Ode to Joy

1. There is always a banquet in the world, and no one can spend a lifetime with you except yourself.

2. A good friend is like a hot spring. If you lie in it stiffly, every nerve will slowly wake up with happiness.

3. If one person ignores you, it may be the other person’s problem. But if everyone ignores you, you have to find the problem within yourself. Don’t just consider the problem from your own perspective. No matter how bad your mood is, you must learn to exercise restraint. Don't hurt those who care about you easily. It's not easy for anyone, and no one has the obligation to be sad with you.

4. Sure enough, this world is all about appearance, and ugly women run into obstacles everywhere.

5. Two women of similar age are in front of you. One is a vixen-like beauty with a lot of wealth and a generous dowry, and she is a returnee from overseas. The other one is an out-of-town woman with no household registration. She has nothing and looks average. You are a man, which one would you choose?

6. She is as skinny as a human being. No matter how many layers of sponge she puts on her breasts, she may not have breasts.

7. If one person ignores you, it may be the other person’s problem. If a group of people ignores you, you have to find the reason within yourself. Think about the problem from the other person's perspective. No one has the obligation to take care of you!

8. We live on the same floor, and they drive luxury cars, but we are so crowded that we can fit into the subway.

9. The workplace is like a river and lake. There are rules in the rivers and lakes, and there are principles in the workplace. If you don’t understand the rules, you will only be eliminated. Sometimes youth is not an advantage.

10. I am thirty years old and I don’t have any savings.

11. We long to be as successful as Andy, but we may not be able to work as hard as Xiaoqu; we hope to live as casually as Xiaoqu, but often we can only be as restrained as Guan Guan; we want to We want to have the temperament of a lady like Guan Guan, but when things happen, we can only be like little earthworms who are hot-headed and ignore it; we wish that we can be as simple and direct as little earthworms, but we often think too much like Sister Fan; we I want to learn from Sister Fan's understanding, but it always seems more like Andy's inability to interact with others.

12. It is better to strike first or strike later. The most important thing is to understand what you want and where the bottom line is.

13. If a boy is sincere, the invitation text message should be sent in advance at the appropriate time. To give you a time to think and be reserved, how can you choose to stay late at night. If a boy is not handsome and sends such a text message, will you think it is sexual harassment? If so, then please treat everyone equally. No matter how handsome a boy is, sending such text messages is all sexual harassment.

14. Always compete with people who like you, and don’t fight with fools.

15. In this world, no one’s butt is clean, and there are more or less handles. No one is pure. The most annoying thing for all people in the world is people who don’t understand the rules. Qiu, you are the one who doesn't understand the rules. You don't understand the rules so much, so you beat the master to death with a stick, which is what your manager is least happy to see.

16. Even if love is reflected in the spirit, it is always reflected in roses.

17. If you work for life, how can you give up life for work?

18. Is he still a potential stock? I'm almost 40 years old and there are still potential stocks. It's hidden too deeply. If it continues at this rate, it's probably still lurking in the 50s and 60s. Whoever buys it and holds it tight will definitely become a shareholder.

19. A playful person is a playful person, and a character is a character. A good girl must be able to take things and put them down. She treats men like clothes, while scumbag men are just street vendors.

20. For those of us girls from other places, work is our only reliance, and we must not take risks on unpromising men.

21. Love between men and women is like a game between two armies. If you invest too much, you will be easily injured. Be more conservative and keep the initiative in your own hands.

22. Two women of similar age are in front of you, one is as beautiful as a vixen, and has a rich dowry and is a returnee from overseas, the other is a city dweller, very practical.

23. The first rule of Jianghu is that everyone has an excuse, and Jianghu people hate people who don’t understand the rules the most.

24. My monthly salary is very small, which cannot allow me to survive in a place like Shanghai.

25. All banquets in the world come to an end. Remember, no one can stay with you forever except yourself.

26. All endings are determined the moment you meet the person you fall in love with. You cannot grasp everything. Do you want to use any means? Yes, those are all side details and have no bearing on the grand purpose.

27. Best friends can share everything without reservation, only men cannot share.

28. You don’t need to know who I am, you only need to know that I am the owner of 2201.

29. Instead of standing on the highest moral point and criticizing others, it is better to demand yourself first! The other party is guilty, how can you be innocent! No one is perfect, we can have different opinions in our hearts, but we have no right to throw stones at others!

