Funny quotations from April fool's day
1, I remembered that innocent time again. I remember once lying leisurely on the grass, looking at the white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: baa. . .
Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!
3, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby figure is very cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, frugal character is worthy of praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.
4. Wan Li is clear and the stream is running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything in a flash. Please choose a good time for farting next time!
5, don't stop: dreams keep chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!
My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish has failed, you are still looking forward to it with binoculars? Until one day, the girl in the opposite building cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!
7. I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like spending money, and you like making money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.
8. I have been in pain recently. I went to Obama's house to clean the glass and went to Putin's house to wash the dishes. Finally made a dime. I don't want to eat or wear anything, so I will send you a message: it's cold recently, so put on more clothes!
9. I specially dug a mine for you, which contains: gold medal nomination, silver heart, copper heart forever, aluminum victory, potassium happiness, coal trouble, tungsten worry, and infinite lead!
10, frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like your walking posture, like your coquetry and cuteness, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you can't catch the mouse!
1 1. I'm above and she's below. I really want it, and she's salivating. What happened afterwards? I'm happy and she's in pain. Answer: fishing.
12, in fact, sometimes you can turn off your mobile phone, quit social software, not log in to Weibo, enjoy the peace, and open these again in a few days, and you will find: Root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!
13, my god! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin?
14, the forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I knelt down and stroked the lyre. You stand still, which is my only bosom friend. So, you and I have made a long story? Play the lute to a cow?
15, in a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. Are you in charge? Bragging? .
16. Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!
17, over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, crossed the road, bypassed the mountains and had dinner and soup together. Although you never reply to my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, go out and put on a robe!
18, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat against your feet, and you look more perfect! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance!
19, there is a question that stumbles me. I think only you can help me. Pig shit blocking the aisle? What does this sentence mean? Be sure to think again and again. Let me know when you know.
20. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Zhenwu Emperor and was stopped by two generals, the tortoise and the snake. Guan Yu asked why, and General Turtle said that anyone who committed debauchery and wealth was not allowed in. You chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine, Cao Cao sent a beautiful girl, got on the horse and dismounted the silver, and cut six generals through five customs, so no entry was allowed. Guan Yu was surprised: I can't see that you are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.
2 1, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are really ruthless; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I won the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knew Chunqing. Happy April Fool's Day!
23. From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please pick it up at the Finance Department from 9: 00-1April 3/0/7: 00. The gap in April.
24. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
25. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?
26. Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
27. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.
28. Notice: Tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
29. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse your dog to be good and take you for a walk? . Happy April Fool's Day!
30. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
3 1, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!
You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you? Beast! Happy April Fool's Day!
33. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
34. China mobile communication users: If the signal of your mobile phone is not good due to recent network debugging, please drop your mobile phone to the ground as hard as possible, and your mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
35, loyal to remind you that today is April Fool's Day, be careful to be deceived, don't be fooled, or I mean well! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate.
36. Attention, friends who received this message, your mobile phone has been infected with virus. The only solution is to press 2 first, then 5 and finally 0, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day!
37. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdained to say, If I looked like you, I would have died! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?
38. Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those weighing less than 50 kg must be doubled!
39. Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.
40. Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February 5th was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister competition will be held in the near future, with the slogan: 2, 5, 2, 5, Wang. Say it 25 times in a row, and the fastest person will get the free phone bill. 250 yuan, practice as soon as possible and check in.
4 1. Now, please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.
42. One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a 1 10 patrol car, shouting: Even if it is one kilometer, there is no need to write that big!
43. I lost the battle between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun. Not convinced, I met Shao Shao on the road and hit him. I saw Shao Shao immediately take off my coat and angrily said that I was undercover!
You are the rose in my heart, but it is a pity to thank you. You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.
45. Grandma and granddaughter are in the consulting room. The doctor said to the beautiful girl, untie your clothes. No, doctor, the old lady said, I am a patient. Is it? Then stick out your tongue.
46. What about you? Beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!
47. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.
48. An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?
49, cucumber brokenhearted and wept bitterly, eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbreak and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?
50. Last night, I dreamed that you and I were walking by the sea. Suddenly, a water monster jumped out and caught you. I just want to eat and throw you away. I asked him why he didn't eat you, and he replied, I'm afraid of getting sick? .