1, the university final exam, everyone encourages Xueba to pass the answer. Out of the examination room, everyone asked Xueba one after another: Why is one missing, and the last question won't?

Xueba calmly replied: the first question won't …

2. The outdoor watch bought by my friend is of good quality. It's not bad to fall off a cliff, but people are dead.

3. Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei, "Third Brother, go and kill him."

Zhang Fei galloped his horse and pointed his spear at Lu Bu: "Hey, do you know why Big Brother called me here?"

Lu Bu looked at him: "Come and kill me?" Zhang Fei said with a smile, "No, no, my eldest brother asked me to take yours ..."

After saying his word, Lu Bu turned around and cursed: "Bah! Feifei, so many people call me Bubu, don't call me Bubu. "

My brother has to work overtime at night, so he can't come back, leaving me and my nephew at home. It thundered that night, and I was going to sleep. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept in the bed. In order to comfort her, I held her in my arms and we slept together until dawn.

My brother came back and the door was open. My brother watched me sleep with my sister-in-law. Then she smiled and said, "Sister is still sensible."