1. Bad painters always appreciate each other's works.
There can be no friendship between men and women, only love and hate.
Conscience and cowardice are actually the same thing.
Damn it, sir, getting married is your responsibility. You can't be happy forever.
5. Don't give advice to women; Never give a woman anything that she cannot wear at night.
6. Education is a respectable thing, but always remember that there is nothing worth knowing to teach.
7. Experience is the name a person gives to his mistakes.
Fashion is so ugly that we have to change the style every six months.
9. If a man insists on treating her as a completely normal person, how can a woman expect happiness from him?
A woman is satisfied as long as she looks ten years younger than her own daughter.
1 1. A cynic knows the price of everything, but he doesn't know their value.
12, the dreamer can only find his own way in the moonlight, and his punishment is to be the first to see the dawn.
13, lack of sincerity is dangerous, and being too sincere is absolutely fatal.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
15. A poet can tolerate anything except typographical errors.
16, all women will become like their mothers, which is a tragedy for women. But no man has become like their father, which is a tragedy for men.
17, always forgive your enemies. Nothing bothers them more than this.
18, the United States is the only society that has gone directly from barbarism to decadence without going through the stage of civilization.
19, to avoid arguments, arguments are always vulgar and often convincing.
I'm not young enough to know everything.
2 1, I'm so smart that sometimes I don't even know what I'm talking about.
22. I can resist anything but temptation.
23, I have a major discovery-if enough alcohol is consumed, it will have all kinds of intoxicating effects.
24. I like talking to the wall. Is the only one in the world who won't contradict me.
25. I like acting. Acting is more real than life.
26. I often exercise. Just yesterday, I had breakfast in bed.
27. I think God overestimated his ability when he created human beings.
28. I checked one of my poems all morning, and I removed a comma. I added it again this afternoon.
Ignorance is like a delicate flower: touch it and it will disappear.
There are only two tragedies in the world. One is that a person can't get what he wants, and the other is that he gets it.
3 1, this is a very sad thing-there is almost no useless information now.
32. Beauty is better than goodness and goodness is better than ugliness.
33. All major human problems have one thing in common: there is no way to solve them without humor and madness.
34. The debater loses only wisdom.
35. Difficulties from the enemy are tolerable, but success from friends is intolerable.
36. Life is a stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, while love is two stupid things chasing each other.
37. Just like my dear St. Ji Fang, I was married to poverty, but my marriage was not successful.
38. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over reason, and remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
39. Music makes people feel romantic, or at least uncomfortable. Now the two are the same thing.
40. No woman should be very accurate about her age. This seems a bit calculating.
4 1, one should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she said all this, what would she say?
Please don't shoot the pianist, he tried his best.
43. Science is the record of a dead religion.
Please give my regards to the chef in this restaurant. This is the worst sandwich in the world. Besides, I ordered a watercress sandwich, not a vegetable field in bread.
45. Optimism is based entirely on fear.
46. The book of life begins with a man and a woman in the garden ... and ends with revelation.
47. The difference between newspapers and literature is that newspapers cannot be read, while literature cannot be read.
48. The only difference between a saint and a sinner is that every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
49. What you can do with advice is to give it to others. Advice is never for yourself.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.
The performance was quite successful, but the audience was a disaster.
52. The public is extremely tolerant. They can tolerate everything except genius.
There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is that no one talks about you.
54 or 35 years old is a very attractive age; London's social circle is full of women who have remained thirty-five for many years, and they are free to choose.
55. Suspense is terrible. I hope it will last forever.
56. Time is a waste of money.
57. Losing parents can be regarded as a misfortune; Losing parents seems to be an oversight.
58. To love yourself is to start a lifelong romance.
59. A true friend is one who sticks a knife to his face.
When the good people in America died, they went to Paris. When the bad guys in America die, they go to America.
6 1. All bad poems come from true feelings.
When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it's true.
When God wanted to punish us, they answered our prayers.
Whenever people agree with me, I always hope that I must be wrong.
65. Praise will never disarm women, but it can disarm men. This is the gender difference.
66. Women's life in the world is much better than men's. They have too many taboos.
67. Women love men because of their shortcomings; If men have enough shortcomings, women can forgive them everything, even their cleverness.
68. Women represent the triumph of material over reason, just as men represent the triumph of reason over morality.
69. Young people want to have faith, but they don't; Old people don't want to have faith, but they can't.