20xx Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Horse
1, I don't think you can make the top three in the doubles.
2, nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.
3, you let people pedal once a day, and you ride a bike.
4. Your education is prenatal education.
5, the same grandson, how can your grandson be such a grandson?
6. Do you live to have sex?
7. The toilet skipped the dung.
It took me a long time to float from there.
9, systemic powder fracture? Then you are scum.
10, your best score in the draft is 5000 to 4900, and people call you elimination lang.
1 1, you can go here, you can go by the table.
12, grind a bitch in ten years.
13, at this time, two meters and three nights are meaningful.
14, I am a premature baby, more than 9 months premature, and my child is not pregnant.
15, I really have no choice but to play it back for you.
16, poking fun at Hua Shao's fast speech: The mouth is rented, are you in a hurry to return it?
17, aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?
18, where are you going, Meng Wa Dad, who imitates "Where is Dad?"
19, let's just say that I have written big books before.
20. Why is it suddenly not cold and a little heartburn?
2 1, let me tell you this, the thief came to my house and left with tears in his eyes.
22. What is dolphin sound? The sound of your hips during the audition.
23, grandson! Sun: A room full of gourds. Do you think grandma is a snake spirit?
24. The face is flat and looks like a manhole cover.
25. Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty? (classic lines)
Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening in the Year of Rooster
Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening in the Year of Rooster
1, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are deafening. Red lanterns are hung on the door, and Spring Festival couplets are posted on the door. Door gods stand on both sides, and troubles don't enter the house. The Spring Festival is festive, and everyone prays for good luck. I wish you a happy new year, a happy life and a successful career!
2. The first dew of the New Year is crystal clear because of your sweetness and warmth, the first dawn of the New Year is quiet because of your health and peace, and the first sunshine of the New Year is warm because of your good luck. I wish you all the best in the new year.
3. There are many blessings when the New Year comes, and information transmission sends happiness. The system is busy and easily blocked. Congratulations in advance, love is sweet and smiling, career and family are happy, life is happy and lucky, and youth is always visible. Happy new year!
4. Happy Spring Festival. On behalf of Fu Lu Shou Cai XiShen, I only wish you a happy New Year: good luck, family reunion and happiness-Wang Fu is prosperous in wealth, mountains and rivers make you live longer, and financial resources are rolling like rivers and seas, surging towards you.
5. They are all talking about you. Why not talk about them? Your handmaid can't do it!
6. New Year, the holiday is over, concentrate on your work and create a good performance for one year; Social activities are gradually decreasing. After the holiday, I will accept my heart, work hard, be busy with my career and make some new achievements. May you work hard after the festival and create your own glory!
7, the chill has not disappeared, the Spring Festival is approaching, the Year of the Rooster is auspicious, and blessings go first. Say "Happy New Year" in advance. May you live a carefree life, have a better career, be surrounded by the god of wealth, spend no money and live a happy life!
8. I am me, a fireworks with different colors.
9. Send it with my heart on the first day of the new year. Short words, long and warm words, are sent to you with the most sincere wishes: all wishes come true and smooth sailing!
10, the Spring Festival is coming, and the telephone messages are bursting. In order not to join in the fun, I greeted you in advance. I wish you enough to eat, sleep soundly, get up early, earn a high salary and have a good fortune in the new year!
1 1, firecrackers greet the spring dawn, surrounded by auspicious Wu Dong; Spring Festival couplets are fragrant with ink, and the word "Fu" falls; Red light is bright, and light songs are more graceful; Beautiful eyebrows, suitable for all ages; Raise your glass, happiness is infinite. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!
12. When you meet, you must say Happy New Year, and 100,000 people will laugh. Old trees are new and old, and new year pictures at temple fairs bear peaches. There is little residual snow on the branches, so it is no trouble to get rid of the old on New Year's Eve. Have fun, have a good rest and set off firecrackers on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year's Eve and auspicious Year of the Rooster!
13, I'm too good to watch.
14, bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year, and celebrate the new year with a new atmosphere; The gongs and drums are loud, jubilant, and happiness and blessings surround you; Brilliant fireworks bloom for you, and good luck follows you; The voice of greetings is sonorous and powerful, and may all your wishes come true; Sincere blessing to you, I wish you happiness every day. Happy spring festival!
