There will be a memorial service for Jing Heshi tomorrow, and their excrement smells delicious. Besides, I've been in a bad mood and I can't help it. Even after I came to Hagrid's house, I was still unhappy.
Finally, after dinner and drinking wine, several brothers together booed me to guide martial arts practice. After practicing Sanda, I absently instructed my brothers to start practicing Gong Zhuang. Chloe was puzzled and asked her why she had to practice such boring kung fu.
I pulled myself together and said, "Chloe's question is very important. Everyone must understand before practicing. You know, piles are the foundation of all kinds of work, and they have always been the secret of the martial arts collection. They must be handed down directly to know, just like Quanzhen Taoists. Stand on the stake to adjust your body (shape), integrate spirit, shape, interest and unity, and realize all the truth. For example, Wang Yuyang, the founder of Quanzhen, one of the seven sons of Quanzhen, is a cultivation avenue and has been independent for nine years. The east of the sea is never sleepy, and people call it' Mr. Iron Foot'. Qiu Changchun, a real person, praised:' Welcome to the sun in nine summers and sleep with blood in three winters.' After nine years of standing and practicing, he became the founder of Quanzhen Yidaoshan School. ..... If you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you will lose half in two days, be a layman for three days and stare for four days. Persistence is effective ... "
After the brothers broke up, I couldn't cope with Yin Rongrong, who kept pestering me and said that I still had to practice. Fortunately, there seems to be endless words between Yan Rongrong and Zheng Shuang, so I was able to hide in a cement pipe with a diameter of about one meter three in the corner of the coal yard and began to practice the "Five Gases Back to Yuan Gong" my father taught me when I went home to visit relatives on holiday.
In fact, "Five Qi Return" was newly learned by my father when he communicated with a Taoist in Kunyu Mountain. "Five Qi Return", also called "Five Qi Return to Yuan", is the direct cultivation method of Dragon and Tiger Elixir and the basis of five Qi Return to Yuan. It exercises the internal organs of the human body, making people enter the realm of harmony between man and nature with spirit and mind, focusing on cultivation, with simple methods and the best benefits every time. There are two methods to collect work: simple method and constant gas method. "Five Qi Return to Yuan Gong" is a quick way for Taoism to cultivate Inner Elixir, an immortal feat, and the highest secret skill for Taoist attack and defense. After success, the "spirit" permeates the whole body, passes through the acupoints, walks on Sunday, can combine acupoints and move acupoints, and is not afraid of knives and guns. When a sharp weapon strikes, it is like defeat. Through the transmission of strength through objects, earthquake resistance can throw enemies, blow up internal organs, break up rubble, and break up the strength of loyalty (soft and hard qigong). As soon as I started practicing, my troubles disappeared, which became a good medicine for me to relieve my troubles.
I sat and meditated like an old monk. First of all, I calmed down and got rid of other thoughts. Then imagine yourself sitting on a innate gossip with a Baihui-centered innate gossip above your head. These two myths are parallel to the ground. Then imagine that the red gas comes from your heart and rushes out of your head to connect with the southern gas. Then I imagined that the blue gas in my liver would rush out of my head and connect with the gas in the east. Imagine emitting white gas from a person's lungs and rushing out of his head, which can communicate with the western gas. Imagine that black gas emanates from a person's kidney, rushes out from his head, and can communicate with the gas in the north. Imagine that yellow gas is emitted from people's spleen and stomach, rushing to the depths of the ground and connecting with the gas energy of the earth. Finally, imagine that the five-party and five-color qi can come to you and surround you thickly, and the five-party and five-color qi can meet and merge into colorful qi energy.
I don't know how long time has passed, and my whole body seems to be immersed in colorful gas energy. Colorful gas permeates every pore, every cell, fills every cell of the whole body and nourishes my internal organs and limbs, which is very comfortable. I know that I have entered the state of "people are in qi, and qi is in people".
