Chen Guo's witticism 1. "One-liners"

Longyin Mountain Tan, Huxiao Mountain, apes and birds singing, squatting and jumping, birds scattered, lonely geese flying low. The grass is green and yellow, the peach blossoms are chaotic in early spring, and the pear blossoms are fragrant.

There are many towering trees in the garden, which can almost cover the sky, but for several days in the hot sun, although the garden is cooler and more pleasant than other places, it can still make people feel suffocating and sultry. The dense shade cut off the heat. It was at noon when I woke up and heard the intermittent chirping of orioles.

Although it's autumn now, the weather doesn't mean cold at all. The convergence of several rainstorms is also intermittent. When the eyes are clear, the burning sun still withers the flowers and plants in the palace.

The rhythm of snow

"Without the beauty of a hundred schools, you can't be a wonder." Only by absorbing and drawing lessons from the essence of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign famous articles can we write a satisfactory article. To this end, this issue has specially opened up a "composition buffet" column, hoping that students can get the "food" they need here.

Autumn snow

Autumn is coming. The leaves in the forest turned yellow and brown. The wind rolled up the leaves and danced in the air. The air is cold, the clouds are low, with heavy hail and snowflakes.

The crow stood on the fence, frozen stiff, just "quack! Hey! " Call. Yes, just thinking about this scene makes me feel cold.

white snow

I like the flying snowflakes in Shanghai. It is "snow-white" white, as beautiful as a flower. It seems to be lighter than air, not falling from the air, but being rolled up from the ground by the air. However, it is not like a living creature, like gnats in the city at dusk in summer, or like bees in the honey-flowing period in spring. It is busy flying, up or down, fast or slow, or sticking to people, or squeezing into the cracks, and seems to have its own will and purpose.

snowflake

Snowflakes bearing autumn colors stretch their petals in severe winter; It does not dispute the spring scenery, and before the arrival of the east wind, it has fallen into English everywhere; It doesn't choose soil, and it will open wherever it falls.

Snowflakes, both beautiful and charming, have the charm of autumn English. If you don't believe me, look at the snowflakes stuck on the glass window: three petals are like Spring Festival, five petals are like peach blossoms, and six petals are more like rice flowers. ...

If you want to compare the West Lake to the West Lake, heavy makeup is always appropriate.

The lotus leaf on the second day is infinitely blue, and the lotus flower on the second day is of different colors.

Xiao-he just showed his sharp corner, and the dragonfly had already stood on it.

The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen.

Jasper is dressed up as a tree with 10,000 green silk tapestries.

Quatrain

Du Fu

"Two orioles sing green willows, and egrets cover the sky."

My window framed the snow-covered western hills. My door often says "goodbye" to ships sailing eastward.

Looking for flowers by the river alone

Du Fu

Four yellow maiden flowers thrive on the road covered, and thousands of flowers bow and the branches are low.

The butterflies in the flowers are dancing, and the soft yinger in freedom is just singing happily.

Hui Chong Chunjiang Night Scene

Su Shi

Two or three peach blossoms outside the bamboo forest and ducks in the water first noticed the warm spring.

The beach is covered with wormwood, asparagus is beginning to sprout, and puffer fish are preparing to swim upstream from the sea back to the river.

Yamayuki

Du Mu

As far away as Hanshan, the stone path is oblique, and people are in Bai Yunsheng.

Stop and sit in the maple forest late, and the frost leaves are red in February flowers.

Xue Jiang

liu zongyuan

There are no birds flying over those mountains, and there are no traces of people in those paths.

A boat on the river, a fisherman wearing his webworm moth; Fishing alone is not afraid of snow and ice.

Wanglushan Waterfall

li po

The purple mist is illuminated by sunlight, and the waterfall hangs in front of the mountain.

On the high cliff, it seems to be thousands of feet high, which makes people think that the Milky Way has fallen from heaven to earth.

House of Bamboo

Wang Wei

I leaned alone in the dense bamboo, playing the piano and humming a song.

It's too light for anyone to hear, except my partner, Mingyue.

2. One-liners about stars and springs

◆ Young people! Draw your present picture carefully for future memories.

◆ The flower of speech is getting bigger and bigger; The smaller the fruit of behavior.

◆ Birds in the air! Why argue with your partner in the cage? You have your own world.

