"Hello, Pang Hong!"
"I am terrible."
"Pang Hong, I'm glad to meet you."
"I'm sorry I can't go back to the original sentence."
Pang Hong is really not in the mood. The family came face to face with the child in the middle. His parents lifted him above his head. Pang Hong covered his eyes with his hand.
"Thank you for your family."
The toucan is playing the trumpet. Pang Hong greeted him when he came over and stopped him from showing his talent. But Pang Hong, who was in the mood to listen to him, grabbed the apple from a bird with her backhand and slammed it at the trumpet.
Just walking on the gravel road, the female administrator girl who maintained traffic at the intersection stopped him with a small flag.
"Hello Susie. Let's go. "
Susie walked by with a flock of birds. Pang Hong was about to leave when the administrator took out a small flag.
"impossible!"
Here comes another mother bird with more birds.
"The group nap is a success." The administrator greets the mother bird.
"God, don't you consider family planning?"
"Run left and run right." Pang Hong looked at the long line and expressed his incomprehension about raising so many birds.
The administrator hummed a song in his mouth and squinted at Pang Hong, who also replied with a supercilious look. At the end, a bird stopped, stuck out its tongue and made a face at Fat Red. Fat red rolled his eyes and spat out his tongue.
Just as Pang Hong was about to leave again, the administrator stopped him again. Far away, he saw an old lady named Shirley coming again, pushing a car trembling, and kept saying:
"Miss Shirley, you can do it."
"Don't fall, walk slowly."
"Let's go. That's it. "
"You did it."
"Are you kidding?" Pang Hong pointed to "Miss Shirley" and expressed dissatisfaction with the administrator's behavior.
"Almost." Shirley is still talking.
"alas!" Fat red helplessly put his hand on the flag stretched out by the administrator and made a thought.
Pang Hong walked past the house and hugged the businessman.
"The first hug is free." Said the businessman with open hands.
"impossible." Fat red don't open your face, stop the businessman with your hand.
Pang Hong passed by the beauty salon again. As soon as he passed by, his feathers fell all over the floor, which was really unlucky. Along the way, I saw the birds exercising seriously, and the teacher of the Egg Education Center was telling a story with the egg seriously: "... invincible condor flies in the sky to defend our home and freedom."
He bowed his head curiously.
"Fat red, are there any eggs in this?" A mother bird came over and asked.
"What bird can fly? Invincible Condor is a legend. " Fat red said and turned and left. Mother bird stood there wondering why he said that.
When he came to the front of the "anger management class", I don't know who made a dummy shake from side to side and made a "giggle" sound in his mouth. The sign on the left hand says smile, and the sign on the right hand says happiness. that this is not the important question. The point is that it says "Welcome Angry Birds" on the chest.
The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the dummy was laughing at him. His face turned red and his hands were clenched. Just as he puffed up his face and trembled, he remembered the purpose of this trip, took a deep breath, let go of his hands and walked past the dummy. He brushed the dummy with his hand a little unwillingly, and the dummy hit him violently because of inertia. Pang Hong closed his eyes, stopped there and began to attack. Finally, he endured walking towards the house, but the more he walked, the more uncomfortable he became. He turned and pounced on the dummy.
"Very interesting, right? It makes you laugh again. " Talk and tear.
He held the dummy that was torn beyond recognition and threw it on a nearby twig. When he looked up, the twig bounced the dummy back, hit the ground and rolled several times. This time, Pang Hong was completely angry. He held the dummy and shook it hard. I didn't expect the signboard on the dummy's hand to move, and I hit him several times. Pang Hong threw the dummy on the ground, panting. At this time, the dummy's head turned around and his mouth seemed to make a sarcastic sound. Well, laugh if you dare, Pang Hong thought. He lifted the dummy's foot, turned it around in the same place several times, then let go of his hand and bumped into the wall. Still feeling avenged, he ran over, jumped up and sat down This time, he should not move. Panting, he inserted the broken and immobile dummy into the original bracket.
At this moment, Bobby the bird and his mother just passed by, and his mother put her hand over Bobby's eyes:
"You can't see bobby. Anger can be contagious. Let's go. "
With that, he picked up Bobby and left. Bobby broke away from his mother and waved to Pang Hong.
"It's his hand." Fat red said.
"Go, don't look back." Bobby's mother urged.
