2, brothers like brothers, wives like clothes! I haven't washed clothes for years. Who told me I was loyal and affectionate?
3. On the morning of the 3rd, people made an appointment after dusk. Get up and shout: "ah! It's getting dark again, and I'm going to sleep again! "
4. Am I lazy? Am I easy? Me? I don't even bother to blink when I see a beautiful woman!
5, smelly socks have their own, clothes wife wash! Don't show me how happy you are. It is not that I am too lazy to marry a wife, but that I am waiting for my wife to marry me.
6, lazy people pee more! Lazy people argue! "Boss, you are tired, drink a glass of water first and then scold yourself. Remember to leave a message and pay me. "
7. I seldom talk. No one will doubt me if I don't talk, because I have never brushed my teeth!
8. Don't talk to me about taking a bath! I am a national first-class "no-wash" type!
9. I like black! Black is more attractive, and the most important thing is that it has super hiding ability and is not afraid of dirt!
10, I am a man of noble character, and I am too lazy to pick up money when I see it on the ground. I'm just waiting for someone to put RMB in my pocket! You know, beggars are also a noble profession!
1 1, learn to be lazy! This is the highest state of laziness.