I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian
Teacher Zeng’s motto
The attendance rate is extremely high!
Teacher Zeng rushes to introduce himself whenever he has the opportunity.
Later, it was revealed that actor Chen He was divorced
Netizens called him a slap in the face.
So shy
I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda
Chen Meijia’s signature skill.
Strong attack power, attack with saliva!
Used often on Lu Ziqiao!
Neither humans nor dogs are spared
Tathagata Divine Palm
Lu Ziqiao lost to Meijia in a bet
So she must not fight back Talking back
Accepting the punishment of Tathagata’s palms in the world
One *** has 10 palms, but I haven’t used them all yet.
Zi Qiao Chapter
Looking at the overall situation, the romantic Lu Zi Qiaojun
can be said to have the most golden quotes!
Do I have any idols——
If a man wants to have good kidneys, he must have kidney treasures
Yoyoyo
A bottle of refreshing Brain, two bottles will never fatigue you, three bottles will refresh you
Where can I buy it?
If there is an afterlife, I would be willing to lower my IQ by one-third in exchange for an indestructible one. kidney!
Variety Joe
I insist on drinking and sleeping for four hours every day and never date the same girl. It’s very regular!
Hope to get married eventually
Is all shit in your mind? All I have in my mind is you
A classic among classics!
Zeng Xiaoxian accidentally said his true feelings!
I was still very excited at the time!
Sweet
Lisa, brush your tea, Lisa, drink your teeth
Xiaoxian’s habitual slip of the tongue
It is easy to make mistakes when you are nervous .
Feeling sorry for Xiaoxian
I want to commit seppuku
The magical mantra from Guan Gu
The magical mantra from Guan Gu, every season Know how many times to repeat.
Some people tried to stop it at first, but later everyone just stood aside and looked on.
(Yeah, it can’t be cut out anyway)
Too many to count
Hu Yifei’s chapter
The domineering sister Yifei There are many shocking remarks,
Full of deterrence! Let people respect her
Did your mother throw away the person and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
Yifei never curses people with dirty words——
Domineering side leakage
A flick of the bullet!
Hu Yifei’s ultimate skill, no one will be dissatisfied with this move.
Can be triggered manually or passively
Generally used to deal with Teacher Zeng.
No blind spots
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I found that you not only insulted the word handsome, but also insulted the word wretched
This sentence The words are so hurtful——
So beautiful
Real or fake...
Fire-proof, theft-proof, Ziqiao, moisture-proof, sun-proof and Meijia-proof
< p> Meijia speaks from experience, but unfortunately she can’t stop Ziqiao’s offensive.The second half of the sentence was added by Guanggu after he was tricked by Meijia.
I feel like both monsters Ziqiao and Meijia are cheats.
Plastic Surgery Controversy
My aunt wants to ask you something,
What would you do if a girl told you that she was pregnant
< p> Who is it? Fat or thin, tall or short, long hair or short hair.Is it true that I don’t have plastic surgery?
There is no rehearsal in my life. It is broadcast live every day
Domineering classic lines from Baqi Yifei
What a philosophical statement!
About Azhi
The finale is about Azhi and A-Lin
It took me hundreds of times to understand it!
Can you sort out various relationships?
My friend fell in love with his colleague A Zhi, but she didn’t tell him. She told another colleague A Hao, and A Hao promised her not to tell others, but her colleague A De told She, Ah Hao, secretly told another colleague of his, Ar Lin, who was very familiar with Ah Zhi’s former girlfriend, Alan. She was afraid that Al Lin would tell Alan, and then Alan would tell Azhi, which would make her feel very embarrassed. Fortunately, Alan and Ade are in a relationship now, so she went to find Ade to solve the problem. Ade told her that Alan had broken up with him and she was now on good terms with Alin, and asked her to go to Alin. But A Lin told her that Ah Hao actually didn't say anything to him at all. Now that she was dizzy, who should she believe?
What are you talking about?
About Alin
Alin really didn’t hear anything from Ahao,
He didn’t lie. In view of the relationship between Alin and Ade,
After all, he would have some estrangement because of Alan, so since Ade told him that Ahao told Alin, maybe he said that on purpose. , he wants to put the blame for Sanba’s reputation on A-Lin. In fact, A-De has already told A-Zhi. In this case, I advise your friend to take the initiative to express his feelings to A-Zhi before A-De and A-Zhi say too much. Got it?
Good match
One more thing, this Alan actually had a relationship with Adelaide, Azhi and Alin.
She is obviously a jianren, I advise you Friends, it’s better to stay away from her, be careful of making careless friends
There were four and a half men in the car.
Why is there an extra half...
Yifei counts as two, Zhanbo counts as half, and Teacher Zeng counts as one
That's what you said! ! !
Finally! I heard that "Love Apartment 5" is going to start filming in 2017
Are you all ready?
Let’s all get high!
Without the exhibition...