graduate from primary school

Crosstalk scripts: Yu Qian, He,.

Guo: We are not strangers. Everyone knows us. We are glad to have such an opportunity to sit down and talk. My name is Degang Guo, and this is Degang Guo's partner.

Yu: Yu Qian.

Guo: Don't say names.

Y: Why don't you tell me your name?

Guo: This is my younger brother.

Li: My name is.

Guo: Shut up! Degang Guo's apprentice,

H: My name is He Wei Yun.

Guo: Sit, sit, sit.

Here, slide this.

Guo: Right? Well, (rushing to Yu Qian) you go that way, you go that way.

Y: me. (moving chair)

Guo: Yes, it is in the way. You still have to come. You sit behind the basket.

Y: me? I can't be seen

Guo: I know all about it. Jing Li,

Yes, I do.

Guo: Brother Qian,

Yes

Guo: Brother Qian wore all his sister-in-law's clothes for this program today.

Y: huh?

Li: Look how vivid it is!

Yes, the color is brighter.

Guo: It looks like a face.

Y: Not this color, not this color on the face.

K: OK.

Mr. Hu: The color and gas are very good.

Guo: Let's talk about it. Perhaps intellectually, (referring to Jing Li) he is even worse.

Li: Who is it?

Y: I admit it, I admit it.

Li: Who is approaching?

Guo: Here I am. I want to announce the news. Why? Many girls like Jing Li.

Y: right.

Guo: But after you know his real situation, you can definitely throw up.

Li: No, you can say anything. Tell me the truth.

Y: it's not that disgusting.

Guo: Growing up in a violent family. His parents have been fighting since childhood.

Li: It is more powerful.

Guo: His mother got into a fight with his father when she was pregnant with him, and they were torn apart.

Y: huh? Still pregnant?

Guo: His mother patted his stomach. "You kill me! Two lives! " His father was afraid. He has the same problem until now,

Li: Me too?

Guo: When he was young, he often fought and said, "You killed me!" A pat on the stomach, "three lives!"

Y: How can he have three lives?

Guo: I still have two crickets in my pocket!

Y: This is human life. This?

Li: Take care of wild animals!

Guo: I haven't heard of it. I was like this when I was a child, and I was not very smart at school later. What you said in the stands is very wise. My apprentice taught him.

Mr. Hu: I feed it with my mouth!

Guo: When he was at school, the teacher told him to take 10 yuan to buy a map and have a geography class at school tomorrow.

Y: Oh, the money for the map.

Guo: Hey, I asked his father for 10, but I didn't buy it. I gave it to him. Why didn't his father ask you to buy a map? He is very happy. "I thought about it. I'm not going anywhere in my life. "

Y: I don't know Doyle.

Guo: I did badly in the exam. When I took it home, his father asked me how many points I got. Sometimes there is no paper. "Where's your test paper?" "My classmates borrowed it." Just one person. So it's not as romantic, smart and smart as you think. This word refers to me.

Li: Do you really mean it?

Guo: It's all for me.

Y: Don't be nervous either.

Guo: What's wrong with me? Is this bad for me?

Y: Relax, relax. Romantic and chic is far from it.

Guo: (rushing) huh? What about you? You're not well. How are you? You go home, the three of us say, you go!

Li: No, no, no, no, no.

Mr. Hu: Go home.

Li: What home?

Y: Well, he saves trouble.

Guo: He was with my apprentice, and we suffered.

Li: Who will suffer?

Guo: We are losing money. Our children are very clever.

Li: He is not so good. (to Wei Yun) It's my turn to talk about you.

Mr. Hu: Me?

Y: Hey, you guys are chatting between games.

Li: Right, right, right. This is very interesting.

Guo: (Punching Brother Qian) You don't look like an adult.

Y: listen.

Li: As we all know, he came to our Deyun Society in 2002.

Guo: That's right.

H: It's been a while.

Li: I saw this child from the beginning. He has been in the bottom row with his right hand and watches our performances every day.