◆ Flowers in the corner! When you admire yourself, the world becomes smaller.

◆ Stars can only whiten young people's hair, but not their hearts.

◆ Childhood! It is the truth in the dream, the dream in the real world, and the tearful smile when recalling.

The flower of success, people only marvel at her present brilliance! However, at the beginning, her bud was soaked with tears of struggle and shed blood rain of sacrifice.

◆ Human beings! Love each other, we are all long-distance travelers, heading for the same destination.

◆ My heart! You told me yesterday that the world is happy; Tell me again today that the world is disappointed. What's the word for tomorrow? How can I trust you!

◆ Mom! Put aside your sadness and let me sink into your arms. Only you are the destination of my soul.

Wise man, abandon the fantasy flower in your hand! It's just illusory, but it reflects the spring scenery in your eyes.

Thousands of angels will get up and sing praises to the children; Kid! His small body contains a great soul.

◆ Mom! The wind and rain came, and the birds hid in the nest; The storm in my heart is coming, so I can only hide in your arms.

◆ Dreams are the most unavoidable! Tell the secrets and worries in your soul clearly and honestly.

◆ Little brother! Three bright and happy stars in my soul. Gentle, speechless and deeply rooted children.

Step 3 make a short punch line

If you don't work hard, the boss will be sad. It is not cold. Don't be idle If you are white, you will be sad. Learning to be excellent is an official, diligence is fickle, and sparseness is sparse. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

2. read a book and increase your wisdom. If you don't eat, you will be hungry, and if you don't read, you will be stupid.

4. Don't go forward, don't know how far it is; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth. 5. Without pruning, trees will not grow straight; People are ignorant without learning.

6. It is better to dress yourself with pearls than to enrich yourself with knowledge. 7. Bees pick flowers to make sweet, while people read books to tell the truth.

8. Labor is the source of knowledge; Knowledge is the guide of life. 9. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

10. The sword will rust if it is not ground; People should fall behind if they don't study. 1 1. Flourishing seedlings need water; Growing teenagers need to learn.

12. The stars make the sky dazzling; Knowledge makes people grow their talents. 13. Light candles for clarity and read books for reason.

14. Food supplements the body and books enrich the wisdom. 15. There are three most precious things in the world-knowledge, food and friendship.

(Burmese proverb) 16. Books prepared without reading are like waste paper. (English proverb) 17. It is better to accumulate knowledge than to accumulate gold and silver.

(European proverb) Learning is the first step, and reading is the foundation of learning. Reading breaks thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god.

There is a road to diligence in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea. Reading a book will increase your wisdom. If you don't eat, you will be hungry, and if you don't read, you will be stupid.

Don't go forward, don't know how far it is; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth. Without pruning, trees will not grow straight; People are ignorant without learning.

It is better to dress yourself with pearls than to enrich yourself with knowledge. Bees pick flowers to make sweet, while people read books to tell the truth.

Labor is the source of knowledge; Knowledge is the guide of life. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

Light candles for clarity and read books for reason. Food supplements the body and books enrich the wisdom.

There are three most precious things in the world-knowledge, food and friendship. Little without learning, old without knowledge.

A lazy youth, a lousy age. Don't get up early in the morning, miss a day; If you don't study hard in childhood, you will miss your whole life.

Black hair doesn't know how to study hard early, but bald head regrets studying late. Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

A threesome requires a teacher. A person's real knowledge lies in knowing what he knows and what he doesn't know.

Wen Shi, knowing new things, can be a teacher. The river runs to the sea, and when will it return to the west? Panic? The boss is very sad.

(Han Yuefu's "Long Songs") A hundred studies must be decided first. (Zhu) The sword is sharpened, and the plum blossom is bitter and cold.

Put pen to paper shocks the wind and rain, and poetry becomes tears. (Du Fu) Don't cut the illusory body and be elegant, but learn from it.

(Du Fu) He has a broad vision and makes good appointments with people, but he has accumulated a lot. (Su Shi) erudite, interrogative, thoughtful, discerning and persistent.

(Book of Rites) You don't know the height of the sky unless you climb the mountain. Don't face the deep stream, I don't know the thickness of the ground. ("Xunzi") If you don't fly, you will fly to heaven; If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster.

(Sima Qian) Don't worry about people who don't know themselves, but don't know people. (Confucius) Nothing ventured, nothing gained? (Han Shu) If you don't stop, you can't stop.