15, I clearly ordered a yellow skirt, why did you give me a purple skirt? Can change different colors! Change? Why should I change it if it looks so good! Good looking. Why give bad reviews? I clearly ordered a yellow skirt.
16, be careful not to squeeze out Chinese knots with your tongue.
17, the new year is coming, and the wonderful bell will ring again. Let it knock on your lucky door for 20xx years and bring you health, peace, happiness and good luck for the whole year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!
18, I'm going to celebrate the new year, and when it's over, it's time to eat moon cakes; Ask me at any time if you have any questions, and the result is to kiss me at any time if you have any questions; Can you pay cash on delivery? The result is: will you live long enough to pay?
19, don't go on the road if there is a pit on the road!
20, one yuan goes round and round, Danyang rises to a new day. Say goodbye to old troubles and welcome happy days. Pack your bags and walk around, bid farewell to the neighboring world. Happiness is achieved by breaking through customs and living a rich life. I wish you big money in the new year!
2 1, the Spring Festival is so festive that every household is busy. Clean the house and the outside and give it to the chef happily. Go shopping for new year's goods, eat well and dress well. Welcome the new year with satisfaction, and the sense of happiness is unstoppable. I wish you a happy and auspicious new year!
22. When the New Year came, everyone laughed. The new year begins with a wish. I send text messages, short and friendly. I wish you trouble at the beginning of the new year, smooth work, good health, harmonious family and happiness!
23. Do you want to learn a foreign language for dogs?
24, welcome the auspicious year of the Spring Festival, I wish you deep affection; Good luck, congratulations on getting rich, good luck; Happy family, prosperous career and healthy smile; Pepsi, all the best, dreams come true. Happy New Year to my friends!
25. greet new year's eve with infinite surprises; The lucky stars are shining high, and the house is full; Lu xing entered the door and was promoted; He Chun, the birthday girl, lives longer than Nanshan; XiShen reported good news and good luck; Join hands with the gods to welcome the new year; I wish you a happy and auspicious new year!
26, the IQ of both of us, that is, steamed bread and steamed bread, is just a matter of mentality.
27. The bell of the New Year finally reminds me that my long-saved blessing has finally come out, and my thoughts have spread at this moment, and my greetings have not changed. Happy holidays, I wish you a happy New Year and all the best!
28, I tell you, I tell you.
29. Turn positive? Give it back to my sister, yes, yes. If she turns right, I will become my sister.
30.why are you unhappy? I found out who is prettier than you.
3 1, obviously you can eat by your face, but you can only rely on your talent.
32. Get along well in the morning and evening, share joys and sorrows, stay with you year after year, revel in romantic feelings, and drink the love wine of the Spring Festival together. The sweet taste haunts my heart. It's the Spring Festival, dear. I wish you a happy New Year.
33. The New Year brings a new atmosphere with different blessings. Vientiane is updating, giving you ten new things. I wish you: new people, new scenery, new progress, new things, new wisdom, new things, new wealth, new wealth, new friends and old friends. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!
34. New Year's dreams and plans. Keep troubles and sadness away, abandon sadness and pain, let happiness continue, let health and peace be with you, let good luck continue and be happy every day!
35. When the New Year arrives, Fuxi arrives, and the New Year blows the assembly number; Please god of wealth, please kitchen god, the dream of wealth is burning; Make new year's goods, steam rice cakes, and look forward to the new year step by step; Send text messages, bless friends and wish you a happy new year!
Make a beautiful wish, wish you a happy New Year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the coming year, send you a beautiful gift, and wish you a sweet smile. Happy spring festival!
37. I haven't seen money since I married you. They are all cards.
38. I am kind, and I endure it.
39. Now you give me 50,000? The three of us go in together. Is it the landlord?
40. I'm not talking about you. You really treat yourself like an outsider.
4 1, the new year is coming, adjust your work and rest, pay attention to sleep and prevent colds! Chicken, duck, fish, stir-fry and a reasonable diet are particularly important! Love life, improve quality, everyone is happy, very beautiful! Happy new year!
Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Sheep
1, stewardess, give me a spicy pot with more meat!
I won't be delayed for a while.
3, you are not like a grassroots, like a stupid root.
4. Take a picture, baby!
5, listen to your words, subvert the outlook on life!