Guo: Yes, you are still a senior three.

Y: none of them are big.

Li: Who said that? Children were not like this before, but now they may be pleasing to the eye. Watch this. . .

Mr Hu: I used to be tall!

Li: No!

Mr. Hu: I'm too capable. I fell down.

Li: Where did it fall?

Y: Always walk in front of the theater and grind the second half!

Mr. Hu: It's not difficult.

Guo: Don't worry, I'll find him later.

Y: huh? All right!

Li: I'm not finished yet!

Guo: There are no adults like you.

Li: Cunban shaved his head.

H: that's right.

Li: It looks like a hedgehog.

Y: Just like now.

Li: It looks like a mouse now.

Ho: Not as good as this hedgehog.

Li: It is also a foreign mouse and Mickey Mouse.

Mr. Hu: You praised me.

Li: They used to be called hedgehogs. Later, I found an object, and the object was also very cola. This boss is a good match for He.

H: yes.

Li: You can walk under the table with your feet up in high heels.

Y: hey!

Li: One meter two. 1.30m. I don't know.

Y: It matches well anyway.

Li: This is very long.

Guo: What is it?

Y: This adult wants to comment.

Guo: Where can I go?

Y: Isn't it1.2m?

Li: Less than 1.2 meters?

Guo: There is one meter two, and there is one meter two.

Ho: One of them is outrageous!

Guo: That's right. Is it 1.2 meters?

Yes

Mr. Hu: Yes, it's outrageous.

Guo and Li: Yes, it's 1.2 meters.

Mr. Hu: Not credible.

Li: I just said it was 1.2 meters. He looks great, too.

Ho: Keep editing!

Li: What do you mean by continuing editing? Stick on a beard, just like Zhang Fei, like this.

Hu: These are all the baggage used by my master. Don't use them.

Li: Isn't it still ringing?

Guo: Hey! I'm telling you this. Do Brother Qian and his wife know?

Li: It's all the same, all the same. Anyway, in our jargon, it is more obvious.

Y: That's ridiculous, isn't it?

Guo: You can't talk nonsense on stage.

Li: No, no, no, let me introduce myself. Sometimes the jargon in our jargon is incomprehensible to the audience. We have to say this completely, everyone can't understand a word, but sometimes it has to be made public on this occasion. Why? There is such a practical thing.

Guo: Hey, catch your breath. Take a deep breath. I am suffocating here.

Li: Because there is no burden at this point, I have to speak quickly. Well, once I was with a friend of mine, who is also in our line of work.

Guo: Who is it?

Li: Don't say who it is. How inappropriate.

Guo: Are you afraid of being sued?

Li: I'm not afraid.

Guo: Just say that what I said is nothing.

Li: I am mainly afraid that he will sue you.

Guo: Just say I didn't say anything. I have a lawyer.

Y: Nothing. He has a lot of nerve.

Li: I'm afraid he will say goodbye. The two of us went to their house to find him. As a result, he was not at home that day and his wife was at home. When I called the door, my wife came out to have a look. My wife knew me, so I said a few words of gossip and left. Asked if I was not at home, I didn't go in. Later, at the door, my friend told me that in front of his wife, seeing her so shabby, she didn't have the courage to say ordinary words, so she said a few words in our terminology.

What did you say?/Sorry?

Li: That's what I said. Pointing at your wife, who is this fruit eater?

Mr. Hu: Fruit?

Li: Do you know anything about fruit food? Women are called fruit food. I told you, this is the fruit of running water.

Guo: (referring to the audience) Do you understand?

Li: I explained it, but I haven't explained it yet!

Y: Sitting here with four bandits!

Guo: His Mandarin should be subtitled. Let me tell you something.

Li: No, my last name is He. My name is Liushuiwan, and this fruit is my wife, Liushuiwan. Oh, what a pity.

Y: it's not pretty.

Li: Well, it doesn't look so good.