(Han Yu) I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but toward which corner of the mountain. (Su Shi) Not afraid of clouds covering his eyes, he reached the peak.

(Wang Anshi) If you don't obey the rules, you won't be Fiona Fang. (Mencius) After a hundred flowers blossom into honey, work hard for whoever you are sweet for.

(Luoyin) Actually, the granary knows the etiquette, but you don't know the honor or disgrace until you have enough to eat and wear warm clothes. ("Pipe") Fuck a thousand songs and then sound, watch a thousand swords and then recognize the device.

(Liu Xie) Look at yourself and you can know people; If you look at today, you can know the past. ("Lu Chunqiu") A tiny difference is a thousand miles away.

(Hanshu) One day, I will ride the wind and waves, sail straight up and cross the deep sea. (Li Bai) Just because I have a magnet in my heart doesn't mean that the South won't rest.

(Wen Tianxiang) By the shipwreck, Qian Fan crossed, before the diseased tree, Wan Muchun crossed. (Liu Yuxi) Once you eat it, you gain wisdom.

(Old proverb) Short feet, long inches. But before he conquered, he died (Qu Yuan) and made the hero cry.

(Du Fu) Silkworms in spring have to spin until they die, and candles have to drain the wick every night. (Li Shangyin) The spring breeze is full of horseshoe diseases, and you can see all the Chang 'an flowers in one day.

(Meng Jiao) Spring can't close the garden, but an almond goes out of the wall. (Ye Shaoweng) A spring night is worth a thousand dollars.

(Su Shi) Good is like Deng, and evil is like collapse. (Mandarin) A gentleman would rather die than surrender.

If you are straightforward, if you are smart, if you are clumsy, if you are argumentative. Be loyal to your art, you don't know your age, and let wealth and fame drift like clouds.

(Du Fu) I wish people a long life. (Su Shi) When it is interrupted, it will be chaotic.

("Hanshu") The authorities are fascinated, but the bystanders are clear. (The Book of the New Tang Dynasty) Those who gain the Tao help more, while those who lose it help less.

(Mencius) Mountaineering is full of emotion, while watching the sea is full of meaning. (Liu Xie) Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. The road is sunny but sunny.

(Liu Yuxi) Never tired of reading, revealing its meaning. ("The History of the Three Kingdoms") Reading has broken thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god.

(Du Fu) The method of reading is step by step, and practice makes perfect. (Zhu) Read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road.

(Liu Yi) If you do more injustice, you will hang yourself. (Zuo Zhuan) Two Cao's names are destroyed, and he does not waste rivers and mountains.

(Du Fu) Everything is ready, and nothing is ready. (Book of Rites) It's better to defend against people's mouths than against Sichuan.

(Putonghua) Without learning and skills, without learning and skills, nothing can be achieved. (Zhuge Liang) The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong men are gone forever.

("Warring States Policy") Wealth cannot be moved, poverty cannot be moved, and powerful people cannot be bent. (Mencius) G felt that he wanted to serve his country, so he drew his sword and opened Artemisia.

(Chen Ziang) When the mountain rose, the scenery stopped. (The Book of Songs) If a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first.

(Confucius) Those who achieved great things in ancient times were not only talented, but also determined to persevere. (Su Shi) The audience is a good craftsman and the audience is a good doctor.

Time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. (Ming's "Augmented Xianwen") The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes.

(Romance of the Three Kingdoms) H The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high and birds fly. However, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor.

(Wang Bo) The moon, now round at sea, illuminates the whole sky. (Zhang Jiuling) Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

(Cen Can) Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that other mountains are dwarfed under the sky ... (Du Fu) Misfortune is a blessing; Happiness is in the pot.

("Laozi") J Don't do to others what you don't want. (The Analects of Confucius) Listening is clear, but favoritism is dark.

It's never too late to see a rabbit love a dog. It is never too late to mend. (Warring States Policy) Being brave is not brave.

("The Analects of Confucius") Jiangshan is talented.

4. King Oedipus' quip

If a man can betray his best friend, he will give up his life.

An upright person can see through the test of events, and a despicable person will reveal his true colors in just one day. It is the most painful to spoil yourself.

All embarrassing things will get better as long as they are carried out in the right direction.

A man's greatest career is to help others as much as he can.

Knowing the truth is powerful.

