40 Chinese Valentine’s Day personalized signatures about love

Intro: A person who truly loves you will not try his best to get you, and will not lie to you. You, but help you with all my heart and plan for the future. People who love you sometimes can't even stalk you, they can only hurt you silently and look at you silently. The deeper the love, the more timid the love.

1. If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.

2. Parting is just a midpoint. The first part is happiness, and the second part is sadness.

3. There is a kind of defense called indifference.

4. There is always that one person who teaches you how to be cruel and then turns around and accuses you of being cruel in the end.

5. Memories that cannot be brought back can only be slowly forgotten.

6. Happiness has just begun, but sadness has already lurked.

7. If you lose your memory, can you fall in love at first sight again?

8. People who care don’t understand, and people who understand don’t care.

9. Only when you are confused can you keep thinking about it.

10. If you are not a person who lives a lifetime, don’t talk about a lifetime.

11. I don’t believe it, but I believe you.

12. Don’t be the first, just be the only one.

13. Women are made of water. If the temperature is too low, they will turn into ice.

14. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve my best either.

15. I don’t mind if you don’t love me, but I will mind if you play tricks on me.

16. Whoever has a panoramic view of someone else’s beauty, and whoever can feel someone else’s sadness.

17. If you read it, your hair will turn gray; if you wait, you will wait until the end of the world.

18. One day you can’t hold it any longer, tell me and I will hold it for you.

19. Don’t use past memories to torture yourself now.

20. Don’t count the stars based on your IQ, count the moon!

21. You say you love me, but in fact I also love myself.

22. To hurt the other person in the name of love is the most essential betrayal of love.

23. How many people hope to turn back time, but time is unwilling.

24. Woman, you should live with dignity, laugh for others and cry for yourself.

25. If I leave, what memories will you take?

26. Who is in charge of our youth?

27. A word of sorry betrays how much I love you.

28. Lavender’s hopeless waiting is just her fate.

29. Use a match to burn a mirage and use the heavy rain to escape.

30. Rather create your own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

31. I have nothing to do these days and sleep every day. I am so tired!

32. Only unattractive women say men are philandering, and only incompetent men say women are realistic.

33. I am accustomed to being a bystander watching other people's dramas in my own world.

34. The deepest loneliness comes from the unforgettable happiness.

35. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine.

36. If love is no longer so cheap, where will the so-called happiness come from.

37. Desire turns people into beasts.

38. Holding hands and breaking up come from the same hands.

39. Promising again, why are there so many lies!

40. At dawn, the earth has turned around again. Since I am still lucky to be alive, of course I must try my best to be happy.

Editor’s Note:. If love hurts the most, it's not that she doesn't love you, or that you don't love him. It's because they are obviously in love, but she can't love you, or in other words, you can't love him. Looking, but cannot embrace; thinking, but cannot possess; walking, but cannot synchronize. Sad QQ personalized signatures for Chinese Valentine's Day

Sad QQ personalized signatures for Chinese Valentine's Day

1. Every Chinese Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day, you are always miraculously single, and it seems that this time is no exception. .

2. What the hell? Valentine's day off! For a single like me, this day is really unlucky.

3. Chinese Valentine's Day is obviously a day for girls to beg for tricks. . . Why does Mao have to have anything to do with Valentine's Day? . In the final analysis, it is just the last struggle of the single Wang.

4. If you don’t want to spend Valentine’s Day alone, should a single person suffer ten million points of harm?

5. Various Valentine’s Day advertisements.

The rhythm that kills singles! I'm going to feel terrible these days!

6. Confession in advance for Valentine’s Day, single dogs replenish their blood and come back to life! I also wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married! ~

7. I was so stupid that I made a chocolate. I don’t know who to give it to for Valentine’s Day on August 20th. I can’t afford to be single.

8. On the eve of Valentine’s Day, it feels so good to be single again.

9. How to spend Valentine’s Day? After being reminded by colleagues, I learned that Valentine's Day was coming, and I expected that the office would be filled with flowers again, and I felt very tired as a single person.

10. I heard today is Valentine’s Day? Regardless of whether it’s a lover or someone else, let’s live our single life well.

11. I have forgotten how long it has been since I celebrated Valentine’s Day. I just want to be a carefree single. Having a brother is enough.

12. For singles who are happy and full of positive energy, watching the couples in their circle of friends show their affection, every day is Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day!

