To get back at him, I picked up a piece of shit, wrapped it in leaves and hid it in my hand. Walking up to him, I deliberately said, little lower lip, why is your tongue black? The little lower lip didn't know it was a plan, so she opened her mouth at once. I put that shit in his mouth and turned and ran.

My friend Wang Gan, who is infatuated with my aunt's assistant Little Lion, is emotionally inclined to my aunt. He personally mobilized his father to have a vasectomy and was slapped twice. Wang Gan escaped from the house, and Wang Jiao ran after him with a big whip. After chasing the pond at the head of the village, the father and son cursed each other across the water. Wang Jiao: You son of a bitch, how dare you mobilize your father to have a vasectomy! Wang Gan: You say I am a dog, and I am a dog. Wang Jiao thought that scolding his son was tantamount to scolding himself, so he chased him around the pond. Father and son turn round and round, as if they were grinding. There were a lot of onlookers, adding fuel to the fire and fanning the flames, causing bursts of laughter. -quoted from the frog's famous saying

Qin Shan, secretary of the Party Committee of the commune, personally delivered a radio speech. He said that family planning is a major event related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and all social departments and brigades must attach great importance to it. Cadres and party member who meet the requirements of male conscription should set an example for the masses. Qinshan suddenly changed his tone and said in a homely tone, comrades, for example, my wife has had a hysterectomy because of illness, but in order to dispel the fear of male sterilization among the people, I decided to go to the hospital for sterilization tomorrow morning. In his speech, Qin also asked the Communist Youth League Committee, the Women's Federation and the school to actively cooperate and vigorously publicize it, thus setting off a vigorous climax of "tying men outside". Just like the previous physical education, Mr. Xue, the most educated teacher in our school, compiled Allegro poems. We remembered them as quickly as possible. Then, in groups of four, each of us climbed onto the roof and treetops with a small bobbin made of paper or tin, shouting: Don't panic, don't be busy. Male ligation is very simple, definitely not cattle and sheep. The knife is half an inch long, and it takes 15 minutes to get out of bed. You can finish the work on the same day without bleeding and sweating. ...

Attention cadres of all battalions: According to the spirit of the eighth meeting of the commune family planning leading group, all men whose wives have three or more children must be ligated in the commune health center. After the operation, I subsidized 20 yuan's nutrition fee, took a week off, and took care of his work points ... The men who heard the radio got together and complained: Shit, there are pigs, cows, mules and horses, where have you seen anyone? We don't want to be eunuchs in the palace, so what are we doing? When the family planning cadres in the village explained to them that ligation was just one-they glared and retorted: You talk well now, I'm afraid you'll get anesthetized as soon as you go to bed. I'm afraid not only of our eggs, but also of our dicks being cut off by them! At that time, we had to squat and pee like old ladies.

How many children a person has in his life is predestined. My mother said, do you still need your plan? I think you're blind. It's a waste of light.

Although my aunt spared no effort to pay close attention to family planning, it had little effect and the villagers did not take over at all. The county troupe came to our village to perform, and when the heroine sang on the stage: Times are different-men and women are the same-Wang Gan's father Wang Jiao shouted loudly under the stage: Bullshit! All the same? Who can say it's all the same? ! The audience reacted, made noise and shouted. Bricks and tiles are neatly thrown on the stage. The actors are running around. That day, Wang Jiao drank half a catty of white wine. With the strength of the wine, he became wild, separated everyone, jumped on the stage, shook his head and gestured, and delivered a speech: You are in charge of heaven and earth, but also the people have children? Find a hemp rope and have the ability to sew up all women's things. The audience burst into laughter. King's feet are even more dog-like. He picked up a tile from the stage and aimed it at the dazzling steam lamp hanging on the front rail of the curtain, which suddenly lit up. The steam light went out and the stage was dark. -to this end, Wang Jiao was detained for half a month. After his release, he still refused to accept it. He said angrily to everyone: I have the ability to cut off my penis! -Excerpted from a frog's good sentence

Knocking gongs to sell sugar, each doing his own job. What to do and what to shout. Three words don't leave the line. What I want to talk about today is family planning ...

At the end of 1965, the rapid population growth has put pressure on it. After the founding of New China, the first climax of family planning was set off. The government put forward the slogan: one is not less, two are just right, and more than three. When the county film team came down to show the film, they also put slides before the feature film to popularize family planning knowledge. When those exaggerated figures of male and female genitals appeared on the screen, the audience in the dark gave a strange cry and laugh. We small children booed with the blind, and many young men and women quietly held hands together. This contraceptive propaganda is like an aphrodisiac. The county troupe organized more than a dozen teams to go deep into the countryside to perform the little play "Half the Sky" and criticize the patriarchal ideology.