It's time to wrap up the work. I use the method of "holding the breath steadily". I put my palms together on the top of my head and slowly descend to my lower abdomen. Then I separate my palms, with the palms inward, the left palm attached to my abdomen and the right palm attached to the back of my left palm. Hold your breath, lift your anus slightly, turn your palm clockwise around Dantian for 36 times from the right meridian up to the lower left, from big to small, from fast to slow, and finally keep silent. While I was walking in circles, I imagined that Haoran's vitality was shining, filling my abdomen, and then it became smaller and smaller, and it became more and more solid.
Suddenly, there were gasps and kisses from under the wall outside the cement pipe. I was taken aback and thought, "I only concentrate on practicing martial arts." If someone comes to kill myself, I don't know how to die. " Fortunately, it is a pair of "wild mandarin ducks" who are "a whore" here. ……"
At this time, it seems that the young women pushed the young men away and said angrily in a low voice, "Our responsibility is to be responsible to the people. You want to kill me by dancing with horses and spears! ……"
I was taken aback when I heard what the young woman said. Why is this voice so familiar? However, I don't remember who it was, but I remember when I was practicing on the roof of the school, I witnessed the ambiguity between "Bai Le Bar" and "What a nuisance", and the degeneration of Rourou and Jiubao. Thinking of this, I can't help mumbling: "What a bitch! ..... Who do you think I've provoked? This cuckold has turned dark green, and I don't know which girl "owes Deng" chased Hagrid and put on a cuckold for herself. Hey, hey ... Not bad! Wow ... "
Suddenly, the boy's teasing interrupted my thoughts: "Hee hee ... you said that you brought me to the coal plant to show the mountains and rivers, just to let me kiss your mouth." ……"
"Hum ... caring about people's lives, not just for our convenience ..." I couldn't help frowning. I didn't hear this girl's voice like a girl she was close to, but how did her voice sound so familiar?
The boy smiled and said, "Hee hee ... that's very kind of you. My parents are not close to you. ..... You just let me that what bai ... "
The girl seemed to break away from the boy's tears and said, "No! ..... whatever the enemy supports, we resolutely oppose it. ..... I just let you fight, who let you "cheap" that what? ..... Don't let me! ……"
The boy learned the girl's tone again and said glibly, "All the power belongs to the peasant association, so I have to do it!" " ……"
The girl obviously relented. She said, "Fight hard ... for a while! ..... We all come from all corners of the country and come together for a common revolutionary goal. You ... you can do whatever you want. ……"
When I heard this, it suddenly dawned on me that it was none other than my own alumnus, the girl student with glasses, who used to cut the soft trouser legs with scissors. No wonder the rhetoric is high-sounding, but the behavior is disgusting.
After knowing who the girl is, I was amused: this girl with glasses is full of "revolutionary" fashionable words and thinks she is an out-and-out immortal. It turns out that she also has secular desires, just like ordinary young girls. What is even more funny is that such a "revolutionary" young woman is actually hiding in this pile of sneaky "broken shoes".
On the topic of "more revolution", Zheng Zaihao and our strange bedfellows "hypocrite" Wei Junzhi once pulled out "stubborn eyes". Once before going to bed, the "hypocrite" claimed to be "a noble person", "a pure person", "a moral person" and "a person who is out of low taste". In short, he is a pure revolutionary.
