I wish you all the best in your future life!

29, dongyang west rain, ruthless people have feelings.

30. A man should be graceful, and first come to a catty of white wine.

3 1, you see this young lady, beautiful, talented, tender, colorful and versatile, like a blooming flower.

32. Flip through the thinning calendar, worry about playing, spread a smile in your heart, draw a draft of the New Year, think about past successes and failures, and thank your friends for their concern. I wish you happiness every year, and I wish your family good all the year round!

33. The fish turns over, indicating that your career has been turned upside down and promoted step by step.

34. You three raise your glasses together. I wish you three success in your careers and long-lasting friendship.

35. Thank you, thank you for being with you day and night!

36. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

37. Half wine is half blessing. As long as you have it in your heart, everything you drink is wine.

I wish you health and happiness in your later years.

39. If you want to have a good skin spirit, you can't do without drinking every day.

I wish you good fortune, good health, sweet love and all the best.

4 1, you always look lucky. At first glance, he is either rich or expensive! Drink this glass of wine and wish you a long and healthy life.

42. Come on! Let's raise our glasses together. I wish you good health and a happy family. Cheers!

43, tidbits fragrance, drizzling love, in this rainy season, endless hope, sincerely wish your dream come true.

44. Don't insist on drinking, but stay in your heart! Although there is no old wine, the true feelings will last forever! Old wine never touches the mouth, and health is there every year!

Let's work together for the future of XX and make it the biggest and strongest XX. Let's work together!

46. We get together to celebrate the health and longevity of teachers, talk about parting feelings and encourage each other to take off. This wonderful time will remain in our memory forever.

47. For this maturity, for your happiness. Cheers!

48. People say that winter snow is like silver and spring rain is like gold. I wish you a wide range of financial resources and prosperity in the four seasons.

49. Cup: The Eight Immortals crossed the sea and showed their magical powers.

50. I wish the whole family of XX smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three suns blooming in Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, Datong in June and June, seven stars shining high, auspicious everywhere, and great unity in 1999!

5 1. This glass of wine for you has three flavors, one is warm and sweet, and the other is sweet. One is the blessing of peace.

52. In the new year, we are full of confidence and passion. Let's join hands to create a better future! Cheers!