13. Valentine’s Day is commonly known as the Dog Abuse Day. The annual Dog Abuse Ceremony is coming soon. All singles are asked to inform each other and take precautions. Turn off their mobile phones if they should, and retreat if they should. Don’t contact me today next week, just Jiang Zi~

14. Singles don’t pay attention to Valentine’s Day, so I never know the number of this year’s Valentine’s Day, but I saw many people in After posting, I found out that Valentine’s Day this year is August 20th.

15. It is every girl’s wish to receive such a special gift on Valentine’s Day. Singles and marrieds, please give it to your beloved as soon as possible. I wish the singles will be single soon. , the married one makes the relationship warm up.

16. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon! I wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day in advance! If you don’t have a lover, don’t be sad. Take advantage of Valentine’s Day to be kind to yourself! For lovers, every day is Valentine’s Day! So lovers shouldn’t show off their affection on Valentine’s Day! Let us singles have a better time! Please!

17. It’s like a curse. I’ve never celebrated Valentine’s Day in my life. Whether it’s 214 or Chinese Valentine’s Day, if I’m alone again this Chinese Valentine’s Day, I’ll never celebrate Valentine’s Day in my life! Be a happy single person.

18. Taking pictures is a flaw that cannot be repaired. I want to buy a camera! The pastry egg tart crust is delicious! I've been soaking the honey-soaked lemon for several days. Yesterday, Brother Dian taught you how to drink the Valentine's Day single drink, so I opened it today. It has a refreshing fragrance and is delicious!

19. The 14th of every month is said to be Valentine’s Day. Is Valentine’s Day celebrated by singles? Find a lover and celebrate the holidays every day.

20. It’s almost the most evil Valentine’s Day again, and it’s a rhythm that’s killing singles.

21. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day, and that's all I will do. The unbreakable Valentine's Day fate of being single.

22. It’s Valentine’s Day again, and it seems that I can’t escape the rhythm of being single. He is going to win the title of Single Wang for two consecutive years.

23. For me, every day is Valentine’s Day because I am abused every day, and a single person cannot afford to be hurt.

24. Which young man is not passionate, and which girl is not pregnant with spring. Thank God for choosing a day when all things are revived so that all lovers in the world can spend a romantic festival. Of course we should wish girls with lovers a happy Valentine's Day, but we should also care about single girls who don't have lovers around them. Even without lovers, you should have a happy Valentine's Day. Believe it or not, happiness is ahead.

25. It’s the Chinese Valentine’s Day again. I am 25 years old this year but I have never celebrated a Valentine’s Day! Who can understand the life of a single dog?

26. Don’t tell me that Valentine’s Day is coming and ask me to send you a red envelope. If you are single, Valentine’s Day doesn’t matter to you. If you have a lover, then go find your partner. And don’t ask me if I was a person that day. If I wasn’t a person, would it turn into a dog?

27. History is always surprisingly similar. For example, you were single last Valentine's Day, you will be single this Valentine's Day, and you will still be single next Valentine's Day.

28. Ah, by the way, I forgot to mention it. I saw Chen Yuantao gradually coming out of the haze on Weibo and talking and laughing with others. Hmm, have you let it go? That's good. Anyway, I've given up on it. I wish you happiness. Even if it has nothing to do with me. It will be the next Valentine's Day soon, woohoo, it's time to watch other people show their affection again. I can't afford to be single. Am I not good enough? On the other side of me, where are you, show up quickly. I want to fall in love, get married and have children in my best years.

29. Previously, all the men in the company were choosing gifts, and today another one was ordering cakes. Someone said that Valentine’s Day was coming, so he opened the calendar and realized that singles couldn’t afford to be hurt. It's better to stay far away.

30. Don’t thank me for spending every Valentine’s Day with singles over the years. We still meet on time on 8.20 this year, and I hope I can come as scheduled to meet my besties on 8.21. I won’t post a status on Valentine’s Day. This post will congratulate my lover in advance.

31. On such a good day as Valentine’s Day, all the appointments have been made. Singles like us, all we can do is break up the couple.

32. After a day of running around the construction site, it’s finally the weekend. It looks like I can only continue working on Valentine’s Day! Come on singles!

33. August 20th is Valentine's Day. -Oh~ It turns out that Valentine's Day is coming soon. -Oh~ Valentine's Day is in winter. The above is a conversation between two single nobles.

34. I don’t understand the concept that marketing accounts say that singles are the best and have the freedom to fall in love; at the same time, they preach that singles are abused, abandoned by society, and afraid to go out on Valentine’s Day. . Is it contradictory? . .