"Do it," narrowed his eyes and smiled. "It turns out that Lao Wei is a saint who is not close to women! ..... grovel! ……"
The "hypocrite" knew that "doing this" did not follow good intentions, stared at him and said, "Who said that I am not close to women? ..... Liu Xiahui sits still because of his sexual orientation. I must get married and have children to carry on the family line. ……"
As soon as the students listened to their topic and found it interesting, they poked their heads out of the mosquito net. "Engaged in" laughed: "Oh ... I thought a pure" revolutionary "like Lao Wei was a gentleman who gave up his life for justice, his family for everyone, and his small profits for Italy. ..... Just like Yue Buqun, the head of Huashan School's Gentleman Sword ... "
As all the students know, Yue Buqun, the "Gentleman's Sword" in Uncle Jin Jinyong's masterpiece the legendary swordsman, is a famous "hypocrite", and "engaging" is naturally a mockery of "hypocrite" and ridicules the nickname of "hypocrite" with a hypocritical look. The students couldn't help laughing, but I secretly complained in my heart: "The calf is finished! The calf is finished! ..... Look at this, I can't sleep again tonight! ……"
Fortunately, the "hypocrite" didn't get angry, but took a contemptuous look at "do it" and said, "I'm talking about a spiritual realm, not that I'm extraordinary. ..... In the process of things' development, it has its inherent operating rules, and it is independent of people's will. While sacrificing yourself for others, you have actually fulfilled yourself, not for yourself, but for yourself. This is what Laozi advocated,' Doing nothing without doing anything'. The development of things is dialectical, not unipolar ... "
"Condom" Bi Yuntao suddenly chanted: "Light the street lamp at night. From a distance, it looks like an endless galaxy. I stood at this end and thought, beyond the milky way, is it the magpie bridge that meets me? ..... Night drives away the day. Calm down and think about it, you should not understand the darkness of day and night. The flashing neon is not to whitewash the charm of the night, but the sudden loneliness of the night. ……"
"What a nuisance," the bitch chirped. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can read those obscure poems. I agree with Lao Wei! ..... If there really is a person who' wants to practice magic and wield a knife from the palace'. Then this is the performance of self-love. A selfish person who is dedicated to others completely ignores himself. Such a person living for others is a very irresponsible expression of his own life. If a person doesn't even love himself, how much does he mean to others? This seemingly noble sentiment is actually difficult to achieve and has no meaning to pursue. ..... If you ask me, as long as you don't cheat the darkroom, you are a gentleman! ……"
"With" I hate "this smelly guy also deserve to talk about" the way of a gentleman "? ..... "I couldn't help disdaining it at that time, and immediately said," Although there are exquisite dishes, I don't know the purpose of the dishes; Although there is supreme Tao, Buddhism does not know its goodness. It is to learn and then know the deficiency, and to teach and then know the difficulty. If you don't know enough, then you can reverse; Advance despite difficulties and strive for self-improvement. So teaching and learning are also beneficial. ……"
"Vegetable market" Cai Shichang said with a smile: "When did you learn the old battle? What I learned also dragged on! What do you mean? ……"
The condom explained with a smile: "What Lao Zhan said is a passage from the Book of Rites. It means that even if there is delicious cooked food, you won't know its delicacy if you don't eat it; Even if there is the best truth, you won't know its benefits without learning. Therefore, learn before you know your own shortcomings, and teach before you know you can't understand them. Know your own shortcomings, and then study hard. Therefore, teaching and learning complement each other. ……"
After "engaging in", he put away his fake smile and argued: "If human beings are selfless, morality cannot be produced. ..... I think that the initial morality should be both self-interested and beneficial to him, in which self-interest is fundamental and altruism is only a by-product. Therefore, in ancient times, no one needed to shout morality, but people also longed for morality. Without him, they can do moral things and be selfish. This is probably the era of' virtue' described by Lao Tzu! ……"
Although the students' arguments are inevitably biased and full of bookishness, they are definitely an exploration of truth and have not been refined into jaw-dropping classics. Just like in the "Latent" TV series broadcast by the third program of Tianjin TV station more than 20 years later, Xie Ruolin, the clown of the general party branch, once had a classic line: "It's all ism, it's all business. ……"
This line satirizes some "great men", who talk grandiose and advocate justice, but in fact, they always want to gain personal gain. Xie Ruolin is a mercenary. He foolishly regards all people as himself and thinks that unprofitable people are fools. The "only remaining fool" like Yu Zecheng Li Ya is only a temporary pain, and there is always a time when he wants to forget it. He has taken the lead in saying that he is from China. What's the point of calling everywhere?
Xie Relan is only stupid in knowing people, and other places are not confused at all. Have the observation, judgment and execution of a qualified spy. First, the observation of Cui immediately doubted her identity, and it was very beautiful to seduce Ping Cui to tell her identity, and she almost arrived. Yu Zecheng also praised his efficiency.
