Praise the teacher's humorous verse

1. Praise the teacher's funny poems. Teacher, everyone says that you are cultivating the pillars of the motherland; I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

You have propped up the backbone of our generation! You are like a red candle, giving all the heat and light to the younger generation! Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words-burning! Keep burning! Ah, with you, the garden is so gorgeous and the earth is full of spring! Teacher, please open the window and have a look. All this love and this garden full of peaches and plums are paying tribute to you! Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how can so many beautiful flowers of the soul bloom? Teacher, the engineer of human soul, who won't praise you! Teacher, you are a cultivator and a sower of beauty. It is you, shining with beautiful sunshine, nourishing beautiful rain and dew, making our hearts green and full of flowers! Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then students are the sand in the clam; You lick it, grind it, soak it, and wash it with love ... Over the years, the sand turns into pearls and shines.

You are like a candle, thin as it is, but with a little heat and light, it illuminates others and exhausts yourself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship.

You, the teacher's love, is the greatest and cleanest in the world! If we are a ship, then the teacher is a sail, leading us forward in the ocean of knowledge; If we want to embark on a journey, teachers are like candles in our hands, illuminating the bumpy road in our study. You let us open the window of our hearts, you gave us spiritual support, you sent us on the road of learning and gave us endless encouragement.

Teacher, we will always remember you. Teacher, you are a cultivator and a sower of beauty.

It is you, shining with beautiful sunshine, nourishing beautiful rain and dew, making our hearts green and full of flowers! You are busy with the blooming of flowers and the ripening of fruits, silently hanging the shade of leaves! Ah, teacher, your spirit, always remember my heart! You gave us a ruler of life, let us measure it every day; You gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, and let us learn everywhere. You are a bridge, connecting the cut mountains for us and leading us to the peak of harvest; You are a green vine, tough and slender, which guides us to collect Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng at the top of the cliff.

When Miao Er needs a glass of water, never send a bucket of water. And when you need a bucket of water, never give a glass of water. Giving in due time is a skill of a good gardener.

My teacher, this is your art of education. Regardless of the cold inkstone in Qin Xin, peaches are ripe and dripping, but plums are ripe and incompetent. It is easy to grow flowers, but difficult to educate people.

The valley is very fragrant, poems are full of people, paintings are full of people, and talented people smile. Teacher, you use the noblest feelings of human beings-love, sowing spring, sowing ideals, sowing strength ... sowing with words, cultivating with colored pens, watering with sweat and nourishing with painstaking efforts. This is the noble work of our beloved teacher.

You work in the present, but you are building the future of the motherland; You teach in class, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then students are the sand in the clam; You lick it, grind it, soak it, and wash it with love ... Over the years, the sand turns into pearls and shines.

There are countless proud and happy memories in your teaching career, but you keep them in your heart, just staring at a garden to be explored. If I were a poet, I would write poems with enthusiasm and praise the vastness and profundity of the sea.

And dedicated to you-my broad-minded and knowledgeable teacher. Teachers are kindling, igniting the fire in students' hearts; Teachers are stone steps, carrying students to climb steadily step by step.

You are like a candle, thin as it is, but with a little heat and light, it illuminates others and exhausts yourself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable.

The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as cordial as a gurgling stream, and as turbulent as a rushing river ... Spring silkworm has never said anything to brag in her life, and the silver silk spit out is a ruler to measure the value of life. Dear teacher, you have never shown off in front of others, but the blooming peaches and plums are the highest evaluation for you.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship.

Your teacher's love is the greatest and cleanest in the world. The value of fireflies is to shine on others with lights hanging from the back end; Your respect lies in always providing convenience for others.

Who scattered the rain and dew all over the earth? Who feeds the seedlings hard? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! Looking at the flowers blooming everywhere, which one is not as hard as you, and which one is not as smiling as you.

2. Praise the teacher's funny poems. Everyone says that you are cultivating the pillars of the motherland. I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

You are like a candle, thin as it is, but with a little heat and light, it illuminates others and exhausts yourself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship.

Teacher, we will always remember you. Teacher, you are a cultivator and a sower of beauty.

When Miao Er needs a glass of water, never send a bucket of water. And when you need a bucket of water, never give a glass of water. Giving in due time is a skill of a good gardener.

You are like a candle, thin as it is, but with a little heat and light, it illuminates others and exhausts yourself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship.

3. What are the sentences that describe the teacher's humor? 1. The first thing that attracts the students in our class is his humorous personality. I remember once in class, the teacher finished the content of the day, and there were still three or five minutes: "Don't look at me tall, not that I am too short, but that they are too tall." "

2. When studying algebra. The teacher has just finished proudly, and our hearts are full of flowers. When the wind brushed his hair, the hair in front of him floated with the wind, but it was not small. Spring breeze is generally warm, spring water is generally sweet, but achievements come from all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then students are the sand in the clam; You lick it with love; You gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, and let us learn everywhere.

