I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.
4. I love washing dishes, cooking and cooking. I definitely go into the kitchen.
In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone.
6. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.
7. Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here comes the opportunity.
8. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.
9. Hongtaro decided not to have children because you want to like me alone.
10, love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.
1 1, Columbus: In the field of love, I discovered a new continent!
12, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.
13, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!
14. Marriage is a besieged city, and people outside the city want to go in because people in the city are fun.
15, the blind date man looks at the face and the blind date woman looks at the house. Success depends on both mothers.
16, men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.
17, let's break up, don't want to be your girlfriend, want to be your bride.
18, give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!
19, before marriage, there is nothing to talk about; Don't say anything after marriage.
20, just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't play with it, your heart will be dark for a while.
2 1, a big shot, will be "blessed to ascend the throne"; A good man can be a cow or a horse.
22. If you look at a product for more than 5 seconds, I will buy it immediately!
23. You clean the house for me and I clean the world for you!
Okay! Don't just care about your lover and not your home. Take time to go home and see your parents.
25, the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, and the young lady is too expensive.
You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
27. When you are in love, love words are endless; After marriage, I lied again and again.
I can't afford to lose the bet on love, so I have to take mistress as a bargaining chip.
29. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others.
30. It is better to make money, and it is better to earn much more than me. By the way, it's easier without me
3 1, under normal circumstances, I miss you, in two cases, I am suffering!
32. Only a liar is sincere in the world: because he really cheated you!
33. Professor of Zoology: Kissing is the exchange of saliva bacteria between men and women.
Go back to cook first, and I'll go back later.
35. Sorry, I can't see what you want.
36, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.
37. When it comes to feelings, I have a headache, spend money lavishly and waste my life.
38. It's actually quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.
39. Men should be like black-and-white TV, not good-looking, but with content.
40. When you speak ill of me, can you: Don't embellish it and think it's cooking!
4 1, good woman, bad man's appetite; Bad women keep men's appetite.
42. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!
43. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.
44. They all say that I have no cure and have never seen you.
45, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.
46. Kotaro dominated the details of life everywhere and almost didn't kill Big Wolf.
47, little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with grandpa.
48. The emperor claimed to be a widow, and all three thousand beauties in the harem were called widows.
49. All is well for the rich, and all is well for lovers.
50. Even if you are not handsome, you are still the prince in my mind!
5 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap now, come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
52. People say that we are a couple. Do you admit it?
Don't expect me to turn back, because my brother twisted his neck.
54. I like you so much that you will die.
Last night, I asked a donkey to tell you that I love you.
A long time ago, there was a man who didn't love me, and then he died.
57. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.
58. The so-called love is to waste feelings after love.
59. Love is like a man cooking, either forgetting to put salt or putting salt several times.
60. I am not a good thing, but I will try to make a good thing!
6 1, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!
62. I'm sorry for your face if you don't marry me when you grow up like this.
63. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky and becomes the Sahara.
64. Don't marry anyone else in your next life. I'll make a reservation first
65. Don't look back. I only love your back.
66. Before marriage, the man whispered to her; After the marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.
67. Before marriage, men are like messengers; After marriage, men are like commanders.
68. When my hair is gray and my teeth are gone, can I watch the sunset hand in hand with you?
69. You love dressing up, but my taste in beauty is second to none.
70, boss, call two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dog.
7 1, no one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!
72. Watch you eat ice cream and kiss you when you touch your mouth.
73. Every day is really getting more and more charming, but in short, it has drunk my heart!
74. I regret falling in love for four years in college, and I regret not falling in love for a lifetime in college!
75. Hold your hand and I will walk slowly with you. Looking back on the Millennium, you still hold my hand.
In fact, what do you think, after 50 years, how about watching the stars together?
77. You said that no matter how busy you are, you will eventually be separated, so I have been with you all my life.
78. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your heart.
79. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.
80. I love you so much and miss you so much that it's boring to disappear for a day.
8 1, male or female, not tired from work. Do you know what this is?
82. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.
Although I am timid by nature, my dear, when I see you, I will be jealous.
84. Men call Sister Furong hypocritical, while women call Sister Furong jealous.
85. Before marriage, get closer; Get out of the way after marriage.
86, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.
87. After eating the whole bucket, we will be a family.
88. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
89. Most men before marriage are humorous. Married men are mostly reticent.
90. Brothers are like brothers, and husband and wife are like clothes! Hands and feet can be broken, clothes can't be changed.
9 1. The only difference between women and terrorists is that terrorists can negotiate.
92. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
93. Hong Tailang's yelling and punching behavior hurt Grey Wolf's self-esteem.
202 1 Ren Lei's love quotations
1. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.