Pang Hong walked into the room and looked around. "Look, I can already foresee the bad ending of this painting style."
There are many statues of different shapes in the room.
"This is the so-called art."
"This is rubbish."
"As for this, I can only blame it."
Pang Hong commented on these statues.
"authoritative certification: no angry chicken. What is not angry? " Pang Hong saw the words on a plaque and looked at the left carefully. This photo is taken by the certification officer with a bird when awarding the certificate.
"Hello, welcome!" Suddenly the voice behind him startled Pang Hong.
"Welcome to the infinite tolerance group, I am Sister Bai." A bird covered in snow came over and said kindly.
"ok"
"I am very excited at the thought of traveling with you. You will get ahead. I am humorous. People who know me say so. " Sister Bai came up and kissed her, took her chubby red hand and walked inside.
"Everybody say hello to Pang Hong." Sister Bai clapped her hands in the back room and said to the other birds.
A red bird, a yellow bird and a black bird are sitting in the room.
"Hello, passerby in my life." Fat red raised a hand and greeted lazily.
"Obviously, some birds didn't receive the notice. We should start on time. You are already two minutes late. Remember not to do it again. Hello, I'm Dart Huang. Although I was a little unhappy when I first met you, I like you very much. " Yellow birds talk like machine guns.
"Pang Hong, would you like to share your story with everyone?" Sister Bai asked.
"No, no, I really don't want to."
"The court told me that you flew into a rage at a child's birthday party."
"How long will this class last?"
"Until you learn."
"Really, well, gentlemen, it's nice to meet you and almost know you. Maybe it's best not to get to know each other in a place like this, so I'm going to turn around and leave here, pass those weird statues, and then ... "
"Come back here!" Fat red haven't say that finish, white sister a striding forward, dragged him back, according to a cushion.
"Well, I won't go, I'll sit down."
"Let me put it another way. You have to wait until I inform the court that your anger has subsided." Sister Bai said with a smile.
"My God!" Fat red is helpless.
"Dart Huang He told you the story." Sister Bai turned to Huang Bird.
"The last person who should come to this course is me. I just got a speeding ticket. The judge said I was too fast. I said, your honor, to be honest, you caught me guilty. I'm not angry. I am honest. Should I take an integrity management class? Because my honesty needs to be managed. " Darts are yellow and eloquent.
"Ask a question." Sister Bai said.
"This story is quite different from what you told last time." After that, take out the record file and have a look.
Huang hurriedly sat up and turned out of the corner of his eye, remembering his last "brilliant" experience:
That day, he was stopped by the traffic police because he was speeding too fast and wanted to issue a ticket. In a short period of time when he was waiting for the traffic police to issue a ticket, he first ran to the traffic police office, turned his papers upside down, and knocked the teacup to the ground before leaving. I went back to the traffic police and saw that he was still writing. Then I ran behind him and stole my wallet and invited them to drink. When I came back, I saw that he had not finished writing and ran away again. At this time, the traffic police suddenly found something as white as bird droppings falling from them. When they looked up, the darts on the branches were dripping with ice cream.
"Dart yellow!" The traffic police shouted angrily.
"Well, it may not be ice cream." Dart Huang is embarrassed to say at this time.
"Good darts yellow, thank you, we got it." Sister Bai raised her hand and interrupted him.
"This is Da Hong." Sister Bai pointed to the introduction of Da Hong.
"I think it's a big monster." Fat red looked at bright red huge body and cold eyes.
"No, his lovely little file says ..." Sister Bai picked up the red file and seemed to hear sirens and screams in her ear. Then she put purple light on her red body, her cold eyes and the hum of her mouth.
"Da Hong seems to be involved in some events." Sister Bai said with concern and immediately closed the file.
"Bomb black came to class two weeks ago. Tell your story, bomb black. " Sister Bai raised her hands to the bomb black.
"Well, sometimes when I get emotional, I just ... explode."
"What do you mean, are you saying that you will go crazy?" Fat red hands holding a face asked.
"No, I will really explode, explode like a bomb."
I went to a surprise party that day, and it exploded not long after I went in. They're all scared.
"Blow one up." Dart yellow immediately excited.
"No, just a bang before class."
"Although I don't want to stay for a second, if you can make this class more interesting, please blow one out." Pang Hong is also very interested.
"Actually, you can't do it, can you?" Pang Hong even used a stimulating method.