3. A chemistry teacher and provost in high school made mistakes on purpose, and then asked a classmate to find out the mistakes. After the classmate gave a difficult answer, the teacher said approvingly and seriously, "Good, you saw the teacher's weakness." Everyone was stunned. After class, the teacher just went out and the whole class burst into laughter.

One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It is true that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

When we were in junior high school, it was stipulated that we should wear school uniforms when raising the national flag. As a result, there are always some people who don't wear school uniforms or just wear pants or clothes. Then every time before the flag was raised, the headmaster held a megaphone and said, "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes or pants."

6. The female teacher of junior middle school Chinese class just graduated from Normal University, and everything is fine, except that she likes to take her classmates to the blackboard and write down the noun explanation in a surprise way. The method is that teachers dictate a word and students write and explain it silently. I remember once, I drew a boy who didn't want to hear it. The teacher repeated "occasionally" over and over again. The boy stayed in front of the blackboard for a few minutes and suddenly brushed and wrote: Bitch, filthy, not a good thing. The whole class burst into laughter and the female teacher was so angry that she couldn't say a word.

A discerning person knows at a glance that he must be a teacher with a particularly developed sense of humor. Yes, I believe this one is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as kind as a gurgling stream and as beautiful as a flower!

8. The junior middle school English teacher is bald. One day in class, he asked a classmate, "What day is it today? My head is bald? The classmate thought for a moment and replied, "Yes. "

9. Line A is half of Line B, so what is Line B? (The whole class is quiet, waiting for a high opinion, after a long time) Line B is two halves of Line A..

10. I remember once in class, the teacher finished the content of the day, and in three to five minutes, the teacher began to talk to us about the "fighting incident" just now. If you think he will teach us a lesson, you are wrong. "Just now the two classmates' triangle cat kung fu also dare to play in front of so many people? I thought I was much better than you when I was a student, and I punched two. " As soon as the teacher spoke triumphantly, the students made a virtual sound that seemed to be cooperative. I forgot to tell you that our teacher's only shortcoming is that he is not tall enough. The teacher went on to say, "You don't believe it? I used to be the best when I was a soldier. " This time, when the teacher finished, the students couldn't help it, and they all burst out laughing. The teacher looked a little embarrassed and said, "don't look at me so tall." It's not that I'm too short, but that they are too tall! But more flexible. Ha ha. "

1 1. Humor, he always uses humorous words after class to relieve our fatigue and make us happy.

The teacher and we get along like friends, but he is not careless about our study. It is also said that strict teachers make excellent students. I think he should be summed up by "truth", not "strictness".

12. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation, rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

4. Poems describing the teacher's funny appearance or famous words praise the teacher:

1, silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drip the wick dry every night. -Li Shangyin Untitled It was a long time before I met her, but it was even longer after we broke up.

2. "Decline": I am well aware of Song Yu's bitterness, romance and elegance. He is also my teacher. -Du Fu's "The Second of Five Records of Places of Interest"

3, North Lu bad pavilion barrier, Wentun division. -Du Mu's Book in the Snow

4, I should be Zhao Xiong, as the teacher of the emperor. -Liu Ji's "Title Taigong Fishing Guard Map"

5, your husband is full of peaches and plums, why not plant flowers in front of the hall. -Bai Juyi's "Planting Flowers in the Green Field Hall of Gong Ling in Fenghe"

Praise the teacher's famous saying:

1. Teachers are engineers of the human soul. -Stalin

2. Educators' care and love will leave an indelible impression on students' minds. -Suhomlinski

3. No matter whether Qin Xin is cold or not, peaches are ripe and flow, while plums are ripe and incomplete. It is easy to grow flowers, but difficult to educate people. The valley is very fragrant, poems are full of people, paintings are full of people, and talented people smile.

4. Show personality charm in every word and deed, show teacher's kindness in every move, include inculcation in every word, and make selfless dedication to your youth every minute.

5, on the podium, chalk dyed white hair; At the desk, responsibility presses two shoulders; Watering flowers and cultivating peaches and plums, all over the world; Rack one's brains and sprinkle hard work, student shine on you; Candles like silkworms, sincere dedication.

5. How to praise the teacher with humorous sentences for how many years of seasonal cycles, how many spring, summer, autumn and winter,

You are a red candle burning bright life,

How much blood and sweat, not seeking fame and history.

You spread the fire of wisdom with true feelings.

Just like the spring silkworm gave her lifelong loyalty,

Just like Dong Mei singing the song of early spring.

How many sleepless nights, how many times the lights are on,

In the long night, there is a figure at your desk.

Add China hair to the hair, and the three-foot platform laughs.

You shorten the distance between heart and heart with love.

You are the sunshine that melts the cold ice and snow,

You are the guide to lead people out of the maze of science.