Guo: It means bad to miss you.

Li: Right, right, right. I quickly said, read the group.

Y: what's this?

Li: Stop it. After saying these words, we turned against each other and left. We left, but we left. His wife couldn't see the wrong expression on our faces, so we can remember these words. When he comes home at night, his wife will ask him. Just ask Xiao He. Two friends came today. One is Jing Li. I don't know. They said a few words at the door, which is probably your term. I don't understand. Let me ask you something. Who says this is fruit food? Ah, this is asking who you are. Then Jing Li said, "Running water is full of fruits," he told him. "This is my wife. Oh, that one said, "I miss eating fruit." "What's going on? He Wei Yun, how can I explain it? If I say it doesn't look good, hit my wife and make up a lie.

Mr. Hu: What did I say?

Y: hey! Real porcelain!

Li: The idea is to praise your beauty.

H: On the contrary.

Li: Hey, the beauty's name is Nian Nian.

Guo: Go and lose your heart!

Li: As a result, his wife believed it.

Guo: Oh, this is the real person!

Li: I'm telling you, he, I haven't fallen yet. If I wear rouge and powder, please look again. Worse than that!

Guo: I'll stop you first. Don't talk in jargon on the stage. You shouldn't talk when you say this, but speak with your conscience. This is a term in our industry in the old society. I don't need it now.

Y: Nobody said that.

Guo: In this backstage, except Yu Qian likes to say this jargon, alas, people don't like to say this.

Mr. Hu: I don't understand it at all unless he explains it.

Li: You speak better than anyone else!

Y: I don't usually say this.

Guo: You usually say this.

Y: What do I usually say?

Guo: Why didn't you say something? When I talk to him, he can speak some jargon.

Y: I don't say it. I don't like to say it. I know very little.

Guo: You see, one word is the edge, one word is the best, and I send this word the most. What do you read?

Y: I did.

Guo: Look!

Y: cough!

Guo: Did you say it?

Y: you don't have it here.

Guo: I watch the most. What do you read?

I, look!

Guo: It's vulgar. You are alone.

H: exactly.

Y: You seduce me!

Mr. Hu: It's true, it's not. He said it was not credible.

Guo: Because that's what we used to say about his wife.

H: that's right.

Li: Who said that?

Mr. Hu: He remembered and put it on for me. There is no such thing, look at my little appearance, ah, I poke like this,

Y: don't stand up. It's hard to sit down in the future.

Mr. Hu: (Sit down and hold Jing Li's leg)

Li: Don't hold back.

Guo: The child's footstool is light.

Y: this foot can't reach the ground.

Guo: Who said you couldn't reach the ground? Give it to him. Put it on the ground.

Ho: (My feet are on the ground and my body can't reach the chair. )

Guo: Look. Look at it.

Y: It's difficult for you to be an expert, so talk about him!

Li: Right, right, right, right.

Guo: Didn't I stand on tiptoe?

Hu: I mainly talk about them.

Guo: Yes, you said he (refers to), and later I said he (refers to Yu Qian).

H: why? You say I'm beautiful, I can. . .

Guo: Hey, don't say this sentence, it's not credible.

Hu: That is to say,

Y: Whose wife do you want to marry?

Yes, whose daughter-in-law is ridiculous?

Hu: I mean, I mean, his wife is not as good as mine.

Li: What's the difference?

Mr. Hu: What's worse? There is something wrong with his wife.

Li: What's wrong?

Mr. Hu: His wife has bad eyes. She is bird blind, bird blind. Do you know bird blindness?

Li: What do you mean?

Hu: Even at night, I can't see anything.

Li: Yes, you can watch it during the day.

H: vague.

Guo: This can't even be a thief.

Li: Yes.

Mr. Hu: His eyes are not good either. He is a green wife.

Li: What is a green wife?

Mr. Hu: My wife is in the daytime, and I can't see anything.

