1. Ancient
It began in the age of dinosaurs. The minions decisively chose the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which looked the fiercest. Tyrannosaurus rex is one of the largest carnivores that have ever appeared on land. Tyrannosaurus rex is very popular in science fiction movies. It often screams in movies and rushes to chase the protagonist. However, in front of the minions, Tyrannosaurus rex looked a little embarrassed, which was also caused by these "losers" falling into the magma. In fact, many fossil evidences show that Tyrannosaurus Rex was not smart and could not even roar. Facing the good nature of his minions, Tyrannosaurus finally found himself, got rid of the stupid settings of science fiction movies and became stupid again. The lens inadvertently swept through many scenes of volcanic eruption, which is also in line with a major hypothesis of dinosaur extinction: environmental mutation caused by super volcanic eruption.
After the dinosaur era, minions met human beings. With the rise of Egyptian civilization, the minions felt that he had found a new owner. Ancient Egyptian civilization is synonymous with ancient times, which lasted from 3000 BC to 332 BC. When the ancient Egyptian civilization finally perished through countless dynasties, Qin Shihuang had not yet unified China. Ancient Egyptian civilization is a gift from the Nile. The regular flooding of the Nile brought fertile soil suitable for farming to the ancient Egyptians. When the water recedes, farmers only need to plant seeds in the fields and let the livestock step on them, so they can wait for a bumper harvest. With the support of agricultural surplus, ancient Egypt could have enough manpower to build pyramid tombs for pharaohs. Unfortunately, the minions made a small engineering mistake and crushed Pharaoh with a pyramid.
Minions was not discouraged, and their little yellow figures soon lit up the "dark ages". The so-called "dark age" refers to the Middle Ages, from the 5th century to15th century. Later Renaissance scholars thought that this period in Europe was characterized by social stagnation, backward culture and serious religious persecution, so it was called the "dark age". In fact, the Middle Ages were not without its merits. During this period, northwest Europe developed economically and some important modern countries, such as Britain, France and the Netherlands, were born. The towering Gothic church is also of great aesthetic value. The minions found a new owner in a Gothic church-Dracula the vampire. His prototype comes from Romanian Grand Duke Vlad III. It is said that he loves to stab people with wooden stakes, and Turks even rumored that he stabbed 20,000 people at a time and let them rot. Such a wicked person disappeared because the minions kindly opened the window.
Minions's next master is Napoleon. The Corsican started as a soldier, stabilized the turbulent political situation after the French Revolution, and defeated the siege of the European royal family with his talented military command ability and became the French emperor. The emperor also let them join the most important arms-artillery, which is enough to show Napoleon's trust in his minions. You know, artillery is Napoleon's trump card. His most important military victory depended on flexible small guns. The minions obviously took part in the expedition to Russia and fired for the emperor in the ice and snow. Just by accident, the minions shot Napoleon away with one shot. Of course, the victory or defeat of a war is never decided by heroes or minions. When a large number of French troops are difficult to get supplies in cold Russia, it is doomed to be a defeat. In any case, Minions is still regarded as a scapegoat. They were forced to remain anonymous and wait to come out again.
2. USA 1968
Compared with failure, mediocre men are more depressed. Even though their ideals suffered numerous blows, they still set out again and bravely pursued their dreams. This time, in order to find a new owner, they 1968 went to America.
1968 More than twenty years have passed since World War II, and the "post-war generation" has grown up. The United States is proud of the world as a superpower, and the economies of Germany and Japan are also developing at a miraculous speed. But abundance does not mean stability. The hegemony between the United States and the Soviet Union is the main theme of the world. In order to fight against the Soviet Union, the United States directly participated in the Vietnam War, but fell into the quagmire of the war. With the help of/kloc-0, a large number of color TV sets appeared in the 1960s, the media quickly sent the real war pictures back to China. After the US military's war atrocities were exposed, anti-war voices rose. People marched and held large rallies in Chicago, new york and Washington, DC, demanding that the United States withdraw its troops from Vietnam. The minions who first arrived in new york were also enthusiastic and anti-war for no reason.