30. All banquets in the world come to an end. Remember, no one can stay with you forever except yourself.

31. The second rule of the world is that people with dirty butts hate the people around them who cannot keep their mouth shut.

32. You can get married in a rented house, give birth to children without household registration, and cannot afford a nanny. Either your husband will quarrel with your mother or you will go to war with your mother-in-law all day long. Life is fast and furious, and in the end you have to turn into a yellow-faced woman.

33. Life is like this, no matter how difficult it is, you have to grit your teeth and get through it.

34. Spring is here, and it’s the mating season of animals. -- "Ode to Joy"

35. What is the use of a handsome man? Can he be eaten as a vegetable or a meal, or can he go out to make money? This can also deceive you little girls. If you really get married, it is basically equivalent to committing suicide. Classic quotations from the Ode to Joy Xiao Xiao

1. Love comes so quickly and goes so quickly. Only pork rolls are eternal. Never give up making money just for a chance to meet a handsome guy

2. If someone slaps me on the left cheek, I will slap the right cheek as well. That is something only a fool would do.

3. Always compete with your peers and never argue with fools.

4. Every time you fall in love, you have to assume that it will last forever. If you don’t get married, it will be considered a failure. Isn’t it tiring? When you fall in love, you just have the right eye. Instead of thinking about things there, why not come forward and give him a kiss and a hug? Only then will you know the truest feelings in your heart. The more you think about it, the more wrong you become. If you like it, don't hesitate. Falling in love is just falling in love. There are so many restrictions.

5. That’s because I know what I want and what I don’t want, what I can afford and what I can’t afford, what I can afford and what I can let go.

6. What’s the matter? Does it have anything to do with me whether he has a girlfriend or not?

7. Men, you are a little bad guy who hides and shows himself when you are in love. After marriage, It will definitely turn into a big bad thing; the advantages that are displayed like treasures when you are in love will definitely shrink after getting married.

8. What do people rely on to survive in the world? It is loyalty.

9. What does limitation mean? It means that the woodcutter thinks the emperor carries the golden pole

10. If he commits a crime, I am happy, but do you care?

11. My dad always said that you should always compete with your peers and don’t argue with fools.

12. Let me tell you the trick that my dad has been talking about all his life, which is most useful to you. The true lesson of life is that you are the most tired. For example, you (Guan Ju'er) are a serious person, and the people around you are the most tiring. For example, Sister Fan is not serious in life, but as long as she has real abilities, people will say she has a true temperament. For example, Andy

13. My small company cannot afford to support idle people. If you do a good job, you will be a Bodhisattva. I promise to provide you with good food and drink. If you do a bad job, you will be a bodhisattva every day. If you work overtime until ten o'clock at night, I will fire you too.

14. What is a goblin? Goblins just don't take the usual path.

15. To deal with the kind of person who bullies the weak and fears the strong, you must impress him! "Ode to Joy" by Fan Shengmei

1. Xiaomei met a male classmate from college. Qiu Yingying asked if he could come and sit with her. Xiaomei refused:

"Anything is possible between besties. No reservations, only men are not allowed to share.

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2. Little Earthworm decided to move and live with her boyfriend. Guan Guan was very reluctant to let go. She said that when she graduated from college, her roommates all burst into tears. Maybe people's hearts have become weak as they grow up. Fan Xiaomei: < /p>

“Every banquet in the world will come to an end, and no one can stay with you forever except yourself. "

3. Fan Shengmei taught Guan Ju'er a lesson:

"For girls like us from other places, work is our only reliance. We must not take risks with men who have no future." "

4. Qiu Yingying received an invitation text message from Manager Bai in the middle of the night. Guan Juer, who was in her early 20s, looked envious and thought that the two of them were lovers. But Xiaomei revealed the secret:

"If you are sincere, the invitation text message should be sent out at the appropriate time in advance to give the girl time to think and be reserved. Why would you choose to be late at night?

Secondly, if an unattractive manager Bai sends such a text message, would you think it is a kind of sexual harassment?

Then please treat everyone equally. No matter how handsome Manager Bai sends this kind of text message, it is all sexual harassment. ”

5. Handsome, really handsome, a big man of about 1.8 meters, with legs from the waist down... What is his use? Can he be eaten as a vegetable or a meal, or can he go out? To make money? This can also deceive you little girls. If you really get married, it is basically equivalent to committing suicide.