Guo: Hey, hey, let me ask, do the couple know what each other looks like? One can't see in the daytime, the other can't see in the dark,

Li: One day, none of us will see anyone.

Y: These two people have been married for more than ten years, and neither of them has met.

Guo: Always fresh!

Yu: Distance makes beauty.

Guo: Right, right, right.

Li: Still holding it?

Guo: I am very happy!

Mr. Hu: That's clever, too.

Guo: Nonsense. This is ... I'll explain. The kid said it was nonsense, impossible, impossible, no, no.

Li: He also knows.

Guo: He called him uncle.

Y: Yes, I can't help being stingy.

Guo: Aunt, it's not what he said. What about her eyes? If she was like this, it was impossible for Brother Qian to have her at the beginning, you know?

Li: Wait a minute!

Li: What's the mess?

Ho: It's complicated, and the relationship is complicated!

Guo: That's your old girlfriend. You didn't give it to him later? You still take 30 yuan from others, remember?

Mr. Hu: How about this?

Li: These people are too tight.

Y: It's okay, don't, don't, don't, don't, she may not remember me, her eyes.

Guo: Let me introduce my daughter-in-law.

Li: Without my daughter-in-law?

Guo: Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Right?

Li: It is inappropriate to say that I am.

Guo: You have to say that a daughter-in-law is inappropriate.

Li: It suits me.

Guo: Not suitable, not suitable.

Y: Tell me about Xu Deliang.

Guo: It's not easy to follow after all these years of hardships, is it?

Y: of course not.

Guo: I never strive for fame and fortune, although my style is a bit bad.

Y: no?

Guo: Huh?

Y: no?

Guo: Who said no? Let's just say. On the whole, this person is ok, ok.

Y: Do you think anyone with a bad style can do it?

Guo: You are really good! Great!

Y: You're welcome, you're welcome.

Mr. Hu: Ha ha ha, you're welcome!

Guo: Shameless. These old gentlemen backstage, to be honest, it's not easy to talk again today.

Li: That's right.

Guo: It's not easy. Mr. Xing, Mr. Li, Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang and Mr. Zhang are not here today. I wanted to invite teacher Zhang over today. Mr. Zhang's right vocal cord is paralyzed, mute and unable to make a sound.

Y: the seal is not good.

Guo: I said, come on, let's sing Hair. (hoarse) "How can I sing like this?" I say you open your mouth together. He denied his head. He was afraid that others would suddenly lose their voices and left him hanging here.

Li: The old man is also a chicken thief.

Y: I thought everyone in Deyun Society was so bad.

Guo: I like Teacher Zhang best. Mr Zhang Wenshun is a master of Xu Deliang and Zhang Dewu.

Y: right.

Guo: He is Gao Feng's adoptive father.

Yes, michel platini.

Guo: Ah, yes!

Yu and Li: No!

Guo: Gao Feng is the adopted son of Mr.

Yes, what do I promise? !

Guo: You have an advantage.

Y: I still take advantage?

Guo: This is boring. Here it is.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Gao Feng's master is and Platini's master is. Look at this expression, just like the old brothers.

Li: Everyone wears glasses.

Guo: Yes, the left eye is with Teacher Fan, and the right eye is with Teacher Zhang.

Li: It is not easy.

Mr. Hu: Gao Feng, Gao Feng's eyes are not as good as his (referring to Jing Li).

Li: He is highly nearsighted.

Mr. Hu: But he seldom wears glasses on the stage, hardly at all.

Y: I hit the microphone last time.

Mr. Hu: Yes, the stage is beautiful. Isn't this the other day? There was an accident in Gao Feng.

Guo: Huh? Is this a good thing?

Mr. Hu: I'm hit, I'm hit. A car, cut, hit!

Y: Don't be so miserable.

Mr. Hu: What about after the exchange? The police will come soon. Q: "Hey, what hit you?" (Horse's voice) "No,no."

Li: Is that all?

H: What's the license plate number? I didn't see it,

Guo: I can't see this eye.

