Grandpa-if only the leader punished me for eating pizza for three months.
Guan Yu-"If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows because we are the sunshine behind each other. "
Ma Chao-"Life is a pile of meat, and death is a pile of dirt."
Cao Cao-"Listen to destiny."
The story of diusim-"everyone is a student, and the biggest conspiracy is to cheat in the exam."
Liu Beizuo-"I believe that love can definitely change history."
Cao Cao-"There is nothing in this world that should not be done."
Ma Chao-"A handsome boy is the killer of a teacher's milk, and a beautiful woman is the killer of a boy. "
Huang Zhong-"Your love is fruitless."
Liu Beizuo-"The more you think about doing the right thing, the more terrible it is."
Cao Cao-"Politics is really a clever trick."
Dong Zhuo-"I'm so angry, find someone to calm down!"
Dong Zhuo-"As the saying goes, more courtesy will cheat."
Cao Cao-"The world is very big, everything is possible, and the future is in our hands."
Cao Cao-"Talking about peace is also one of the weapons."
Zhou Yu-"Politics is about the balance of terror, and politics has no eternal enemies."
Zhou Yu-"I'm hopelessly smart!"
Cao Cao-"No matter how eccentric your personality is, there must be weaknesses!"
Cao Cao-"Love is like practicing martial arts. Only by finding the correct secrets of martial arts can we become peerless martial arts. "
Feng Chu-"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
The story of diusim-"The happiest thing for a woman is not only being loved, but also being loved by a good person."
Sun Shangxiang-"Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people."
Liu Beizuo-"People say that when God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you."
Art teacher-"My favorite person ~, what is our favorite person?" The people we love most are the people you want to see, see, smell and touch most. "
Wang Yun-"It is best to run by everyone and by yourself. As the saying goes, whoever leaves will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors, and whoever climbs will leave stairs. "
Zhuge Liang-"If you subtract five-sixths and then one-sixth, Cao Cao still has two-sixths of your fortune!"
Others: 1. So so, so so ~
2. Liu Bei: My name is Liu Mingbei, and my name is Xuande. I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. Because my family is poor, I am poor. The most expensive thing about me is that I have noble blood. Unfortunately, my blood type is O, and every time I sell blood, it is very cheap. What a pity!
3. Liu Beizuo: Zhao Yun is swinging on a very long board (Zhao Yun saved a dou in Chang Hanbo).
4. Liu Bei: Uncle Fu, not Big Brother.
5. Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.
Zhang Fei: Yes, as soon as I entered the school, I grabbed the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.
Guan Yu: Really?
Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.
Guan Yu: Wow, you can be a little more boring.
6. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, but there are only three of us. This is not a battle. This is called a siege.
7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? Now growth is the most critical.
Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?
Guan Yu: Of course.
8. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed. I can't help it, but I'm simple. I just want to keep hurting people. Isn't that simple enough?
9. There are fake breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is false?
Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!
Guan Yu: That's not the point!
10. Affectionate A Biao Sao: A Biao, I am sorry for you again. My people are yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my spirit is Guan Yu's and my soul is Liu Bei's, but now, my life has been stolen by Lu Bu.
1 1. Liu Beizuo: It's very hard for you to feed tea eggs to chickens, but chickens don't lay tea eggs.
12. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and so are you!
13. Fortunately, I have someone to sleep with. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes before, but it turned out to be true. I kept seeing Ah Piao, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong) According to
14. I have a question. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye. How can I be called a pig? Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong) According to
15. I want to hypnotize myself, not beef, not beef, but cow shit! (or Dong)
16. Liu Beizuo: Third brother, you haven't practiced gossip boxing, but you have practiced gossip mouth.
17. Jiao Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't do much. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake.
18. "Yes, the goal was successful. I am really a dog with all my wishes! " (Dong) According to
19. Female veterinarian: "Oh, honey, it's okay. Just checking. Come, let me kiss you. " 」
Liu Beizuo, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao said, "No! 」
Female veterinarian: "What's the matter? 」
Liu Beizuo, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao said, "Nothing. 」
Dong: "Kissing will kill you. Really, let me have a good time. " ! Have a French kiss. "
20. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~
Cao Cao: Vice President Zhou yawned and set off a huge wave ~
2 1. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external work "private condensation".
Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?
22. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?
24. Zhou Yu: I always think that you will cheat our eldest lady.
Liu Beizuo: Don't use intuition indiscriminately. My intuition is that you will cheat little Joe in our class.
25。 Teacher: "Sorry, A Biao's family is very busy worshipping ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house? Yes, please lift your feet. " ......
