1. In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and people like stars.

2. I have studied the common vocabulary of picking up girls in 280 languages around the world. This sentence is necessary for beginners.

Don't get married easily, especially with a woman.

There is no rehearsal in our life, and every day is live broadcast.

5. Hard life needs no explanation.

6. The four major threats that girls are most concerned about now: being more beautiful, being younger and having fuller breasts. Only three? Count it again.

7. One of the secrets of chasing girls is to get what you want. For example, what if the girl I plan to meet recently happens to be a big fan of Stephanie? It's simple. Learn all Stephanie's songs and sing love songs hand in hand in a romantic environment. She will love my mobile karaoke station.

8. All physical collisions must begin with cultural collisions.

9. I have long said: Life is short, and carpe diem is king.

10, is there more * women or more * women in this world? There are more women, of course.

1 1, I'll tell her: since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to take the next year well. Gifts will only remind you that you are one year older, and they are all clouds.

12, 1 10,000,110,000 are all the same, because I don't have it!

13, Zhang Wei, be firm. Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists.

14, don't say that others have brain problems. The premise of abnormal brain is that you must have a brain.

15, one of the sixteen similarities between women and birds, they are both attracted by luminous objects.

16, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

There are too many women in this world who hate me. Come out and hang out, you have to pay it back sooner or later.

18, a woman older than you will not have a good result. Imagine you live with her. You are very happy outside. How do you feel when she calls you home for dinner every day?

19, all lovelorn girls are time bombs, and they can't get close unless they are naturally cooled. If you dare to stimulate her pain, it will only turn her grief into strength and lead to violence.

20, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.

2 1, this is just the appearance, I tell you, the source of wisdom and life, you should know how to find stories with your eyes. If you look closely, you will find that the third person definitely refers to Ceng Xiaoxian!

22. Zhang Wei, the present situation will do you no harm. There is a blank between you and her. As long as you foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, Moran can't see how obscene you are.

23. Do you know what a second gear start is? Today, I learned that for senior people, the low-end link of eating and watching movies can be omitted!

24. No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.

25, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself on a tree. Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.

26. Zhan Bo, you are a man. If you are a man, don't fall into such a dead end like a woman. She said she didn't know what she wanted. This is just a superficial phenomenon. If such a thing is sincerely given to her by a man, it is endowed with additional value. For example, affection, then this thing is more precious than another.

27. His repeated defeats show that his view of love is hemiplegic, and someone must help him overcome it.

28. A few words that girls can't understand at the critical moment can effectively enhance your charm.

29. The ready-made theme is in front of us: this is the greatest invention since human beings invented the toilet in the 20th century: the ultimate single night. A marriage without a bachelor party before marriage is an incomplete marriage and doomed to be an unhappy marriage.

30. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

3 1, a tough life needs no explanation!

32. Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a tomb after your death, it will make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a house before your death.

People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

34. So the love word of love is very strong: the upper part is taken from the abnormal change, and the lower part is taken from the abnormal state.

35. You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years posting?

36. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet!

37. It's better to retreat and make a net.

38. As the saying goes, there is only one possibility for two hamsters to be kept together for three months: they are both male.

39. The code name is not important. It's no use calling a cannon. The key is to get into combat.

40. Today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.

4 1. Men must drink Shenbao if they want to have a good kidney. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh, yeah. Shen Bao, it's delicious.

42. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

43. Much ado about nothing.

44. Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

45. What is failure? Why did it fail? Sunrise in the east, only I am unbeaten!

46. When you exchange phone numbers with chicks, you give them a chance to call and cancel the appointment. If you make an appointment with them, but they don't have your phone number, then they must show up.

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