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Funny three sentences and a half lines

1 Later, some European friends made trouble in Dalian, eating seafood and watching the scenery. This photo is unusual and complete!

We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!

3, the book price is soaring, the information is expensive, the homework is heavy and the study is tired, so just boil water to make up the exam. ) a little back!

4. There are girls leading roles. They are beautiful and well-behaved. You'll know after two years' work, sister-in-law

5. There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing wants to write poems. Unfortunately, there are few people, (hey) copy!

6. It is not illegal to kill people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!

7. Before I take the stage, I would like to say that there have been many happy events in the Cheyou Club in the past two years, and we are happy and warm-hearted. Let's take off (clothes)! (First three people): Hey ~, what are you doing?

8, Xueou is the best, our bobbin is praised by everyone, asking for wire evaluation, wow (exaggeration)!

9. In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a good show to see later. Let's retreat!

10, there are many talents in this area, old and young. Ask how big the contribution is, not small!

1 1, God gave me a mouth and taught me how to shout slogans, but I only learned-funny.

12, let's get together today, wash away the hardships and fatigue of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and confidence!

13, it is said that it was difficult to gather because of low popularity the year before last. Beijing boy acted first and made a contribution!

14, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, laugh, sing and dance together, review the future of the historical exhibition, and continue fb (corruption)!

15, the affairs in the region are related to the national economy and people's livelihood, with equal emphasis on major events and small situations, attracting investment in industries and services. Serve you right!

16, I made three and a half sentences today, so I don't want to forgive you. No matter how good it is, don't run!

17, there is no crime of bigamy online, I love it very much. Don't go after hitting on girls (hi! ) pay!

18, good evening, students (waving right hand). Welcome to guide, no matter how well you behave, don't run!

19, the canteen is really tired, the service attitude is underworld, a steamed bread is given to half, (dang! ) It's really dark!

20. Let's say three and a half sentences today. If you can't say it, you won't eat. For the first time, we messed up!

2 1, four years of wonderful college time, drinking, picking up girls and playing mahjong, still nowhere to go on Saturday, (hey! ) video!

22. In XX, we have made great progress and social welfare is not lazy. Dalian was the first to help students. It's sweet to recall that painful experience!

23, six sisters, three holidays, seven handsome guys and five idiots. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum! ) Eight horns!

24, the program here is only a paragraph, the four of us standing on the stage, gongs and drums, (when! ) add chaos!

25. Set new goals in the new year, and the task will not be higher. As long as everyone works together, Qi Xin will definitely surpass them.

26, August * * * travel on the road, 13 Warriors are all cows, stay in the history of the Sailing Federation and travel at their own expense!

27. The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!

28, Pearl Lake fb first, Luxiang Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!

29. The four of us took to the stage to celebrate with gongs and drums. What should we say? (Mao) Bye! (First three people): It hasn't started yet. Why did you say goodbye? (d) Hey, hey, start over.

30. The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, one step at a time!

3 1, branches everywhere are not lonely, Xi 'an Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, activities one after another, happy!

God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned to sleep.

33. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, and the trip of sea and wind is coming again. Everyone likes the theme of happiness. Welcome to visit again!

34. The Sailing Federation is so lively that the whole country knows it. You have to ask why, and it's great.

35. Mobilize from top to bottom in the region, and the second venture is not idle. Let the high-tech word-of-mouth spread and work hard!

36. At the end of the year, there will be a bonus of 20,000 yuan, three and a half boxes of Maotai for each person, and chicken, duck and fish can be eaten casually. ) nonsense!

37, 62 meters 22 sand, the steamed bread that was bitten fell off, and the food tasted bad. I want to go back, (bang! ) find fault!

38, Dalian eat seafood cheese, Jiangsu fish and shrimp even pot end, Xi' an farmers get together to keep fresh.

39. The General Secretary cares about Jiacheng, and the burden is heavy. I'll work with the leaders and keep working!

40. Celebrate the festival by beating gongs and drums. There is a party today, it's lively!

4 1, shortage of high-end talents. The management Committee will help you find it, and there are many preferential policies. Come on!

42. God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to escape.

43. Industrial development needs talents, and all professions should come. * * * Just like Jiancainian, brilliant idea!

44, early in the morning, the alarm clock chimed, didn't go to exercise and sleep late, and finally got up, (bang! ) first!

45. Fanmeng is full of gardens in spring, and there will be an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I'll pay you a New Year call (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): What people (Northeast dialect)!

46, sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, every shot is not ordinary, sign the bill!

47. Novels and poems are also welcome, and the handwriting is good enough. I can't understand one or two, Khan ~

48. I said three and a half sentences today, not much. No matter how good it is, don't run!

49. We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!

In addition to today's get-together, the whole park responded and worked hard for the good performance of the program.

5 1, when it comes to writing about the lower body, it is true when it is fake, and people who want to secretly feast their eyes!

52. After talking about the lead singer and screenwriter, everyone is talented. I want to keep looking at a watch, hehe ~

53, comprehensive property innovation, environmental sanitation, built a canteen and built a garage, hard work.

54, everyone Qi Xin together, learning center leadership class, correctly establish the outlook on life, than dedication.

55. There are many writers and sailors, so two sentences will catch up with that, that, that, that, that, stop fighting ~

56. Ice and snow are not afraid of cold. Men, women and children all smile. Happy New Year, teachers!