Affectionate is silly,

Ruthless and coolest,

Infatuation is stupid,

Desperate love is to know the world.

20 17 the latest jingle came out. As long as the money is in place, the glass will break.

Say money

The richest is in Beijing,

The one who loves money the most is in Shenzhen.

The most expensive one is in Guangzhou,

The one who knows the most about money is in Shanghai.

"four operations"

Add up the scores by addition,

Accept the task by subtraction,

Report work by multiplication,

Use division when you encounter difficulties.

20 17 the latest jingle came out. As long as the money is in place, the glass will break.

Age difference

Shouting slogans in the sixties,

Knowing two newspapers in the 1970s,

Love literature in the 1980 s,

Watching advertisements in the 1990s.

The troubles of modern people

More and more entertainment, less and less pleasure;

More and more food, less and less appetite;

More and more cohabiting, less and less love.

20 17 the latest jingle came out. As long as the money is in place, the glass will break.

The feeling of the hospital

Registration time-maximum.

The diagnosis time is the shortest.

Charges-maximum.

At least someone who can see a doctor.

teacher

Teachers are like salt,

It tastes a little salty,

Every family can't live without it,

It's worthless

20 17 the latest jingle came out. As long as the money is in place, the glass will break.

Grade dad

First-rate dad is carefree,

Second-class dad called,

Third-class dad ran up and down,

Fourth-class dad sat at home and scolded.

Digital industry

It is better to build an atomic bomb than to sell tea eggs.

A razor is better than a scalpel.

Selling books is not as good as writing books.

Scholars might as well kill pigs,

Drilling business is not as good as opening noodles.