While being grateful, the people have secretly made up their minds to have more children and repay the kindness of the country. Xiao's wife, the keeper of the commune grain depot-that is, my classmate Xiao's mother-has given Xiao's lower lip three sisters. The youngest hasn't been weaned yet, and his stomach is bulging again. When I come back from herding cattle, I often see my little upper lip riding a broken bike across the bridge. He is fat, his bicycle is overwhelmed, and he makes a squeaking and twisting sound. People in the village often play jokes on him: Xiao Lao, how old are you? Are you busy all night? He replied with a smile: you can't be empty, you must work hard to make people for the country!

Your aunt became the wife of the county party secretary, and your family should follow suit. Chen said that your eldest brother, your second brother, your elder sister and you will soon be transferred to the city to arrange work, eat state treasury food, go to college and become cadres. Don't forget us then! -quoted from the frog's famous saying

You treat us to peanuts first. I have no money. Why do you have no money? Chen Bi said, you stole a piece of scrap metal from the tractor team of the state farm and sold it for twenty cents. When did we not know? It wasn't stolen. I quickly defended myself. They threw it away.

Your mother can't regenerate, and her uterus will be dragged to the ground ... how difficult it is for a woman! Half of the women in this village suffer from uterine prolapse and half suffer from inflammation. Mother's uterus has been out of the vagina like a rotten pear, but Wang's legs still want a son! I'll meet him one day ... and Chen's nose. Is your mother sick? ...

Huang is an old girl. She probably hasn't even been in love in her life. Her eccentric temper is excusable. My aunt, who entered her later years, told us many times about her old rival. Huang's daughter, a Shanghai capitalist and a graduate of a famous university, was demoted to Gaomi Northeast. It's really "a phoenix at sunset is not as good as a phoenix"! Who is the chicken? Aunt laughed at herself and said, I am the chicken, the chicken that fought with Phoenix. Then she was really scared by me. When she saw me, she was covered in chaff, like a four-legged snake that swallowed cigarette oil. My aunt said with emotion that everyone was crazy at that time. Thinking about it is like a nightmare. My aunt said that Huang was a great gynecologist. Even though she was badly beaten in the morning and went to the operating table in the afternoon, she was still absorbed and calm. Even if she sings outside the window, it won't affect her. Aunt said that her hands are really clever. She can embroider on a woman's belly ... whenever I say this, my aunt smiles and tears will come to her eyes.

1in the autumn of 962, 30,000 mu of sweet potato in Gaomi Northeast Township got an unprecedented bumper harvest. The land that has been entangled with us for three years is almost useless, and it has returned to its generous nature. In those days, the average yield per mu of sweet potatoes exceeded 10,000 Jin. Recalling the sweet potato harvest, I feel inexplicably excited. There are many fruits under each sweet potato seedling. The biggest sweet potato in our village weighs 38 Jin. Yang Lin, secretary of the county party Committee, took a photo with this big sweet potato and published it on the front page of Popular Daily. Sweet potato is a good thing, and sweet potato is really a good thing. That year, sweet potatoes not only had high yield, but also had high starch content. As soon as it is cooked, it will open the sand, which has the taste of chestnuts and is delicious and nutritious. Sweet potatoes are piled up in the yard of every household in Gaomi Northeast Township, and wires are pulled up on the walls of every household, and the wires are covered with sliced sweet potatoes. We are full, we are finally full, the days of eating grass roots and bark are finally over, and the days of starvation are gone forever. Our legs soon stopped swelling and our stomachs became thicker and smaller. Fat has gradually accumulated under our skin, our eyes are no longer dull, our legs are no longer sore, and our bodies are growing rapidly. At the same time, the breasts of women who eat enough sweet potatoes are getting bigger and bigger, and their periods are gradually returning to normal. The men straightened up again, grew beards on their mouths, and their sexual desire gradually recovered. The young women in the village ate sweet potatoes for two months and almost got pregnant. 1963 In the early winter, the northeast township of Gaomi ushered in the first birth climax after the founding of the People's Republic of China. This year, only our commune and 52 villages gave birth to 2868 babies. This group of children were named "sweet potato children" by their aunts. -Excerpted from a frog's good sentence

Menstruation was quarrelling with the woman surnamed Huang when she ran into the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital. The woman wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a hooked nose, thin lips and blue gums at the corners of her mouth. Later, my aunt reminded us many times that we would rather be single than have a woman with her gums exposed as a wife. This woman's black eyes make my back cold. I heard the woman say, why did you appoint me? When I was in medical school, you were still wearing open-backed pants!

196 1 in the spring of, my aunt got rid of the Wang incident and returned to work in the obstetrics and gynecology department of the commune health center. But in those two years, no baby was born in more than 40 villages of the commune. Why? Hunger, of course Because of hunger, women have no menstruation; Men become eunuchs because of hunger.

Don't envy this. Money and beautiful women are fleeting. Only the motherland, honor and family are the most precious.