35. Valentine’s Day is coming. Senior sister asked me if I had any gifts to receive? I said that there is no lover in a single life, and I can’t afford Valentine’s Day!

36. When I was in high school, every Chinese Valentine’s Day and Valentine’s Day, we would gather a group of singles to have a date. Basically, after this game, I would be single. Why don’t I have this ability now? , can't even get a game out.

37. In fact, I am single every Valentine’s Day and Chinese Valentine’s Day. It feels like I’ve never been in love.

38. People nowadays live in fear every day. Stars live on the cusp of the storm, and soldiers live in dire straits. We are constantly abused by Party A, abused by bosses, and those who have money are abused by those who have no money. The abuse, the single dog was abused by Valentine's Day. It seemed like for a long time, we couldn't find the exit and couldn't stop, because if we weren't careful, we would be passed by someone. You are afraid of being left behind, so you rush forward with all your strength, looking for abuse. sorrow.

39. Valentine’s Day is here. When walking on the street, being single is king and the focus.

40. After watching the trailer for City in Love, I was thinking of going to see the premiere on the 20th. I looked at the calendar tonight and found out that the 20th is Chinese Valentine’s Day. I thought I might as well forget it and watch it on Valentine’s Day if I’m single. What a romantic movie. Funny autographs for Chinese Valentine's Day

1. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, while I sing Chinese Chinese Valentine's Day alone at home.

2. As soon as Valentine's Day comes, those who have lovers become excited, and they are so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

3. May the typhoon on Chinese Valentine's Day be more violent and blow away as many pairs as possible.

4. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, people go to the streets to play pranks and break up couples.

5. Valentine's Day is here. When walking on the street, being single is king and the focus.

6. I hope that during the Chinese Valentine's Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

7. My sister spent the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, taking Dove and walking on the street.

8. Valentine's Day is coming, friends are welcome to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

9. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. Those who have a partner should be optimistic about the partner, and those who don't have a partner should prepare gasoline.

10. It’s better to be at home during Chinese Valentine’s Day, why bother being messy in the wind.

11. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand and walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get so angry!

12. Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and the hotel owner smiles. The next day, the drug store owner also smiles, and a month later the hospital doctor should also smile.

13. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

14. It’s Valentine’s Day, and I wish all my girlfriends who have girlfriends a happy birthday.

15. I have just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.

16. Chinese Valentine's Day is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl go on a date. Why are you two having nothing to do with each other?

17. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. Except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you. No one will bury you when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!

18. The best Chinese Valentine's Day gift: Before getting off work in the evening, a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues, saying it was a Chinese Valentine's Day gift, and asked me to save some.

19. It’s too late to play Lianliankan on Chinese Valentine’s Day. It’s great to play against each other. You can eliminate a pair and even bring a mistress.

20. Damn it, today’s Chinese Valentine’s Day is like Singles’ Day.

21. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you want to show off your affection, don't show it off. After all, there are so many people who don't have a partner. Besides, it would be bad if you take photos of your affection and meet someone who bumps into you.

22. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let’s break up!

23. Someone asked me if I am still alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day? Damn it, will I turn into a dog?

24. Valentine’s Day is still the same, just get drunk. When you wake up, Valentine's Day is over.

25. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

26. Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, it’s best to blow up a typhoon and blow it away.

27. Really, let the post-00s celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, while old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

28. It is better to send cauliflower than roses on Valentine’s Day, as they can be eaten and save money.

29. I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.

30. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should go to the cinema in a team and separate the seats one by one!

31. On Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

32. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? Nonsense, of course laugh it off!

33. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take photos and screenshots. When you get married and your partner is no longer the same person, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

34. Even if we don’t show affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will still be friends.

35. Yue Lao is handing out lucky charms of karma! Singles will receive blessings soon, lovers will receive happy love, and married people will receive happy families! Wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

36. If you treat Chinese Valentine's Day as Singles' Day, you will feel less lonely and less painful.

37. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person you spend it with is not the same person every year.

38. Clouds are like a clear sky, after wind and rain comes sunshine, after care is love, after separation is reunion. Cherish everything, you and I will grow old together hand in hand. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and sweet love.

39. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that you can enjoy the Chinese Valentine’s Day!

40. Wouldn’t you be happy if we didn’t break up on Valentine’s Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

41. Low prices on Chinese Valentine’s Day, cheap sales!

42. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, and the most romantic thing is for couples to get caught in the rain on the street.

43. Don’t even ask me out on Chinese Valentine’s Day! In the morning I have to sell flowers, in the evening I have to sell condoms, and in the early morning I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine.

44. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, while I drink Qixi alone at home.

45. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, no one loves me, so I love myself.

46. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a pair of pairs all day long. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.

47. I hate Valentine’s Day the most. Every Valentine’s Day, I will definitely break up!

48. On Valentine’s Day, I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine’s Day if you get mouth ulcers when you kiss, if you get allergic to pollen when you send flowers, if you hold hands and get electrocuted instantly, if the candlelight dinner table catches fire, if you get bitten by a snake while playing in the field, if you watch a movie and the theater explodes, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

49. I really want to say loudly: Damn it, it’s Valentine’s Day again.

50. I feel heavier during Valentine’s Day than during Qingming Festival. Personalized remarks on Chinese Valentine's Day

1. Love yourself, every day is Valentine's Day.

2. How to spend Valentine’s Day without a lover? How many people can be killed if there are no dead people at home during Qingming Festival?

3. I am not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone. I am only afraid that the person I love will spend Valentine’s Day with someone else.

4. Looking up at the blue sky on Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies are arching over the Magpie Bridge. Do you know that every family has endless thoughts about Qiuyue?

5. I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.

6. How to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day? Passed by, skipped, got drunk, cried, laughed, went crazy, ate, drank, slept, felt sad, listened, borrowed, skipped, drifted, and whored.

7. There are countless women in your hands, but you forget that there are countless men in my hands.

8. The saddest thing about Valentine’s Day is that you still have to spend it alone if you have a lover.

9. On Valentine’s Day, I must play a whole day of training to eliminate the third party. However, a pair will also be eliminated.

10. You don’t need anything for Valentine’s Day, as long as you say to me: I will cover all your Valentine’s Day from now on.

11. Don’t envy the Magpie Bridge Immortal, the flowers in the world are more beautiful; today I am soaking in the Chinese Valentine’s Day rain, my love for you is even stronger!

12. Therefore, I can only quickly extinguish your love and nip it in the bud. Before you get hurt, I will protect you and leave safely.

13. Our online love begins today! So sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Chinese Valentine's Day.

14. How I wish there was a magpie bridge between you and me, connecting you and me together, in this life and forever!

15. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

16. What night is today? There has been Chinese Valentine's Day since ancient times. A pair of lovebirds, their dream comes true at the Magpie Bridge gathering.

17. If you are interested, tell me. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day, so I’ll block you first.

18. Don’t be afraid, I will always stand behind you and always be by your side when you call.

19. Hundreds of birds build bridges, star dreams convey messages, stars speak of wishes, and the Chinese Valentine's Day will accompany you forever!

20. Whenever Valentine’s Day comes, I always write a poem, but in the end I can only read it to myself.

21. Don’t ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day, I was just passing by.

22. Don’t talk to me about Chinese Valentine’s Day. Let me tell you, I only celebrate Children’s Day!

23. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, don’t post photos everywhere to show your affection. It would be bad if you bump into each other.

24. If one day I give up, please remember, it’s because you don’t care.

25. Don’t be afraid to spend Valentine’s Day by yourself, I’m just afraid that you will spend it with someone else!

26. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year; once we meet on the magpie bridge, I will keep you in my heart!

27. Valentine’s Day is coming. The hotel owner is going to laugh. The drugstore owner also laughed the next day.

28. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you have been here.

29. I want to play Lianliankan for a whole day on Chinese Valentine's Day and eliminate one pair after another. The more the merrier!

30. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, men should put their hands together, follow the example of Thai men, and say to your lover: swipe my card.

31. There is no need for the Weaver Girl to frown, for the Cowherd who once visited her is back again. Holding hands on the magpie bridge and looking into tearful eyes, I don’t want to return to the beautiful scenery in the good morning.

32. Tenderness is like water, and good times are like dreams. On July 7, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge. Chinese lovers call it a festival, and they spend the Chinese Valentine's Day together forever.

33. It turns out that a person will die on Chinese Valentine's Day: 1 + Xi + 7 = death.

34. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other in the sky, and the lovers underground pray for eternal love.

35. Chinese Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person you like is spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with someone else.

36. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you might as well cry.

37. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, everything is possible!

38. If the meeting between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl requires the help of the Magpie Bridge, then our meeting only requires a phone call. My dear, let’s meet tonight!

39. My heart wants you to hear it, and my love wants you to see it. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I just want to tell you: I love you, I miss you, I love you. My heart is full of you.

40. I try to fill up the days, but Chinese Valentine’s Day reminds me how lonely I am.

41. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you.

