Old woman: What? A wallet?

Uncle: Yes.

Old woman (looking around): Oh, this is a beautiful face.

Old woman: I fell and pulled it on the road.

Uncle: Hey, someone is coming.

Old woman (picking up her purse): Oh, I'll hold it first.

Young man (facing uncle): uncle … I …

Uncle: Sorry, pay attention to your language.

Old woman: Eh! We Shanghainese are called old uncles.

Young man: Dad? .

Old woman: Uncle.

Young man: Uncle, I lost a wallet. Did you get a look at him?

Old Uncle: I didn't see my wallet.

Young man (turning away): Forget it then.

Old man: There is a wallet.

Young man: Hey, it's not the same thing. ..

Old woman: Not the same thing. Money wraps money. Wallets are not necessarily rich.

Young man (pointing to wallet): I also put money there.

Young man: Uncle, this wallet you found must be mine.

Old Uncle: Don't be so eager to be sure. Tell me about this wallet.

Young man: rich, healthy-with a certificate!

Old Uncle: Oh! With an ID card, it's easy.

Old woman (opening her purse): I have an ID card!

Uncle: By the way, what's your name?

Old woman: Is your name Li Si?

Young man: Yes!

Old woman: Ah, that's yours. ..

Old Uncle (blocking the old woman): Why do you ask? ! !

Old Uncle: If you ask, alas, it will be difficult.

Young man: Why is it difficult? My name is Li Si.

Old woman: Look at it.

Old Uncle: You Li Si, she told you.

Young man: She won't tell me. My name is Li Si, too.

Old woman: Ouch!

Old Uncle: Anyway, Li Si doesn't count.

Old woman: What should I do? ..

Young man: My name is Li Si for more than thirty years. You can't count on that.

Old woman: Hey, don't worry, don't make any noise. We have no problem with photos.

Old Uncle: If there is nothing wrong with the photo, I will return it to you right away.

Old Uncle: Oh, this photo is more problematic.

Young man (step forward): Huh?

Old Uncle (Stop): Hey, no, no, no!

Old uncle: photo, chubby, thin face, scratches. He is not alone at all.

Young man: Not surprisingly, when you said I was fat ... I was not married.

Old Uncle: Oh! That makes sense! but ...

Old woman: I see. It's a bit like that. Look, thick eyebrows, small eyes, long nose and big mouth.

Young man: It's all ancestral land!

Old Uncle (puzzled): This part is still a bit like the ground. Why doesn't it look like it after it's assembled?

Young man: old man! ! ! ! Didn't our family save this ourselves? There will inevitably be mistakes.

Uncle: I'm sorry, it's not that we don't believe you, nor that you just came to pretend to be me.

Old Uncle: But in order to be responsible for the owner of the wallet.

Uncle: Please recite your ID number for us.

Young man: Do you want me to recite your ID number? !

Old uncle: the name doesn't count, and the photo doesn't look like it. Why do you think we believe this wallet must be yours?

Young man: then ... then I'll get it for you.

Young man: This. 1 10. ..

Uncle: Right, right, right, right.

Young man (holding his breath): 10…

Old woman: Take your time. ..

Young man: 1 10, 10 ...

Old Uncle: 2! !

Old woman: What did you say?

Uncle: I was wrong!

Old Uncle: Then recite it.

Young man: 65438+February 28, 62.

Old woman: It's him, it's him.

Uncle: And the last three digits.

Young man: The last three have to learn, old uncle.

Uncle: We won't talk about this.

Young people: 008

Old woman: It's a little big.

Young people: 006

Old woman: It's a little small.

Old uncle (to the old woman): Is it cutting to pound the paste?

Young man: 007 ... I am the hapless spy.

Old Uncle: The front is finished. Now this wallet needs … ..

Young man: Go back to Zhao safely.

Old woman: I picked up the money by hand.

Young man (pointing to his watch): Old uncle! I can't ask for money, I ...

Old Uncle: Lost and found, the most important thing is to pick money face to face.

Young man: I don't want money either. Give me this wallet.

Uncle: That's impossible. I either give it all to you or hand it all in.

Young man: About 200 yuan.

Old Uncle: You can't be rude, just be honest.

Young man: two hundred, a fifty, two tens and a five.

Old woman: That's right. ..

Uncle: And.

Young man: No.

Uncle: Yes.

Young man: No.

Old Uncle: Yes ...

Young man (taking away wallet): Thank you, uncle.

Old woman (chasing down): Hey …

Old uncle (chasing down): And nickels. ..

Uncle: Not a penny less.