6. Can I still be saved?
7. Don't say it's a black car. I have to take an excavator.
8. You are in trouble, you are in trouble.
9. I am on the road to satisfaction.
10, cherish it! Sister, deal with it!
1 1, you are stupid, and you need money to abscond.
12, finally there is a melon face, and it has grown.
13, are you a miniature person or a wretched person?
14, nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.
15, looks like a joke!
16, it's not as convenient as it is with people.
17, who is aunt? Her face is wrinkled and cute.
18, son, your education is prenatal education!
19, it's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water.
20. I can bear it! I earned more than 100 that day.
2 1, you still have a dirty heart and two hands to prepare.
22. I am a good wife and a wife!
23, people are miniature, and the heart is obscene.
24. It's not innocence that beats you, it's no shoes.
25. Dung jumps in the toilet.
26. The face is flat and looks like a manhole cover.
27. Are you used to shortening your face?
28. Do you live to have sex?
29. Only the feet know whether the shoes fit or not.
30. It is not innocence that defeats you.
3 1, little gyro, no wonder I really want to slap you.
32. This woman looks very complicated.
There is no shortage of people who can play table tennis in our country!
Aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?
35. My boyfriend accompanied me to dinner, and I was shy when he fed me.
I don't think you can make it to the top three in the duet.
37. Your flattery skills are innate.
38. I am pinching my chest. You hit your face!
39. Life is static. See how many years the tortoise has lived.
40. There is no sympathy, no comfort, and praise.
4 1, Zeng Ziyue, do you think what you think is what you think?
42. Huh? Oh! Listen to you and subvert your outlook on life.
43, the same grandson, how can you be such a grandson?
44. You have grown up like this, and you have the nerve to compare.
45. They are all Millennium foxes. What serial are you playing?
46. I am premature, nine months premature.
47, gross, open the fucking door. Gross, gross.
48. You step on your bike once a day.
49. It took me a long time to float from there.
50, aunt, do your family know that you are so naughty?
5 1, you can go here, but by the meter.
52. This is a good opportunity for your ancestors to cheat the corpse.
53. Dalton with blue face stole the royal horse, and the red salary was not enough.
54. What a big piece of fresh meat. Didn't you lose weight?
55. Jia Ling: No sympathy, no comfort, and praise. .
If I let you in, I have to go out.
57. This painting enchants me. If you don't hide, I'll be scrapped.
58. Don't make faces! I didn't make a face. You look scary.
59. An old lady of mine has been lying here for a long time. Do you think I am working?
60. This is a good chance for your ancestors to cheat the corpse!
Classic quotations from previous Spring Festival Gala
1, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.
I can't change my house without my wife.
3. Harmonious society pays attention to calmness!
This is not an apple, but mine.
5. Are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?
6. Don't look for your brother, who is in the toilet.
7, ask girls, I see the wolf!
My wife will faint after listening to his words.
Hey, can I cheat you of some money?
10, asking for money and saving face? I want my wife.
1 1, it's a pity that you can do whatever you want when you grow up.
12, how to arrest people and bring their families now?
13, Weibo is WeChat official account.
14. Is this the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or a basin?
15, look at your appearance, it's too arbitrary.
16, flying is not a plane, it is loneliness!
17, who is an outsider? Aunt Li is my wife.
18, fortunately, suffering from mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.
19, eunuchs don't have sons, but you can't live without a father.
20, these two eyes are really saving face, original ecology?
2 1, how can you do the fox thing as a pig farmer?
22. It's still live. I think it's live.
23. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?
24. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.
25. If you want to be handsome, you must have long hair. Li Yong said it.
26. Find a mother-in-law who doesn't want a house.
27. When passing by the cornfield, 78 words were omitted here.
28. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?
29, nonsense, I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to promise?
30. My father is on the list of people who are dissatisfied with the service.
3 1, if you verify a lie with a lie, you can only get a lie.
Lin Chi-ling: I think you are more experienced than me.
33. Do you want a little sunshine in your heart? In a word.
34. Isn't genius two more than my talent?
35. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.
36. You are always Jiang Kun and Jiang Kun. Can you change your name to something else?
37. When two tigers compete, there will be injuries. She is a tigress.
38. You and your wife really match.
39. Save me the words and go to Conghua Fertilizer Plant.
40, my god, four uncles and four grandmothers!