42. If you have a good festival, you will be in a good mood, the food will taste delicious, and your body will be in great shape!

43. In fact, Tomb-Sweeping Day is the same as Valentine’s Day. You need to give things but also say a lot of sweet words.

44. We meet each other on Chinese Valentine's Day in heaven and on earth. In this and past lives, we can't sleep.

45. If you want good skin, celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day sooner or later.

46. A person’s Chinese Valentine’s Day expresses my sadness.

47. In hopeless love, the feeling of unrequited love is like the feeling of suffocation in water.

48. Spend the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, not alone, not lonely, and not shed tears.

49. I will never go out of my way to love someone again, even you.

50. This year my parents don’t have any holidays, they only celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day, the Chinese Valentine’s Day!

51. Which couple can take me to dinner on Valentine’s Day to witness your love.

52. Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, can you bear to look at the Magpie Bridge on your way back? If the love lasts for a long time, how can it last day and night?

53. My sister spent the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, taking Dove and walking on the street.

54. Just wait, one day you will be my grandson’s grandfather!

55. If you feel lonely on Chinese Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and play a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

56. Today’s children prefer Valentine’s Day for breakups and April Fool’s Day for confessions.

57. Facing your silent waiting, I cannot shout out that holy love, so I can only stand under the acacia tree and use the scissors of time to carefully cut my thoughts.

58. On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, facing the bright moon, let me solemnly make my wish: I will love you forever!

59. Dear! Loving you is my responsibility! I'll be here waiting for you! The moon on Chinese Valentine's Day will also be bright for us!

60. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place. Don’t forget our date.

61. Chinese Valentine’s Day is a festival that makes women’s hearts flutter; men should be cruel to themselves on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

62. Effectively remove loneliness and bring you beautiful memories! Sweet night, Chinese Valentine's Day!

63. You don’t deserve to spend Valentine’s Day with me, at most April Fool’s Day.

64. As the sky never grows old and love never ends, we will tie a knot of hearts on the magpie bridge for you and me! I love you!

65. When a person is used to being alone, it’s time to spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone.

66. Today is July 7th. On July 7th, in the Palace of Eternal Life, when no one is whispering in the middle of the night, I would like to be a winged bird in the sky and a twig on the ground!

67. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again! The first line: envy, jealousy, and hatred; the second line: emptiness, loneliness, and coldness; the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

68. The thin clouds make tricks, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is far away in darkness. Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win over countless others in the world.

69. Should I count your thoughts with the stars, or should I count the stars in the sky with you.

70. You are my simplest happiness, getting to know you is the best thing in my life, and liking you is what I want to say to you the most.

71. I sat in front of the screen, slowly savoring the loneliness in the middle of the night.

72. What a coincidence. Yesterday was Chinese Valentine’s Day and today is foreign Valentine’s Day.

73. I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly, I like you, I really like you.

74. I want to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When I meet a boy, I will call him dad. When I meet a girl, I will call her mom. If I can break up a pair, I will call them mom.

75. It is said that you should not fall in love with someone when you are sixteen or seventeen years old, because that person will be the person you love most but will never get.

76. Perhaps, you turn around to forget, but when you turn around, you find that there is a heartbreaking thing called missing.

77. Dear. Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, and I am waiting for our exclusive Chinese Valentine's Day. May our love last forever, may our love be as thick as honey.

78. Huh? What is Chinese Valentine's Day? Even if it turns into binary, isn't it still Singles' Day? Do you understand binary?

79. You are the wind and I am the sand, it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day! Why will you come back? Don’t worry about me!

80. We are looking for a girl. Those who can weave will be given priority. Those who can cross Magpie Bridge will be given priority. Those who have children will be given priority.

81. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, single friends should go to the cinema in a team and separate the seats one by one!

82. On Valentine’s Day, I hope I can see my name on your signature or words, is that okay?

83. On Valentine’s Day, no matter the phone call, text message or QQ, I am looking forward to that sentence of “I love you”, no matter friendship or love.

84. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, but ugly people try their best to show their affection.

85. In this evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage? As a result, I am still single today!

86. I hope that during the Qixi Festival, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

87. Kiss you and me, guard the pavilion privately, the night on the Magpie Bridge will forever determine this life!

88. I only need a call from you on Valentine’s Day and I will be by your side immediately.

89. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge in the sky, while a group of fools on the ground meet on the Broken Bridge. Let me ask: What night is it today? Answer: Chinese Valentine’s Day!

90. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day and I’m going to meet the other parent’s parents. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.