Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.
2. Teacher: Now in the' first aid' class, someone is injured. What should I do first?
Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.
Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you work so hard?
Sister: It's all because of you.
Xiao Xin: Me?
Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
4. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.
Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now
Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
5. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.
Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?
Sister: Anyway, you totally push.
6. Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, but you only got 50 points.
Xiao Xin: I did as you said.
Mom: What did I say?
Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
7. Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers.
Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.
Mom: Why?
Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.
8. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.
Xiao Xin: No.
Teacher: Why?
Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.
9. Sister: Brother, what should we do if there are bad teenagers blackmailing us?
Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.
Sister: Can you beat them?
Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.
10, Xiao Xin: Mom, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?
Mom: that's right
Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.
1 1. Mom: Swimming is really good.
Xiao Xin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.
Mom: You mean like a mermaid?
Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
12, Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at the photos of xx! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from?
Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.
13, Mom: My parents have something to do tonight and will be back very late.
Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired!
Mom: Why?
Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
Xiao Xin: My face hurts!
Mom: Let me see.
Xiao Xin: Do you really want to see it?
Xiao Xin cocked her PP and said, Let me show you my other face.
15, Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her.
Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan!
Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?
Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!
Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence.
Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.
Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?
Xiao Xin: No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma.
Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now, let's test that you use an idiom to describe your teacher as happy.
Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.
18, Dad: Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it?
Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell myself to bury my father.
19, Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you want to think about your parents when you do such a thing? "
Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "
20. Mom: Xiao Xin, have you found 10 times the money this semester?
Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.
Mom: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?
Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.
Mom: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.
Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.
Mom: Then what are you doing?
Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.
22. Xiao Xin: "Mei was dumbfounded. I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time."
Mei was shocked: "Why did you call twice in a row?"
Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up when I fell?"
23. Teacher: Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently.
Xiao Xin: It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign.
Teacher: What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework?
Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.
24. Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.
Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!
Kitten: Who are your parents?
Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.
25. Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?
Xiao Xin: I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money.
26. Teacher: Xiao Xin, I haven't been to the toilet for several days.
Xiao Xin: Don't ask us men such things.
Mom: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English. I hope you won't lose at the starting point.
Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting point.
Mom: What did you lose?
Xiao Xin: Heredity.
Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.
Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.
Mom: Is it my fault?
Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?
29. Teacher Ji Yong: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? "
Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."
30. Teacher Ji Yong: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?"
Xiao Xin: "Pan."
3 1, Mei was shocked: "I have to go home immediately after the summer cram school. Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time ... "
Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "
32. Teacher Ji Yong: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat chests will bulge, just like ..."
Xiao Xin: "For example, double airbags"