Hu: I haven't seen it. What color is that car? I didn't see it! I didn't see it!

Guo: This is too bad.

Mr. Hu: What do you see? I saw the driver. It's a woman. She's beautiful. She was wearing a sling and a sling.

Guo: Not many people were crushed to death!

Mr. Hu: My eyes are not good.

Li: Not good? See clearly enough!

Guo: He also pointed out something.

Mr. Hu: Four. He didn't see any of them.

Guo: OK, OK, OK. . .

Yes, I haven't told you the whole story yet. I have a wart on my back.

Hu: You saw it, too?

Y: I didn't see it!

Guo: He is sitting next to that woman.

Mr. Hu: My eyes are not good.

Guo: That's true. Like Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang is an interesting old man behind the scenes. He is very easy-going. He never said that Mr. Wang was in a hurry.

Y: no

Guo: I am very satisfied with everyone. You know the saying, "It's interesting, it's interesting."

Y: I always say that.

Guo: This is Mr. Wang. The old man is happy all day. His father is Mr Wang Changyou, his master is Mr Liu Baorui, and his father-in-law is Mr Wang Shichen. The Three Musketeers have cultivated such an old artist. I've worked hard all my life. It is said that it will take four weeks, right? Now?

H: yes.

Huh? What are the four paragraphs of these annual meetings?

Li: This is real recognition.

Guo: You can't say that about the old man.

Yu: (referring to Degang) He can say that.

Guo: You can say that. Take me to the ditch, you!

Y: You have to say it if I don't say it.

Guo: And Mr. Li Wenshan. Mr Li is a disciple of Mr Wang Shichen. He speaks crosstalk very well. Besides, the most valuable thing is that the old people live too far away. Mr Li Wenshan lives in Yangfang. We all know that mutton shops rinse meat,

Y: The one in the main store is.

Guo: Hey, he is instant-boiled mutton. The next stop of their home is Zhangjiakou. So it's really not easy for old people to come to Beijing.

Yes

Guo: Every time I come to perform, I always use the banner of tourism.

Y: ok, pull a team.

Guo: A one-day trip to Beijing. Later we advised him to buy a suite in the city. By the way, something happened to buying a house.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Zhongguancun has a second-hand suite, 130 square meters. He bought it at a price of 2000 yuan per square meter.

Y: Zhongguancun is two thousand yuan?

Guo: 2000 yuan, that's incredible. Li Wenshan bought a house in Zhongguancun at 2000 yuan per square meter. After moving in, the neighbors pointed at him behind his back.

Y: here, in the middle.

Guo: "Interesting!"

Y: What do you mean Wang Wenlin is there? (Four people give directions together)

Guo: Don't let others talk? Everyone knows that Mr. Li is not easy to get involved in things, but he always says that he is puzzled and asks his neighbors, "What's the matter?"

Mr. Hu: Keep it in mind.

Guo: "What do you always say about me?" There is this lip-synching, "I tell you, you were cheated when you bought this house." This room is closed and haunted. It is said that the couple used to live together. Later, the husband went crazy, chopped his wife, chopped it with a knife, and then mixed it with cement. " Hearing this, Mr. Li died. When he returned to the house and sat there, he was afraid to see which wall.

Y: This is embarrassing.

Guo: "It looks like blood. Every wall will bleed." Men, fear is anger in the end.

Yes, it is urgent.

Guo: I'm starting to get scared. I'm almost scared. "I'll fight with you!" "

Y: how do you spell this?

Guo: chisel the wall like this, knock it with a hammer and find it. I'll see if anyone is here. Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao, there is an eye on this wall.

Y: Is there really anything coming out?

Guo: Li Wenshan is stupid and has a vision. Suddenly, this eye became a mouth, and he was still talking. "Why did you smash our wall?"

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Li: I broke it. Is it closed?

Guo: I heard them say so. I don't know if it's true or not.

Y: I don't know if it's true or not, so you say so?