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Satire sentences of people who just talk and don't do it.
1, don't feel how great you are, put away that fake smile first, it looks fake! Your hypocrisy made me lose hope for the whole human race, as if the whole galaxy was dark.

3. You have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

6, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salt dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs, and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!

7, the mask has been worn for a long time, that is the face.

8. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

9, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

10, life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation.

1 1, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

12, the hippo was crushed by Noah's ark and a new volcano erupted.

13, it's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, it's your fault to run out and scare people.

14, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

15, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

16. Later, after much contact and confidence, I gradually fell in love with her. But later, I heard from my friends that this woman is very close to many men, and she has a lot of means and scheming, which makes me have reservations to avoid falling into it. I heard that some women are different from little girls, and they are more likely to play with men and be moved. According to my contact, this woman seems to be a little disguised. I wonder if it will be the so-called bad woman. How should I know?

17 I finally understood your insincerity and realized that my sincerity to you was cheated like a fool. That feeling is really terrible. So I don't want to be your friend anymore, but you think I'm heartless. In fact, your hearts are very complicated and hypocritical. In fact, I also shouted in my heart, why are you doing this to me? I'm hurt, angry and sad. ?

18, what happened yesterday is still very angry when I think about it. I have never seen such a heartless person. You can kill your whole family, and no one can speak ill of you. I was so kind to you and helped you do this and that, but now I end up in this situation. I can't help you now. Change your face immediately. what would i like to do ?

19, tired of endless busyness, tired of being very much in love, tired of waiting for nothing, tired of moaning and singing at night, I want to find a desert full of fog and sand, ride a roaring dragonfly, put on a flaming cloak, and blow an exotic cloak.

20. Some people like the feeling of wandering around the world and yearning for freedom. Some people like to live and work in peace and contentment, so two people who are not suitable for being together are not necessarily right or wrong, just driving in different directions.