(thunder, rain)
Secretary Wang: It's almost time. We should be on our way.
Jia Bing: Can you give me another chance to live? Can you give me another chance?
Wang Shuji: The opportunity is only once for everyone. If I know today, why should I do it?
Jia Bing: It won't be delayed. Can you work hard in the future? Can't I be a down-to-earth person in the future? Must I be judged by the people?
Secretary Wang: No, just give a report on stage. Your play is too full. It will take 15 minutes! The county leader is here.
Jia Bing: Secretary Wang, what is the slogan of our company?
Secretary Wang: Don't always ask me slogans, slogans, I am here every day. ...
Jia Bing: Come on, come on, do it again!
Secretary Wang: Down-to-earth, making reports every day, the enterprise is really good. Companies can't get along, can't get along, can't get along.
Jia Bing: Genius, make a report every day, giggle and lay eggs! Not a dignified advertisement. How can I make it look like it? It's like jumping into the sky. Our company is a pragmatic enterprise.
Secretary Wang: Yes.
Jia Bing: What are you doing with those empty heads all day? You report every day. That's not so beautiful. What are you reporting?
Secretary Wang: Mr. Jia, this time is different. This time, the county leaders personally came to our company to listen to your report!
Jia Bing: Why don't you go for me?
Secretary Wang: I went there for you six times.
Jia Bing: Secretary Wang, you are my secretary. You have to cover for me at the critical moment, right? You can't be ungrateful You and your wife have been married for more than four years and have no children. Didn't I take the top spot at the critical moment?
Secretary Wang: Mr. Jia, you have to make it clear. Yes, you helped me find a doctor, but I didn't return the project to myself in the end!
Jia Bing: Secretary Wang, you are so ungrateful. What about yourself? Just look at your terminal illness. You are embarrassed to go to the hospital. You don't have to register in my name! Besides, I didn't answer your daughter-in-law in labor. I personally invited doctors and nurses to cheer for her, shouting slogans and cheering, and came out. A little girl was born.
Secretary Wang: Manager Jia, if you insult my ability like this today, I will tell you.
Jia Bing: How presumptuous.
Secretary Wang: Let me give you a compliment.
Jia Bing: How dare you!
Note: This article is taken from "China Network".
Extended data:
"General Jia's Speech" is a three-person sketch, about 25 minutes, with 5002 words of lines and simple props. Telling Mr. Jia's bold love, breaking the heart disease and curing the language barrier, the background music of the sketch is also a must.
Jia Bing, director of General Jia's Speech, was born in 1980. He was born in 1986 in party member, a national first-class actor, a China comedian and a film actor. 1In 1997, he began to serve in China People's Liberation Army 7307 1 Art Troupe, and was then the captain of Quyi. From June 5438 to February 2005, he was transferred to Zhejiang Quyi Acrobatic Troupe Co., Ltd. as a screenwriter, director, actor and host. Later, he served as vice chairman of Zhejiang Quyi Artists Association, director and vice president of Zhejiang Quyi Acrobatic Troupe Co., Ltd., and head of Zhejiang Quyi Troupe. 20 17 participated in the column of Legend of Laughter of Oriental TV, won the first season of Legend of Laughter, and was promoted to the level of Legend of Laughter. 20 18, 1, on April 0, participated in the "Happy Comedian Season 4" of Oriental TV and won the title of champion.