To make friends, you need to make friends who can still call each other nicknames even when they become old men.

There is a fine line between perseverance and persistence.

Guys who make a good first impression are not necessarily good people.

If you think about it carefully, life only feels long after you become an uncle.

The so-called father and son even hate the same things.

Why is the sea so salty? Not because you city dwellers urinate while swimming.

The so-called marriage is to continue the mistake for a lifetime.

Hot pot is the epitome of life.

Those little things that don’t matter are hard to forget.

Life goes by like a conveyor belt.

People with evil intentions are often eloquent.

Having a baby requires a plan.

Stress is the cause of baldness, so please be careful not to stress too much, but it is easy to accumulate stress, so in the final analysis there is nothing we can do.

Life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi.

Don’t complain at work at home.

Today’s enemies will still be enemies tomorrow.

Six cobblers are worth two Zhuge Liang.

People who usually wear glasses feel as if something is missing once they take off their glasses. It feels like some parts are missing.

A woman’s smile is the best makeup.

It is common to get excited while counting sheep but end up falling asleep.

The woman who said which was more important, me or work, was thrown over her shoulder.

It happened twice and three times.

The more delicious the food, the more terrifying it will be when eaten.

Instead of looking at the shortcomings of others, it is better to be a person who is good at discovering the strengths of others.

Life and games are full of bugs.

Rules are there to be broken.

There is only a thin line between strengths and weaknesses.

Life is an exam.

Cleaning the toilet is cleaning the soul.

The time before the summer vacation begins is the most enjoyable.

Even if you bend your back, you must move forward straight.

There is always one or two things that smell like horse manure mixed in a pack of cigarettes.

Excessive demands are a threat.

There are also things that words cannot convey.

There are also things that cannot be understood without meeting each other.

There will be things you don’t understand when you meet.

99 men who are confident in confession do not exist.

Don’t put your wallet in your hip pocket.

Be careful of people holding umbrellas on sunny days.

It is dangerous to interfere in a fight.

Life is a series of multiple-choice questions.

Those who walk on four legs are animals; those who walk on two legs are men.

Can’t believe pillow talk.

All adults are teachers of children.

As long as the ending is good, everything is perfect.

The barber is cutting your hair and talking to you about the most irrelevant topics in the world.

Children who can sleep grow stronger.

The opposite is the opposite.

It takes a subtle amount of courage to walk into a roadside stall.

The place where men gather will definitely become a battlefield.

As long as one orange rots, the whole box of oranges will rot without you noticing.

In the eyes of foreigners, we are foreigners.

One is not as good as two, and one is not as good as two.

You don’t know how precious you are until you lose it, so people cannot rule out the possibility of baldness.