Monitor Forest Wolf Xiaozhuang Siberian Wolf Old Gun Shan Lang Hadron Wolf Hygienist Bald Tail Wolf Paratrooper Big Tail Wolf! ! ! 1. If you walk on the South Taipingzhuang Street in this city and throw a brick at ten people, maybe nine people are the assistant director and one is the executive director. Who do you think you are? Spielberg, Zhuang! 3. That soldier, that soldier, you can't hear.

I have a name, so I don't know which soldier you call. 4. Special forces are particularly stupid troops. Paratroopers are surrounded by nature. 6. What's your name? Our names are rookie.

Who named you? Old bird.

Why do old birds call you a rookie? Because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we lack strings in our minds. 7. In order to save the wounded soldiers whose brains were broken by the door, save people. This is the bounden duty of a doctor. 8. My name is Shi Dafan, and I belong to a family of Chinese martial arts doctors. Do I extort a confession by torture? 9. The concept of a strong man is not only physical fitness but also IQ 10. Paratroopers are landing hawks 1 1. I am a drug Lord. Can I compare with it? 12, who made me a genius? -I've only seen airborne ostriches 14, ostriches are born with small brains 15, ostriches' heads are smaller than fists 16, and paratroopers need such women 17. Don't you know that all the women who fall from paratroopers are Fiona Fang Laozi 100? 18, "Who plays me?" "Do you remember who played Xia Lan?" 19, when training a rookie.

Paratrooper: Who is the most handsome old bird?

Rookie: paratroopers

Paratrooper: These two are good, add 5 points.

Who is the protagonist in Dragon Ball?

Rookie: Wukong

Medic: Who is Wukong in the Old Bird?

Rookie: health worker

Health worker: Who is the pet in the old birds team?

Rookie: ostrich ... 20. Paratrooper to Phillips: I forgot to introduce (wiping my hands) Hello, I am. ...

Health worker: ostrich!

Everybody laugh 2 1 and show some respect for what I say. Although I am not the second in the international red wanted list, I am also exploring flowers. 22. Paratroopers: "You don't understand this. Paratroopers are naturally surrounded, and paratroopers' women are naturally jealous." Health worker: "Oh, yes, drink vinegar for beauty, drink vinegar for beauty. "23. Paratrooper: Why do you always follow me? Do not follow me.

Health worker: You are tall and can keep out the wind! 24. What's our name-Spike.

Who gave us the name-the enemy?

Why?

Because we are accurate, because we are cruel!

Because we are not afraid of death, because we dare to die! 25. This is the teacher's dog.

What happened to the teacher's dog? I killed the teacher. 26. Who is the most handsome old bird? Paratroopers! Old bird, who is the coolest? Paratroopers! 27. The ostrich's reaction speed is always half a beat slower than others. 28. Shave your head and look tough. 29. You are not an eagle. You show me one. 30. which girl is not in love, and the other girl is dying. 3 1, who eats best, team a.

Who is the worst, Team A?

Who's the rookie? Rookie A Team 32 looks like a warehouse, but it's actually a warehouse 33. Paratroopers parachuted into unknown hell.

As soon as the medic thought about it, God smiled. 35. The ostrich always thinks, why isn't it me who is injured?

Paratroopers can't be wrong. 36. Strategic Airborne Chicken! My strategic airborne chicken! 37. She called me names in various languages. I don't even know. 38. Laopao: Let the actor who plays me in this TV series give me Shuai Shuai.

Hadron: And me, don't forget, I have always been a glorious image.

Xiaozhuang: Don't worry, it's easy to die if you find someone more handsome than you these days.

Ostrich: Remember, the one who plays me must be the most handsome, the coolest and the coolest, because what a cool strategic sniper I am. 39. "Military doctor, do you know why I chose to be a sniper?"

"Because you are highly nearsighted."

"No, because I don't like running the most. When a sniper can stay here and watch you run. "

"Then why did you either run first or second in the five-kilometer cross-country race?"

"You don't understand this. I'll run to the finish line first and then watch you run. " 40. "I know why the monitor brought you in."

"Why, oh, I see, because my object is the warehouse keeper, and you are afraid that he will not send you anything."

(Actually, the soldier wants to say that Xiaozhuang's girlfriend is beautiful) 4 1, "Aren't you Deng Zhenhua?" "Hey, teacher, how do you know me? ! "

"Your boy parachuted into someone else's ladies' room, and later told others that he was an eagle in the air and a warrior from hell. "42." I didn't expect that we crossed the mountains and mountains and were finally destroyed by the reconnaissance company. " "Night tiger reconnaissance company! "43. What are you pretending to be energetic? 28. It's not that I don't know that your little thoughts are all about girls. 44. Here comes the female soldier.

"Doctor, you just nodded and returned the wax. Aren't you not interested in female soldiers? "

"What do you know? Everyone who loves beauty has it! " 45. Leave me alone. Boyfriend is a special soldier. 46. What is a rookie? A rookie is the bravest bird. 47. I don't want to know him. Not only does he have a small brain. You are also blind and arrogant. 48. As a woman, you are a little fat. I mean, you're sexy. 49. This is not good. Take the opportunity to steal oil. 50. The ostrich said to the health worker: Beat me dry?

The doctor smiled treacherously: fire, fire ... 5 1. It's really a bald-tailed wolf. Just keep your ass. 52. It's the first time I found the voice of a dog's head so beautiful. I didn't mean to kiss you last night. You just kissed me. You didn't suffer. Why don't you pretend that this never happened, and I was not careful? 54. I am not single. Go, go, I can't open it. I will stick to you all my life. You are my man, you. ! ! 56, hitting the chest may not be fatal, directly heading, some people, the heart grows on the right. 57. There are clouds here. Will it change? No, it is sunny here. If the weather changes, I will tell you. 58. This is my territory. If it is a dragon, you have to give it to me. If it's a tiger, you have to lie down. 59. You are the only one, not a substitute. 60. Don't run. Are you making a martial arts film? 6 1, for you, is a fierce dog of war; For the enemy, it is the evil wolf out of the mountain-in general, we call it the wolf dog. 62. You bastard, you are sorry for me. 63. I like you because of a broken newspaper. It is not that we are not clever, but that the enemy is too cunning. 65. The special forces are a group of lunatics and real professional soldiers, and I would like to be one of them. The elite warrior regiment, the king of soldiers, has been locked out.