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Funny three and a half sentences:

Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run! (Xiao Zhang runs, Bo grabs back)

I am cheerful and everything is fine. As soon as I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift bag. Damn soap. (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs)

In fact, it's just a half sentence. Big and small things are just casual talk. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collective complaints to the audience)

The company is doing well this year, and there are many agency projects that can be done all over the country. How successful! (posing collectively)

Beijing will occupy the place first, there will be guerrilla warfare in Tianjin, and Nanchang Uprising will make money, but it will not be earned in vain!

The leader is considerate and thoughtful. Manager Lu personally delivers seasonings and peanuts and mustard tuber, which is quite handsome! (Amon plays Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and cooking mustard tuber)

General Qin's voice is loud and funny. He didn't forget to fire a gun when he was eating, and strategic work was indispensable. It's good! (thumbs up collectively as a compliment)

Sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, and each hand is unusual. Sign the bill!

Market research is very important. I have blisters on my feet. By the way, you can still find a wife and earn money! (Zhan Jun prepares marriage certificate for action)

Planning a lot of things, brainstorming every day, managing fences and advertisements, dizzy! (I'm dizzy)

Administrative work is trivial, it doesn't matter if you are pregnant, every effort is precious, wow! (Jiang is pregnant)

The finance department is heavy-handed, staring at the numbers all day, and rechecking in case something goes wrong! (everyone blames, the baby cries)

Let's come to the party tonight. We are not afraid of getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups. Next year, whether he is tired or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, the fat man is sleeping)

For tonight's get-together, brothers and sisters prepare together, and wonderful programs queue up to retreat (collective right turn, running, shouting slogans to retreat)