2. As the old saying goes, now you can stop eating your condom and play with others.
3. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!
Although I am timid by nature, dear, I will be jealous when I see you.
5, no matter how busy you say, you will eventually be separated, so I will be with you for a lifetime.
6. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.
7. Before marriage, there is nothing to talk about; Don't say anything after marriage.
8. A wife is tasteless, a lover is too tired, and a young lady is too expensive.
9. The so-called love is to waste feelings after love.
10, don't expect me to turn back because my neck is twisted.
1 1. Most men before marriage are humorous. Married men are mostly reticent.
12, give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!
13, I can't afford to lose the bet on love, so I have to take mistress as a chip.
14, I like you so much that you will die.
15, just like the screen of a mobile phone. If you don't fiddle with it, your heart will soon darken.
16, I really want to know: whose name will I shout when I am drunk?
17, the blind date man looks at the face and the blind date woman looks at the house. Success depends on both mothers.
18, don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.
19, I miss you under normal circumstances and suffer under two circumstances!
20. Actually, what do you think, fifty years later, how about watching the stars together?
2 1, she is a widow, and I can't let her be a grass widow.
22. Hongtaro decided not to have children because you want to like me alone.
23. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.
Okay! Don't just care about your lover and not your home. Take time to go home and see your parents.
25. You love dressing up, but my taste in beauty is second to none.
26. Others say that we are lovers. Do you admit it?
27. It is better to make money, and it is better to earn a lot more than me. By the way, it's easier without me
28. I regret falling in love for four years in college, and I regret not falling in love for a lifetime in college!
29, let's break up, don't want to be your girlfriend, want to be your bride.
30. I love washing clothes and dishes and cooking. I will definitely go to the kitchen.
3 1. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your heart.
32. If you look at a product for more than 5 seconds, I will buy it immediately!
I hear it's cheap to get married now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!
34. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky and becomes the Sahara.
35. I love you so much and miss you so much that it's boring not to see you for a day.
A long time ago, there was a man who didn't love me, and then he died.
37. Men call Sister Furong hypocritical, while women call Sister Furong jealous.
38, little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with grandpa.
39, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.
40, men should be like black and white TV, not good-looking, but content.
4 1, before marriage, closer; Get out of the way after marriage.
42. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!
43. It's actually quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.
44, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!
Last night, I asked a donkey to tell you that I love you.
46. The only difference between women and terrorists is that terrorists can negotiate.
You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
48, boss, call two pounds of love, take it home to feed the dog.
49, men and women match, work is not tired. Do you know what this is?
50. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.
5 1, Hong Tailang's yelling and punching behavior hurt the pride of Big Wolf.
52, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.
53. When you speak ill of me, can you: Don't embellish it and think it's cooking!
54. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.
55. For the rich, everything is fine with a happy ending, and for lovers, everything is fine.
56. Even if you are not handsome, you are still the prince in my mind!
57. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.
58. After eating the whole bucket, we will be a family.
59. I'm sorry for your face if you don't marry me when you grow up like this.
60. Even a thousand words are not enough to express that I love you.
6 1, don't look back, I only love your back.
62. When you are in love, love words are endless; After marriage, I lied again and again.
63. Kotaro was so dominant in the details of life that he almost didn't kill Big Wolf.
64. Love is like a man cooking, either forgetting to put salt or putting salt several times.
65. Professor of Zoology: Kissing is the exchange of saliva bacteria between men and women.
66. Sorry, I can't see what you want.
67. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
68. I am not a good thing, but I will try to make a good thing!
69. Great people will "call the king a blessing"; A good man can be a cow or a horse.
70. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are with.
7 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
72. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!
73. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.
74. Watch you eat ice cream and kiss you when you touch your mouth.
75. Men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.
76. Before marriage, the man whispered to her; After the marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.
77. Before marriage, men are like messengers; After marriage, men are like commanders.
78. Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.
79. Marriage is a besieged city, and people outside the city want to go in because people in the city are funny.
80. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
8 1, in the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone.
82. Only a liar is sincere in the world: because he really cheated you!
83. Columbus: In the field of love, I discovered a new continent!
20 19 quotations from Ren Lei
20 19 Ren Lei offer 1. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
2, the head shape is not hard, and the love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.
If I can't get married one day, please bury me in if you are the one.
Turn on the flashlight to play computer when there is no electricity.
The thought of not eating any food is disgusting!
6, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.
7. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.
8. Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.
9. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again.
10, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become your last words.
1 1. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is by no means a good driver.
12. Push yourself and others.
13, I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
14, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
15, I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.
16, the old man is not singing a song, he is lonely.
17, I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.
18, once I was in the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
19, life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.
20. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.