I was remembering, and suddenly, the boy quipped, "Oh, my God ... look what you've done." Ha ha laugh ... Chairman Mao's soldiers listen to the party most. I'll give it to you. You will be very' stupid' ... "
Glasses female classmate breathed heavily: "serve the people thoroughly!" All ... wholeheartedly ... wholeheartedly! We should carry forward the revolutionary spirit ... selfless dedication, ready to help others ... extreme enthusiasm for comrades. You ... you are a lazy donkey. Who wants ... what do you want? ..... or you can do whatever you want ... do whatever you want! ……"
"Darling, lard fried green onions! ..... "I almost laughed. I never dreamed that the tryst between men and women had such fashionable lines as" Ten years special period ". But needless to say, it is really new.
Strong curiosity prompted me to look outside. At this time, a white cloud happened to float by in the night. The moon was like a shy girl, just lifting the veil to reveal her charming face, and the whole world was soaked in the dreamy silver gray by moonlight.
In the bright moonlight, the face of the female classmate with tasteless glasses is not disgusting, especially her figure is quite good. I never thought that her body wrapped in blue men's clothes all day was so beautiful. And that young man is turning his back on my "busy" female classmate with glasses who can't see her face clearly.
The female classmate with glasses suddenly gave a "melody nowadays" and threw herself into the young man's arms, calling out: "Oh … Yingjie, Yingjie, the revolutionary soldier misses you! ……"
I tried to cover my mouth with one hand and my stomach with the other, trembling violently, trying to restrain myself from laughing. The young man named Yingjie said softly, "I love you, too, Zhizi. ..... Come, you take this cement pipe and serve the people wholeheartedly, and the working class will soon be combined with the peasant class ... "
I was surprised to hear that boys want glasses and female students to take cement pipes. I'm afraid that female students with glasses will find me obscene, so I'll have nothing to scratch my eyes with them. I quickly shrank my head back and moved into the cement pipe. I don't know if the glasses girl and Yingjie were too involved, or if I was quiet, they didn't find anyone in the cement pipe.
The girl with glasses is very obedient. When she came over, she held the upper edge of the cement pipe with both hands and bent down.
"Yingjie,' the revolution is not a social intercourse, not an essay, not an embroidery, not so elegant, so calm, so gentle, courteous and frugal. Revolution is a riot, a violent action by a class to overthrow a class. "You ... you don't" breathe ",come on. ..... "Glasses female classmate's temper seems to be very urgent, even bother to urge young men.
"Oh ... we haven't seen each other for a long time, dear cheese. Did you miss me? ..... "The young man said with a smile. Because of the close distance, I can even see the shape of the back of a young man's hand and many hairs on it. Only in the moonlight, the young man's hands are blue and white, just like a pair of ghost claws of vampires in American horror movies.
"Oh dear ... why are you so shameless? Oh ... "Glasses female classmate words not to say that finish, the body turned to me.
Suddenly, I heard two people's light footsteps, chattering, from far to near. I secretly called it disappointing, but later I secretly called it bad! These two "innocent girl" feel like ghosts. They must be up to no good. Hum! Dare to run into the yard of Hagrid's house to do evil, but it's really courageous.
"Shout! ..... It's very kind of you two to run this pile of "broken shoes". "A dumb voice said with a malicious smile.
"Hey hey ... we are patrolmen. When I saw you two ghost-headed toads coming over the wall, I knew you two must be a bad guy. ..... Sure enough, let's catch a' current'. "said another drake.
I'm a little surprised. From the sound, the people coming here are definitely young, never more than twenty years old. Are they really patrolling policemen?
I poked around and saw only a tall and short figure in the bright moonlight, and two lean figures carrying grass-green military satchels. Suddenly, there was a flash of cold light in the moonlight. The short skinny man whooshed out a kitchen knife from the military satchel, grabbed the glasses girl's neck, pushed her on the cement pipe, and the kitchen knife pressed on the glasses girl's neck, growling, "Don't move! ..... You little girl dare to' dance' again, I'll chop you up now! ……"
I suddenly realized how stupid I was! How can the police use a kitchen knife? This short and thin guy is sneaky, short and thin, like a monkey, obviously a hooligan. However, this female classmate with glasses is usually full of fashionable words of "special period of ten years". Now, in the face of the "skinny monkey" hooligans who don't care about people and monkeys, they don't dare to resist at all, shaking all over and can't say anything. It turns out that female students who wear glasses also have duality of human nature.