May fate still see all my words and deeds clearly and remain sacred and innocent.

Accidentally controlling us, we can't see the future clearly. Why are we afraid? It is best to live as casually as possible.

If there is a way to block the hearing in my ears, I will seal this poor body so that I can't smell it; How comfortable it is that the mind is not disturbed by sadness!

Let my destiny go where it wants to go.

Don't try to possess everything; What you have won't be with you all your life.

When we wait and see the end of life, don't say that a mortal is happy until he crosses the boundary of life and gets painful relief.

5. Don Quixote's punch line

I am willing to follow in the footsteps of those real knights in the past and walk in the sleeping wilderness-Xinma.

My fate will be closely linked with touching legends and follow my own beliefs-this will be my life's behavior. Time ... has drifted away in endless fantasy or should it be engraved in the vast world? Don Quixote, an old squire, is pondering an ideal that no one can understand with the soul of a great knight. In the mediocre reality-dreaming unrealistic dreams, he is looking for dreams.

How beautiful it used to be, knights, princesses, horses and dragons. Now it's so bleak, the gentry in the village, the girls in the village, mules and sheep. Who is running around crying in the world at this moment? Who is running amok in the world? You open your eyes-all you see is a cry of pity for the weak. You close your eyes, and all you can hear is the roaring storm of wild animals.

The world needs to be saved, and the great Don Quixote knight is needed. Don Quixote and Sancho began their great exploration. They are so ridiculous, but their hearts are so serious.

Poor Sancho. He doesn't know anything. It doesn't matter, because he believes that he believes that his master promised him an island just as he believes that he will get heaven after he dies. In his eyes, the windmill in the field is an unscrupulous giant, and the long-arm battle of roaring and dancing is the best arrangement for the knight by fate.

"God, God, Lord, help him ..." With Sancho's cheers, Don Quixote picked up his spear and rushed to the windmill ...! Don Quixote and Ma Fei flew into the sky, but what they flew up was a dream, and what they fell down was real land. Tell me, what is this? The wizard's jealousy must have turned the giant into a windmill.

6. Idiom stories, classic Miao Yan quotations.

Love can dissolve hatred, tolerate dissidents and influence people's hearts. Love can broaden the mind, show sympathy and warm the world. Because love has infinite power! Against the background of blue sky and green land, you and I are all the same, just like a big family. Why should we divide ourselves and compete with each other? ※? Life is bitter if you want it, and rigid if you don't want it. Noble moral integrity comes from selflessness, so you can inspire others and set an example for future generations. If you can get rid of selfish desires and despise all fame and fortune, you will be happy. ※! Although beauty will be praised and favored for a while, it will not last long. Only noble virtues can make people admire and admire forever. ※. People with virtue and learning will make people look up, and their fame will spread far and wide, just like flowers, which are full of fragrance. ※. If they are desperate for fame and profit, they are undoubtedly seeking fish from the edge of the wood.

7. The punch line is about 200 words, the more the better.

Wife-sacrificing prose

Heng Qing for hoo:

Island, Leng Yue. Wandering in the street, insomnia. It has been more than twenty years since you returned to the loess! Peach blossoms fall, and people don't know where to go; The blue sea has tides, but the clouds know who is in the mountains. Penglai road is far away and dusk is near. In the green painting, I am still the same, but I am old. Sad husband, sad husband! Heng Qing, do you still know our old friends when we meet again? Since you died, I lost my heart; I plan to return to the blue sea with the same, but the world of mortals is rolling. Nairong's daughter's first birthday, Yi Yi's knee; I can't bear to lose my child, so I have the heart to let you watch it. It's my fault to be a wife to a woman, but I don't care if you dislike me! The distance between life and death is year after year, but no beloved soul has visited his dream. "Remembering the Qing Dynasty" is skillful and disorganized, and its wisdom is absolutely contemporary. The soul is like green, why not enter the loess? Swallows in Yu Di sing for Qing every night; Long song wailed, and every time he went to Hunan, tears welled up. Have you forgotten me? Have you forgotten me? Rong's daughter has just grown up, beautiful as Qing, intelligent as Qing, and alert as Qing. Qing forbear to abandon her husband, and An forbeares to abandon this weak girl in the boudoir window? Born to know his father, but not his mother, Anemarrhena asphodeloides is the man in the painting, and his clothes are fluttering. I learned to knit needlework when I was embroidering in the Qing Dynasty. Every time I ask Yu Yu, I ask a seven-foot tall man to hold a needle chisel. This is the mistake of the Qing dynasty! He is sensitive and eager to learn, and often mentions the shutter problem, but I sigh and can't answer. "Silkworms will weave until they die in spring, and candles will drain the wick every night." How can a girl understand the harmony of her thoughts! He also tasted this sentence: "people say that they miss each other too much, so that's why;" I haven't forgotten my mother's death for a day. Why have I never had a dream? "I am conceited astronomical geography, proficient in astrology. When the girl asked, she was so sad that she didn't know what was right. The gap between immortals and mortals is so big! Heng Qing, Heng Qing, how can you stand it! Looking back at that year, the world was vertical and horizontal, competing for the Central Plains; Palm full of colorful flowers, fingers blowing to Chunlan to make a shadow; When the fingers are locked, ghosts and gods will whistle. Ranked among the five wonders, it is called East Evil, and some people say that the name of Dai Xia is empty. Don't you know that a great man is the name of a country? The map has changed, the mountains and rivers have changed color, and I am ruthless? Although the marquis of Wu has his master, the time has not yet come; It is pathetic and useless to seek rejuvenation. When the iron rope crosses the river, Sun Lang suffers. This is just a dream of Conan; The Biography of Jing Ke is nothing more than an axe. Chivalrous, but that's all! It is precisely because of the high wind of worshipping Chongyang that I don't want to attach a horse; Qin Wumu's suicide note is not for remembering. Slander everywhere, I laugh at the sky alone; Many people talk about gold and don't bother to defend a word. Reflecting on what I did that day, I still don't regret it today, laughing at myself for being young and frivolous. I don't know if life is alive or a drop in the ocean. However, you can know that I am in the Tao, and I am also full of evil spirits. I have entrusted my life and know its meaning. Qing is also my husband's wife. The friendship between bosom friends is very high, and they are appreciated for life, and they are often not concerned. I just want to be in harmony with the harp, and I am proud of it in this life, and I want nothing more. Who would have thought that heaven would hinder wisdom and young people would die young; It is difficult to save a good wife's life because of her wisdom. Heng Qing, Heng Qing! My humble husband is a pharmacist, but he has been confused all his life! His wife is still in danger. How dare you talk about him! Power is sometimes poor, and the clock of fate cannot be broken. Years of affection, once returned to the loess, regret, irreparable! Today, Rong's daughter came back, leaving a decadent old scene. When a wife dies and a woman marries, the lonely shadow wanders. On the bright sea, Jiao Ren has tears; Jade pestle is hard to find, and I am worried about killing Peihang. The waves are cloudy and the water turns over the waves; Singing with iron tongs will only add desolation. The handwriting is still there, and Chin is dead. Ji Kang died, and Guangling became a masterpiece through the ages; The child died and Yao's string was broken. I admire it. I'm going to practice the old alliance, but I'm afraid it's a paradise on earth. I forget the past and I haven't heard from you. "The only death is eternal suffering, and sorrow is not lonely, madam!" Are you negative to me? Are you negative to me? Only god knows, only god knows! Romantic heartless people secretly change, and the old dream is heartbroken. When Di Qing arrived, Bai Shou didn't know how fast time passed; Dong Jun continued to drive, and the song of the night didn't notice the long water leakage. Peach blossoms wither and flowers are similar year after year; Xiangzhong is silent and thinks about it every year. Heng Qing, Heng Qing! Have the heart to abandon me!

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8. quips about emotions

If the relationship between two people lasts for a long time, is it a matter of time?

Hold your hand and grow old together.

I want to be a lovebird in heaven and grow together on earth, two branches of a tree. ..

Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.

I don't regret widening my belt gradually, because I am thin.

The leaves in the wind gather when they gather. Western jackdaw has settled and the moon rises. I can't express my feelings at this moment tonight.

Life is naturally infatuated, and this resentment has nothing to do with romance.

This is a long time, people who love each other are not together, and I even expect to be satisfied with the good weather and scenery in name only. Customs are strange, who to talk to.

Don't refuse to say that beautiful oath because of possible change, and don't be afraid to ask for a heart-to-heart meeting because of possible separation.

That's all I can remember and recite. I hope I can help you.