2 1, gender: male, hobby: female.
22. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
23. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.
24. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
25, low-key is a high-profile man show, and high-profile is a precursor to being flattened.
26, white horse, where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?
27. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the wine and say to the sky, fuck you, I am so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself!
28, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!
29. You are the national football team! Your father is on the national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!
Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.
3 1. In ancient times, we didn't text, chat online, cross the ocean or get stuck in traffic. If I miss you, I will walk five miles over two mountains to hold your hand.
32. When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die laughing.
33. People who like flattery eventually ride horses.
34. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!
35. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
37. I live in a humble abode and live a timid and angry life.
If you want him to forget you from now on, you should see him as usual. And if you want him to never forget you, then meet him with a subversive face.
39. Send you a bunch of roses this year and find a beautiful bride; Send you a bunch of lilies and give birth to a fat doll next year; Send you a bunch of violets, and your wife will take care of your family. Send another bouquet of hibiscus flowers, which my mother-in-law likes to return.
40. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.
4 1, my family was poor when I was a child. I can't afford a bike, so I have to take a taxi to school every day.
42. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
43. Every time QQ coughs, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner.
44. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.
45. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
46. If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.
47. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!
If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
49. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
50. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
5 1, the cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back for you. Do not believe, wait and see.
52. What do you have? It makes me happy to say it.
53. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
54. Constantly missing is easy to disappoint and unfamiliar.
55. Looking back suddenly, there is no one to chat with.
56, as long as you dare to die, I dare to bury!
57. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.
As a typical failure, you really succeeded!
59. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
60. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
6 1, I am destined to be a widow in my life.
62. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!
Don't shake your head. It's all water It crashed.
64. Take the self-study exam at night and take out your mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I lit it up.
65. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!
66. True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
67. How did you grow up like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?
68. Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? I like your sense of humor.
69. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
70. Love is a very strong word. Its upper part is taken from the changing state, and its lower part is taken from the changing state.
7 1. It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
72. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
73. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.
74. My son must be as clever as me. He will learn it as soon as he learns it, and it will soon pass. As soon as he gets well, he forgets it as soon as he gets well.
75. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.
76. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
77. When you smile, the wolf hanged himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.
78. When I arrived at a temple, I learned that the monk said, "Donate some money, just 3,500 yuan." . Answer: I really don't have that much money with me. Maybe next time. The monk replied: you can swipe your card.
79. You are Korean, and your whole family is Korean!
80. Baotu Spring is full of Baotu Spring, and Sanquan is as thick as a pot of boiling water and gurgles.
8 1, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I'm HELLOKITTY!
82. If the telephone bill is overdrawn by 900,000 yuan, it will be sentenced to life, and if the person is killed, it will be sentenced to 3 years; ATM malicious withdrawal 1.7 million yuan was sentenced to life, and corruption of tens of millions was sentenced to 1 year.
83. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
85. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.
20 19 Ren Lei's signature.
20xx Ren Lei's Personality Signature
1, how can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?
2, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear lovers' clothes.
5, high school beauty is very pure, poor leg hair.
6. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! You don't have to go out and scare people.
7. Know that you know what a pit is, not that there are pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.
8. Little me, I see through everything with worldly eyes.
9. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
10, you have your hope and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hope for my persistence.
1 1. I can spoil you or change you.
12, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.
13, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.
14, life is like a dream, I always suffer from insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.
15 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.
16, when my brain doesn't understand, I always look for the donkey.
17, sorry to make you laugh.
18, sugar is tempting me, not that I want to eat it.
19, I'm curious, why did you crush an ant and it didn't bleed?
20. I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.
2 1, I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.
22. Baidu can't even search 360 degrees. You are really a cheeky person.
23. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.
24. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.
25. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, but you have to let me wash it for you. Are you ashamed?
26. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.
Good people just don't have time to do bad things
28, local tyrants, local tyrants, don't abandon me, are we still friends?
29. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.
30. Listen, I'm not fat, I should be sexy.
3 1, thank you for coming to this world to hurt the whole life and friends with me.
No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.
33. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for them.
I didn't forget everything in the past, just threw them into the trash can.
35. When you make a mistake, isn't it human? Why all the fuss?
36. What a world! Elder sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.
37. When necessary, it is enough to take it out.
38. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.
39. You are really boring, so I gave you a few more looks and praised that I like you.
40. I can afford it. This is my boast.
4 1, because of this world, women have men's hearts.
When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I have nothing in common with you.
I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.
44. Friend, if you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?
45. You are so dirty that I don't want to look straight.
You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?
Since you chose to give up this love, I will watch you go with my own eyes.
48. Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.
49. My mother once told me that the early worm is eaten by birds.
What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.