The young man seemed to react, trembling and asking, "big ... big ... brother, what are you doing?" ? ……"
"Thin monkey" turned and scolded: "Fuck you! ..... What did you say? The police are working a case! Do you want to fight the law? ..... You honestly squatting in the corner over there' selling nerds', I want to interrogate whether this' little girl' sells meat ... "
The young man quickly argued: "No! Don't! ..... The police comrade you misunderstood, we are blind date ... "
The tall rascal, who is always as silent as a telephone pole, said coldly, "Hey, hey ... are you chatting up or a whore?" ..... Why don't you make a draft? I'm telling you, rabbit, my buddy is most willing to cut people's ears. You'd better squat in the corner and "sell nerds". Ignore him! ……"
"yes! Yes! Yes! .....' The army has advanced, production has increased by an inch, discipline has been strengthened, and the revolution is invincible!' Don't cut ... cut my ear ..... "There seems to be some inertia in the language of young men teasing female students wearing glasses, and the" highest instruction "actually blurted out. Perhaps the young man was afraid of having no other choice, so he turned and left.
Glasses female students are more sensitive. She was aware of her situation and the danger she was about to face. She burst into tears with a "wow" and shouted: "Luo Yingjie, you are not a hero if you leave your revolutionary comrades behind! ……"
There was another snigger in my heart: that boy's name is Luo Yingjie. "Honey, stir-fry green onions with lard!" This Luo Yingjie's behavior tonight is a bit "not worthy of the name".
Where has Luo Yingjie seen such an appearance? He was sweating, his heart was pounding in his uneven chest, and his face was dyed in seven or eight colors, red and blue together. After bowing to two hooligans, one tall and one short, he said to the glasses lesbian, "Zhi, I'm ... I'm sorry!" Now let's take care of ourselves ... "
"Thin monkey" waved the kitchen knife in his hand and scolded, "What does your mother make you laugh?" Get out of here! ……"
Luo Yingjie shivered with fear, and retreated again and again, clutching his pants and running to the corner. The telephone pole glanced at Luo Yingjie. Luo Yingjie obediently ran to the corner and squatted down, and said with a wretched smile: "I said' big fat man', and that boy peed his pants, hehe ... This blind little girl has a good relationship with him, so she is not a fucking man. You see this' little girl' in white meat, that everything is so big, hee hee ... "
"Hey hey ... his mother looks like a chicken, nicknamed" Fat Man "! Quite a' two fat people'. What happened to his brother? ..... "My heart is full of contempt for these people in front of me, I muttered.
The heartbeat of the female classmate with glasses seems to be suppressed in the chest. Terror made every bone of her tremble and almost fainted. The glasses girl sobbed and begged, "Brother Da Da, give me a break … give me a break. I ... we are all here ... from all corners of the country, for a revolutionary goal ... no! Don't! ..... In order to ... "
After listening to the incoherent words of the female classmate with glasses, I almost laughed out loud and quickly covered my mouth. "Telephone pole" covered her belly with laughter and bent down: "Ha-ha ... ha-ha-ha ... Oh, wow! ..... My stomach is killing me! .....' Fat man', did you hear that this' little girl' and' Tiger Chaozi' said that she and we are for the same goal, or ... or' revolutionary goal'! ……"
The "skinny monkey" grinned at Lei Gong and said with a smile: "Hehe ... we want to fuck her, and she wants us to do it, but the goal is different. Ha ha ... "
"no! Don't! Don't! ..... that's not what I meant ... give me a break. Whoops ..... "Glasses female classmate without the glib tongue of the past, her heart is broken, in addition to crying, there is no other way.
"wow! ..... Stop howling! ..... You're a "little girl" who is blind and stubborn. I'll cut off your ear first, and then I'll kill you first ... "The" thin monkey "laughed and growled fiercely.