Teacher: "Your feet are cramping. You can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei. "
Liu Beizuo: "What did you ask just now? 」
Teacher: "What did I ask just now? I asked, how many relatives have been to Abiao's house? " 」
Liu Beizuo: "I'm not sure how many relatives have come to their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family. 」
Sun Shangxiang said, "Have you ever loved? 」
Lv Meng (shyly): "Miss, please don't seduce me. 」
27 Mushroom-scented bananas, cigarette-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne, sesame oil-scented perfume, incense burner-scented vanilla-flavored sausage-flavored Ji Xiang (Xiao Qiao)
Liu Beizuo: My name is Liu Mingbei, the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. Some people call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Hahahaha) But nobody calls me Ade (Hahahaha).
29 Chinese teacher: gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows ~
30 Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: Chasing girls must wait until the last second, and must wait until the girls say stop.
You can stop, or you have to pursue bravely, you know?
Cao Cao: I see!
Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you.
3 1 Liu Bei (you): There is a kind of yearning, which will always appear without thinking.
The first string will ring (think); The second string will ring (think); It turns out that every string is loud (thinking)
Liu Bei (especially): Stay. Or I'll go with you.
A Xiang: Hey, do you have a new series?
Liu Bei: Then listen to this! Come here quickly. Or you can come with me!
Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I want brave enough to love.
Zhang Fei: This meal was so rich that I ate a kilo.
Guan Yu: Did you eat more than a catty?
Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties.
Liu Beizuo: ... You are surprised at how "surprise" is used! ~
Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that the enjoyment full of sin will relax a lady's tight abdomen.
Marotta to Iliad, Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang? Never seen such a handsome man!
Sun Shangxiang: Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people.
Cao Cao: Everyone has friends.
Liu Beizuo: Is it cholesterol?
Cao Cao: That's a waste of time.
39. A Xiang: From tomorrow, we will be classmates. Are you happy?
Liu Bei: Not bad.
A Xiang: Ah ~ ~ Not bad!
Liu Bei (e): The highest score, not bad, plus est! (cute)
A Xiang: Actually, in my opinion, your music is not bad, and it is the highest level. Add est! (shy+blushing)
40. Hua Tuo: I am happy about the treatment that will change history.
Zhang Fei: If you don't get to the point, I'll let you change history!
4 1. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever.
Liu Bei (you): I promise ~ he will ~ (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! (guilty ~ ~)
42. Sun Shangxiang: Who will arrive first tomorrow or in the future?
Liu Bei (you): It turns out that we will arrive first tomorrow, because A Xiang and I have no future at all. How can we get there first?
43. Liu Bei: So, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? !
A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blushing+approaching ing) to talk about an extraordinary love! !
Liu Bei os: Alas, A Xiang, we are really destined to be an extraordinary love! !
44. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, today is not easy to try! Today's exam, you cheat today, if you don't do it today, it will be too late!
45. Cao Cao: You have seen the Art of War! (Jing ING~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a collection of tactics that my grandchildren worked hard and narrowly escaped death. Cao Jiazu's legacy was passed on from his son to his daughter, and now it is locked in our new multi-security titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I still have to ask you carefully. Liu Beizuo: Oh!
Cao Cao: How did you know about this plan?
Liu Beizuo: Well, it's written in the plan! ~
Cao Cao: ~ ~ ~ Ah, hahaha ~ ~ It's written on it, how could I forget it ~ ~
Liu Beidi: Sun Tzu's Art of War, and from children to women ... I went to Tieshikong second-hand bookstore and bought it 100 for your sister ~ (Thinking)
46. Zhang Fei: I'm afraid Jiang Gan has disappeared.
Liu Beizuo: It's gone. Is it serious?
Guan Yu: Brother, of course it's serious.
Ma Chao: For people, flying without wings means death.
47. Zhang Fei: Big Brother, I don't care if you are real or fake, cooked, roasted, fried or smoked. You will always be my big brother ~ ~ ~
48. Guan Yu: Yun, you look pale.
Hua tuo: I agree, it's really bad, even worse than healthy stool (others solemnly nod)
49. Liu Bei: I think clouds are very unusual.
Guan Yu: Brother, I just don't think you are ordinary ... (comparing the movement of kamikaze) Ourabah! What is this?
50. Grandpa: Confucius said that men and women don't give and receive. If you keep holding me like this, people will think that the two of us have come out.
5 1. Da Qiao: Who is Guan Yu?
Guan Yu: I am.
Da Qiao: I'll kick your ass.
