Current location - Quotes Website - Excellent quotations - Nice screen name and personalized signature.
Nice screen name and personalized signature.
Dream back to Long song through the times. ※ It's just loneliness. ※? who is it?

Miss Xia Mo _ _ _ _. Light painting, your feelings are rendered, Mc buries love.

Your lame excuse.

What kind of injury is this?

Peace break up

Personality signature:

God, the sun is shining on my ass, and I'm still playing Fan Fan there. Get dressed!

& lt& lt's windy and rainy. I'm expecting your call. Born for you, died for you, and waited for you all my life.

Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Money knocks at the ghost door in the middle of the night, money knocks at the ghost door in the middle of the night.

Falling there, climbing there, always falling there, I suspect there is a pit. ..

-c Spongebob can't live without water.

Crayon Xiao Xin cannot do without crayons.

I wish I could reach out and touch your sexy moustache, but I have no courage.

Turn a deaf ear to what is going on outside the window. . Read only picture books. ..

Man is a slave to habit!

If you are stubborn, you can pour him on the wine table, and if your bones are hard, you can hit him with money.

A hair, I am Andy Lau; When you comb your hair, you are an old sow.

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools!

Don't talk to me about feelings-it hurts money.

You are not like me. You don't feel bad or regret it.

If this is love, it's unfair.

* I haven't seen a red light when crossing the street since I bought insurance *

Give me a bottle of mineral water to stop my mouth watering.

Looking back and smiling, I really fell in love with this country-I almost died.

Knowledge can't replace friendship. Even if I become an idiot, I don't want to lose you Spongebob. -Perthar.

My brother is an old Chinese doctor who specializes in boasting.

My shit is too stylish. Oh, just like I did. ※.

I'm busy, really busy. Listen, I have to eat on the phone. I am really busy. So, leave me alone, okay? Mosquito?

Shit life, shit life. Bullshit youth, no one can escape!

Okay, is it hemorrhoids on pig chrysanthemums? ※?

-It's my fault that I'm too young. I didn't see it clearly.

When I'm rich: I want to buy two BMWs, one to clear the way in front, one to defend behind, and I ride a bike in the middle.

I want to bloom myself, even like fireworks,

When the hammer hits the stick, you are a celebrity: the old man with eggs left.

A hammer can only hit the testicles twice in a lifetime.

Oh, my God, you threw away the meat oil again.

-Brother Pang Xin, get eternal life, magic immunity, physical immunity, and beauty. Come here.

Eggs are so expensive now, it's all because of sweeping pornography!

If you have two pairs of underwear, one is dirty and the other is wet. Which one are you wearing? I will choose not to wear underwear!

It's tap water, too. Pretend to be pure!

Your QQ lover's head says you are a flower, why do you grow on cow dung?

You are really stuck, stuck in a state ~ ~

When I meet my brother across the street in the future, I have to ask his brother to type his funny signature accurately for future beatings and robberies:) {} The uncle who sells cigarettes is ready.

Brother, many of them hacked those wild children to death.

Don't call me special. Actually, I look no different from you.

Memories are reserved for those who can forget.

You are the sunshine that I won't mottle.

〆。 Don't laugh at the seaside. Because it will trigger a tsunami.

Not all milk is called Telunsu. I won't call her a pig to everyone.

I just found out now. Some girls' faces are for boys.

I like to watch Uncle McDonald and Grandpa KFC fuck BL in front of me.

//Two generations love riding donkeys, and Avatar rides birds.

People's life seems to be spent in waiting, so there will be such me.

What video are you pulling? You think your TV pushed people out?

When arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

Why are you chasing me? I want urgent syrup ~ ~

My uncle who sells cigarettes told me that smoking is harmful to health.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass. -Quoted from Zhou Libo

I have a little donkey who never rides a horse.

When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

I am confident and happy. If you want to be jealous, don't say so.

The game is not afraid of the masters of the elite, but the elites of the rookie. ......

Fold, fold, fold stars.

Love is like shit, once the water is washed away, it will never look back!

Mom. Does rice grow from rice bags?

You are not the sun. I am not the earth. I don't have to be around you 24 hours a day.

What's to be afraid of? We came into this world, and we don't intend to go back alive!

There is moonlight in front of the window. Is there frost already? . My dad is my dad. Li Gang is Li Gang.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

I saw my reflection in the avalanche, leaving only an unrecognizable outline.

* All kinds of postures, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of surges, all kinds of floats.

I am persistent, and I keep my position, which is why I am stupid.

Chinese smoke, I can only taste lonely.

Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance. -

I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?