Dart Huang took the lead and clapped his hands and said, "You can do it."
"I can do it, but my back hurts a little today, so I can only fry it another day."
"Blow one up." Dart Huang suddenly rushed to play black, hugged him.
"Another day, another place, little brother." The bomb hit the yellow head of the dart.
"A bunch of lunatics, right, big guy?" Fat red looks bright red.
"Hum ..." Da-hong narrowed his eyes.
"Do you want to telepathize with me? Or you just ... "
"Hum ..."
"Nice chat. Nice talking to you. " Pang Hong, find a step.
"Today, we learn to control anger with physical activity." Sister Bai introduces you.
"The first movement is called dance style." Say that finish, lift one leg and do a test movement.
"Da Hong did a good job." Watch da-hong lift one leg to do it.
The yellow body of the dart flickers up and down and left and right, doing all kinds of movements around the fat red, and constantly chanting: "Eagle, heron, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, locust, pigeon king ..."
"Sorry, boring hippie girl, the bomber seems to be going to throw up." Fat red looked at playing black and funny and gave it back to Sister Bai.
"Have you done this before?" Pang Hong asked Sister Bai.
"Yes, it only happens when money is traded."
"I don't think it looks cool." Fat red looked at the bomb black.
Sister Bai rudely raised her fat red leg and told him to stand still.
"How do you feel? The bomb is black? " Sister Bai came over and asked.
"It feels great. I am stretching my core muscles. " The bomb is black and has teeth.
"Remember to breathe fully with feathers and claws, and I bow to you." Sister Bai is doing a bomb black test.
"The bomb is black!" Sister Bai found something wrong with playing black.
"Bang" bomb black suddenly exploded, and smoke was everywhere.
"Ahem."
"Beautiful!" It seems that the sound of darts is yellow in the thick smoke.
"I don't know what happened. I am absorbed in my actions and my heart is full of Zen. Sister Bai praised me, and then I lost control and could not restrain the power of the wild in my body. " Fat red, darts yellow and bombs black, the three of them came out, and bombs black explained as they walked.
"Hey, where are we going next?" Dart yellow asked in the back.
"What did you say, us?" Fat red turned around.
"Yes, we, the Happiness Museum, recently held a new happiness exhibition, which I've always wanted to see." Get rid of Huang and come back.
"I have something about that." Pang Hong refused to join them.
"Is there a situation? Are you sick? Is it bird flu or chicken pox? Is it the seven deadly sins? " The dart yellow expression is exaggerated.
"No, what I said is that I don't want to go out with you."
"It's okay, so all right, because I also have a little situation. I almost forgot that even if you say you want to go, I may not be able to go. " The yellow expression of darts is unnatural.
"I also have something. I have a business proposal, that is, business ... "Bomb Black also wants to say something.
"The bomb is black. You are really not fit to lie. It was quite warm at first, but now it's only bleak. " Fat red didn't give him a step down.
"I know a person who wants to have a complete, brand-new and luxurious classmate party." Bomb Black still won't give up,
"Really, it's good." Pang Hong turned and left.
"It seems that only the two of us want something to eat?"
"What about your' class reunion' with your' business plan'?"
"Oh, darts are yellow, that's what I made up. I didn't expect you to really believe it. " Bomb black laughed.
Pang Hong was walking on the road when he met a hug seller.
"It's impossible not to talk."
Keep walking, someone is drinking and waving to him in this direction.
"Hey, come here."
Pang Hong thought he was calling him. He was about to go up when a big man came by.
"how about it? Dude. " They greeted each other warmly.
Pang Hong looked at other people with family and friends and thought about herself, which made her feel sad. He walked to his lonely house by the sea and sighed. Looking at the picture of "Invincible Condor" hanging on the wall in the room, his thoughts returned to his childhood.
"This is the legendary invincible Condor, our great hero, but he has disappeared for many years and disappeared." An old man in the village pointed to the tall statue of Condor in the village and told stories to many children.
"When will the invincible condor come back?" Pang Hong Jr., standing behind, raised his hand and asked.
"Seaweed eyebrow, didn't your parents tell you that the invincible condor is fictional?" A bird standing in front turned around.
"Hush, how did he know that he had no parents?"
"Yes, he doesn't even have friends."
Pang Hong Jr. felt wronged and his eyes were moist.
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