Liu Beiyou stepped forward and grabbed Da Qiao.
Da Qiao: My, my eggs! Let me go.
Liu Beizuo: Sorry.
Guan Yu: Miss, do you have any misunderstanding?
Da Qiao: Misunderstanding? I misunderstood your shredded chicken noodles.
A Xiang: Da Qiao, take a deep breath and speak slowly.
Da Qiao: Take your time. Let me talk about the bottom of your spicy pot. Get out of the way I want revenge on Guan Yu!
A Xiang: Wait a minute. Why take revenge on Guan Yu? What's wrong with my brother? Say it.
Da Qiao: This bastard, he killed Atz!
Sun Quan: "It's better to do something valuable than say a hundred apologies!" "
53. Zhang Fei: Brother, I'm sorry! Your people are from A Xiang. But the romantic suite has been stolen by Chao Hezhong!
54. Liu Beizuo: No matter how high the position is, it is useless. Where is the key. Because even if you become a celebrity. You have great energy and power, ranking above ten thousand people, but the person you like doesn't like you. Then you'll never have a place with her. Instead of becoming a celebrity that everyone admires. I'd rather stand beside the person I like, hold her hand at any time and become a unique person in her eyes. As long as this, even without status and power, I have the courage to face everything!
55. Zhang Fei: Be careful that Sun Quan circles you, and the fork circles you, and then you fork you and fork you!
Liu Beizuo: Is this horrible? Wuhu: Of course it's scary!
Cao Cao: It's simply human torture! Liu Beizuo: So ... what will happen?
Guan Yu: Sun Quan will bury you in the sand first, leaving only a dead head after burial!
Zhang Fei: Then cut it from the middle of your head with a knife and open a hole for the dead!
Zhao Yun: Use mercury again and pour it into the wound!
Ma Chao: Brother, you will itch in the future!
Liu Beizuo: So what if it is difficult to stop?
Huang Zhong: If it's hard to stop, just struggle to find a punch!
Cao Cao: I suddenly saw a hole in the top of my head, and I didn't even want the skin. I pulled it out!
Zhang Fei: Brother, are you itchy all over?
Liu Beizuo: It tickles me to death!
(... I thought: Isn't this a movie dialogue? )
56. Cao Cao: "It is the right thing to do, regardless of strength. One day I will let you know how big the world is!
57. Sun Quan: "Everyone can think that I am a bad person, except you (Da Qiao)."
58. Sun Quan: "Don't bite your ear in front of me!"
59. Liu Beixiu: "A Xiang, if I leave you one day. With your cleverness, you will find that things are different from before. I hope you can use your heart to decide your feelings. If you finally like him. Then I will bless you and play for you in the distance. Only you can listen to enough love and pray that you will be happy forever. "
60. Zhou Yu: I want to put your business before my life.
6 1. Zhou Yu: I don't like you crying. If you stop crying, I will let go.
62. Zhou Yu: Xiao Gan, this road is very long and far, just like our future. Whether you are steering ahead or I am steering, promise to come with me, ok?
Xiao Qiao: Kim, you have to ride together to see the future.
63. Zhou Yu: This is a song I wrote for you, and it will surely realize all your wishes.
64. Sun Quan: What I want is never "thank you".
65. Sun Quan: Although I didn't say "I like you" to her, I did a hundred things that I liked her.
66.hey! I'm Mallota!
67. Sun Quan: (to Sun Shangxiang) You know that uncle is timid, afraid of death, suspicious, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, delusional, with a donkey-like personality and a broken mouth. (Uncle A Xiang is standing next to Sun Quan)
68. Xiao Qiao: What do you like about me, Kim?
Zhou Yu: Reckless, rude and thoughtless.
Xiao Qiao: I hate it, but I don't like it.
Zhou Yu: Yes, I like it. I don't know why, you can always express your emotions so naturally, frankly and without femininity.
Don't hide it. You can cry or laugh loudly. This is what I like about you.
69. Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang and Xiu: This way, this way, this way.
70. A Xiang: Get ready. I don't care what will separate us. In this life, I depend on you. ...
Promise me that I won't find it like my big brother, okay?
Hugh: I will never let you lose me. If you really can't come back, I'll leave. Before I disappear, I will definitely call Seaman. ...
7 1. Guan Yu: Third brother, you are no longer popular with women, and you are going to die on the battlefield. You will only make people more sad!
72. Dong Zhuo: each dozen 1000 boards. It's a crime to die. If you can't die, you can't die!
73. Zhang Fei: I can't kill Zhang Lang.