4 1. I don't want to buy a house I can buy it if I want.
42. You are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.
43. Do you have gutter oil in your head?
44. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?
Zhao Benshan: N words are omitted here.
46. There was half a cucumber left in the refrigerator, and four dishes were fried for the children.
47, the third joy! I want to divorce my beloved wife!
48. What does silicon and water produce? Turtle soup.
49. I said, how can a pig farmer do the fox thing?
50. Talking with college students is all knowledge.
5 1, I am a descendant of Lei Feng at most, so you can call me Ren Lei.
52. On one occasion, four landlords went out with two kings.
53, farming together, two people in partnership, except your wife, regardless of you and me.
54. It's not necessarily the cleaner who is holding the broom, but Harry? Porter.
55, the French Open is restored, uncle does not leak, homophonic, very profound.
56. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.
57. Potatoes last forever, but one lasts forever. It's already rotten! .
58. How classic it is now and how thrilling it was before!
59. What's your last name? Your last name is good. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!
60. I wish everyone the money in their pockets is as bulging as my wife's stomach!
Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening Essays
1, disgusting. Open the fucking door for nausea. That's disgusting.
2, the house is not a home, there is love to have a home.
An old lady of mine has been lying here for a long time. You think I am a pickpocket.
4. I grew a slag, and finally I grew a melon face and it grew down.
5. Men have dark eyes and red hearts. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart.
6, this is not temperament, this is airbag, you see this statement has popped up.
7. Hey, there's another one squatting here.
8. You, at first glance, there is someone outside. I, at first glance, was in debt outside.
9. Listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life!
10, the blue-faced Dou Erdun stole the royal horse, and the red-faced salary was insufficient.
1 1. Let's just say that I have written a big book before.
12, I am kind and patient.
13, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.
What is dolphin sound? The sound of your hips during the audition.
15, I drifted there for a long time.
16, why are you unhappy? I found out who is prettier than you.
17, aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?
18, this is a car. I thought someone left their shoes here.
19, my friends and I were shocked.
20. I haven't heard from you for a visa to Thailand for a long time. It was originally written about the state of Qin.
2 1. If the leader likes mahjong, I'll tear down my listening comprehension. If the leader likes Wan Wen, I will wear my great grandfather's relics as a string. The leader likes me.
22. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?
23. Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty?
24, grandson! Sun: A room full of gourds. Do you think grandma is a snake spirit?
25. What's your last name? Your last name is good. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!
26. Going to work every day feels heavier than going to the grave!
27. The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was lovelorn. No one comforted me, no one sympathized with me, and a group of people liked me.
28. Do you want to learn a foreign language for dogs?
29. I am a writer, but I am not Mo Yan. I shut up.
Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.
3 1. You can call me Xiao Hao or Da Jian. Don't be so mean and show my character.
32. You and your wife really match.
Why don't you wear your seat belt? Afraid of strangling your face?
34. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.
Aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?
36, ten years to grind a bitch.
37. What does silicon and water produce? Turtle soup.
38. Where did others fall and get up? Where did you fall? Lie down for a while.
39. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?
40. You can walk here, but you walk beside the watch.
4 1, nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.
42. You fell in love at the age of 25! So what are you doing at the age of 25? I take care of you!
43. Wu Dalang jumps on horseback. You think you are uncle bird.
44. Press 1 for the first marriage, 2 for the second marriage and 3 for the third marriage.
45. You can eat by your face, but you can only rely on your talent.
I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
47. These eyes are really saving face. Are they original?
48. I am heartless. A group of boys swarmed around, wrestling with me.
49. It is better to have a good wife than a good house.
50. The face is flat and looks like a manhole cover.
5 1, why is it suddenly not cold, and it hurts a little.
52, systemic powder fracture? Then you are scum.
53. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Why are you looking for it everywhere? Not much quantity, not to mention quality.
Hey, can I cheat you of some money?
55. A harmonious society pays attention to eggs.
56. You are one inch long and one inch strong, and she is one inch thick and one inch blessed.
57. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
58. Do you have to learn a foreign language to do bigger things for dogs?
59. Do you live to have sex?
60. I wasted a sneaky face.