The fall of softness, the tragic death of Zhuang, and the sacrifices of "being a good chicken" and "smelling good shit" made me disheartened. I don't want to meddle. However, if I don't show up again and see this girl with glasses, I will be "cursed" by these two hooligans. How can you like that Luo Yingjie when you stand by? Isn't that mean, dirty, shameless and despicable scum?
Thinking of this, I hurried out from the other end of the cement pipe and said darkly, "You two little rabbits are so alive and delicate that you dare to go to the yard of Hai's house to' hurt' young women! ……"
My appearance shocked everyone present, and the "telephone pole" stammered with fear: "Really ... are you a person or a ghost?" ……"
"Hey hey ... Lao tze is impermanent! ..... Your ancestors have accumulated virtues for eight generations, and I am lazy today. If I see you two again, I'll break your dog legs right away! Go away! ..... "I carried my hand behind my back and lifted up my head, and said maliciously.
"This is ... it's Beixia! ..... Oh, my God ... Quick ... Quick' catch the thick stick'! ..... "The" big fat man "recognized me unexpectedly, and his hoarse voice suddenly increased by an octave.
"Thank you ... thank Beixia for your forgiveness. Let's go ... Let's' keep the castle peak unchanged' ... Oh, my God ..." The "telephone pole" was so scared that I fell back again and again. I didn't know what tripped under my feet in my panic, and my feet landed.
"I ... I said don't ... you don't go to the yard of the' sea' house ... you just don't listen ..." The telephone pole complained about the "big fat son" and ran away quickly.
I picked up the blue underwear of the female classmate with glasses and saw that she was still standing there in a daze, so I threw it to her and said, "What are you doing there?" ..... Hurry up and put on your clothes.' All light and no slip' looks good. ……"
Glasses female students began to cry with a "wow" again, crying "the spring rain on pear blossoms", pitiful. While dressing, she sobbed and said, "I ... I know you." You are my classmate, but ... you are' King Kong'. ……"
I frowned. I wanted to ask this girl with glasses where she got the energy to cut soft pants with scissors. However, it suddenly occurred to me that Ji Yun, a "heavy smoker" in the Qing Dynasty, said in Notes on Wei Caotang-If I Smell it: "Your closeness is a negative thing. You know that you used to be polite, but your appearance is false. Now you are not afraid of you anymore. "
I can't help sighing, wondering why I, an old man, always "upset my stomach" with an old woman. So he said, "Bingo! That's right. That's right. ..... Don't cry, old ladies cry a hemp paw, it's just a "cute circle", you'd better save it! ..... What's your name? ……"
The glasses lady wiped the tears from her face, gave me a look and sobbed and said, "My name is Wei Zhitao ..."
When I think about it, the bad things come out again. He asked strangely, "What? ..... Are you really called' Guardian'? ……"
The Guardian corrected me and said, "What Guardian? Your pronunciation is not accurate at all. I can't speak Mandarin well. How did you learn Chinese? ..... My surname is Wei, Wei in the Three Kingdoms. The first word of the name is T-ao' Tao', a choppy' Tao'. The second word is ZH-my' Zhi', which is the' Zhi' of Yushu, Lan Zhi. Oh, my God ... I see, you ... you mean that I am the' guardian' of the decadent bourgeoisie. Begging ... you are so bad! You are so bad! You're dead! ..... You ... You bully me ... "
I said coldly, "I'm too busy with serious business to bully you." ……"
I rolled my eyes and said solemnly, "why didn't you shout a few slogans just now?" If you shout a few revolutionary slogans, those two hooligans will be terrified when they see your righteous words. " ……"
The Guardian stopped crying. She was almost humiliated and terrified. After a while, she didn't react and asked strangely, "Shouting revolutionary slogans? ..... What revolutionary slogan can scare away hooligans? ……"
I said with a bad smile, "Of course, if you shout,' Make up your mind, don't be afraid of disaster, and I will chase you, you will be willing.". "... the daylights out of those two hooligans, who run faster than rabbits, can't catch up with you if you want ..."
The Guardian burst into tears with another "wow": "You're settled! Hmm ... Still' King Kong', bullying me. Begging ... no! Don't! ..... How did those two hooligans call you' Beixia'? ……"