At the same time, the civil rights movement in the United States is also rising. Black civil rights, student movements and women's movements have come and gone, challenging the mainstream culture. 1968, the assassination of Martin Luther king, the black civil rights leader, caused an uproar. The hippie movement also came into being. The young "post-war generation" used rebellious behavior to express their unique personality and dissatisfaction with authority. These hippies wear fancy clothes, smoke marijuana, advocate sexual freedom and oppose comfortable middle-class life. According to this year's survey, 75% of students in new york have tried marijuana. Many hippies come from wealthy families, but they are willing to hitchhike from one city to another. Slaves also skillfully learned this way of "hitchhiking", but their purpose is not "love and peace", but to find a despicable master.
The dissatisfaction of young people is also reflected in popular culture. Rock music, which also rebelled against freedom, became fashionable in1960s. 1968 released many legendary tracks, such as Hey Jude by the Beatles, Hello, I Love You by the Doors, and Mrs Robinson by Simon and garfinkel. In these songs, the singer encourages the audience to break the secular world and live an independent spiritual life. The concerts of these rock bands can gather a lot of popularity and the atmosphere is warm and crazy. The lead singer of "Who" was so excited in a performance that he smashed his guitar and became a symbolic rock movement. Minions was probably influenced by this. After a crazy performance, he broke his guitar coolly.
In the face of the divided United States, Nixon, who ran for president of the United States in 1968, put forward the campaign slogan "Let's unite". When he arrived in new york, he was watching his campaign advertisement. Nixon was successfully elected president of the United States, withdrew from Vietnam, abolished apartheid in the south and established diplomatic relations with China. Apollo 1 1 also successfully landed on the moon during his tenure, leading the Soviet Union in the space race, which made the United States breathe a sigh of relief-although the photos of landing on the moon may have been accidentally caught by Minions posing. However, Nixon's dishonest performance in Watergate led to his forced resignation as president. Obviously, the American people have other demands on their leaders besides what they can do.
3. British crown
The minions found the devil Scarlett in America and successfully became her entourage. Scarlett gave her minions a glorious and arduous task: to take away the queen's crown.
Crown is a symbol of British kingship, which is often used in coronation and important ceremonies. The current version is a remake of 1937, * * using 2868 diamonds, 273 pearls, 17 sapphires, 1 1 emeralds and 5 rubies. At that time, Britain was still an "imperial empire" with vast overseas colonies. Gems from South Africa, India and other places also symbolize the Queen's sovereignty over these areas. However, with the liberation of the colony, Britain is no longer the "empire where the sun never sets" in the past, and the imperial crown is somewhat unworthy of its name. What's more, after the "glorious revolution", Britain has long been a constitutional monarchy, and state power is in the hands of parliament. Scarlett's desire for the crown is more out of her own obsession.
The crown made of so many precious stones is naturally heavy, and the queen doesn't want to wear it every day. This crown is often exhibited in the Tower of London, and it was not invited out of the palace until an important ceremony. The Tower of London in the center of London is actually a castle belonging to the British royal family. It is rich in functions, not only the king's palace, but also the prison where important prisoners are held, and the place where Newton supervised the coinage. The heavily guarded Tower of London once held many important people. Henry VIII held his mistress anne boleyn here, Richard III held his deposed nephew here, and German spies in World War I and World War II were also held in the Tower of London. Today, the Tower of London has become a world cultural heritage and an important tourist destination. The minions managed to sneak into the Tower of London disguised as tourists.
But unfortunately, this crown has just been worn out of the palace by the queen. The minions had to compete with Queen Elizabeth II in the carriage. However, on the verge of being caught, the minions inadvertently drew a sword from the stone and became the king of England strangely. The story of Sword in the Stone comes from the legend of King Arthur. According to legend, King Arthur was eager for success. He drew a sword from a stone and was predicted to be king. Later, Arthur became king of England with the help of magician Merlin and knights of the Round Table. King Arthur is a fictional character, and the real prototype may come from an English leader who fought the Saxons in the 6th century. In any case, the story of King Arthur is widely circulated among the people and has been adapted into various literary and film works.
At the end of the story, the minions defeated the sinister Scarlett, returned the throne to the queen, and followed the new master. They temporarily live out of public view, waiting for their next appearance. I believe that the bravery and great contributions of minions will never be forgotten in the Queen's biography. But Minions no longer needs a second coronation of the biographer. Their legend has already surpassed history and will always be remembered in people's hearts.
History is like a cloud, bananas and love can't live up to.