Li Ao’s classic sayings and famous sayings

Introduction: Stupid things are not done by fools, but by smart people. The following are Li Ao’s classic quotes and sayings that I have shared with you. Welcome to learn from them!

1. There are failures and there are heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both highly successful heroes. A hero never fails, he will catch the swan even when the sky falls.

2. Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. Little do they know that modern people have to do the ox-horse formation before they can get into a car.

3. To eliminate enemies, rely on friends; to eliminate friends, rely on friends’ wives; to eliminate friends’ wives, rely on God.

4. King Kong’s eyes are angry, Bodhisattvas lower their eyebrows, and nuns are thinking about the world.

5. A successful life begins with the audience, then the actors, and finally the backstage boss. A failed life does the opposite.

6. He sat by the water, his thoughts floating like duckweed on the water. But who is worthy of comparison with Duckweed? Duckweed still has roots, but I, the emperor, am imprisoned on a small island and have all the roots pulled out.

7. The best way to take revenge is to live longer and better than your enemy.

8. Franklin said something very touching. He said: "Where there is freedom, there is my motherland." This sentence was rewritten by me, Li Ao, as "This is my country, and I want to make it free."

9. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and oneself is in the eyes of beauty.

10. The pain of human beings is that they can only fight with their enemies and not with their friends; or they can only fight with their friends and not with themselves. Only those who are wise, courageous and brilliant in character can fight with themselves, fighting with who they are today and who they were yesterday.

11. The way I curse people is that others call them a bastard, but I have a skill. I can prove that you are a bastard.

12. I have two major regrets in my life: first, I cannot find a wonderful person like Li Ao to be my friend; second, I cannot sit in the audience and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

13. The cowardly hypocrite turns white into gray; the bold hypocrite turns black into gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to eliminate black and white.

14. Stupid people cannot do the stupidest things, and smart people do the stupidest things.

15. Taking a sauna is a blessing for the buttocks, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the buttocks; listening to a lecture by a Taiwanese scholar is a hardship for both the head and the buttocks.

16. It’s one thing if the road is not good, everyone has to go.

17. Aristotle said that humans are political animals. In fact, this is more practical for men. Politics requires you to be able to kill, behead, and act on stage. You must be able to attack your enemies and betray your friends.

18. I often suspect that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

19. The new women of the past walked out of the kitchen; the new women of modern times don’t go in at all.

20. The so-called failure is only the first step to success. Success may only take two steps, then failure is half the success; success may require ten steps, then failure is one-tenth of the success. Therefore, don't look at failure in isolation, look at failure as a period of success, the prelude to success, and look at failure and success together.

21. Reincarnation is not trustworthy. It is a kind of cowardice and selfishness to believe in an afterlife after death. Only when you die without any hope for the afterlife can you live a dignified life and die in a dignified way.

22. If a person is over fifty, he cannot ask for yesterday to be better than today; but if a person is only fifty, how can he know that today is actually better than yesterday.

23. The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can’t do. The second happiness in life is to do what others think you can’t do.

24. It is easier to love your fellow man than your neighbor, and it is more practical to hate your neighbor than your fellow man.

25. Because I have always been like that, you think I will always be like that.

26. To be young means not to believe in evil and to reject spiritual rickets; to be young is to be interesting and to refuse to be boring and destroy yourself; to be young is to strive for strength and to refuse to be exaggerated and achieve nothing!

27. I have two major regrets in my life. One is that I cannot find a wonderful person like Li Ao to be my friend, and the other is that I cannot sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

28. Those who have three swords and six eyes without changing their expressions are the big hooligans.

29. It is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; it is right to be either a friend or an enemy. Enemies should be identified leniently; friends should be identified strictly.

30. The fly that stops on the fly swatter is in the safest situation.

31. Appearance of calm is not calm. ——The surface is calmest before the time bomb explodes.

32. If you don’t take the initiative, a beautiful woman will let other men crawl on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will crawl on you. Without commitment, no woman is willing to let you crawl on top of her. In fact, it’s the same with work: if you don’t take the initiative, others will take away your good position. If you don't refuse, I'll arrange all kinds of troubles for you, and you'll often be criticized. Without commitment, no leader will believe in you because the leader cannot feel your determination.

33. Women have only one view on marriage; men have a thousand and one views on marriage.

34. Encounter is just a casual encounter, just a broken encounter, just a running water, just once, there is no next time. Farewell means farewell forever, farewell in life means farewell in death, let the back in her eyes be vague, let there be no more in your eyes.

35. When I want to find someone I admire, I look in the mirror.

36. Produced in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing, and broadcast in Shenzhen.

37. I don’t want to go through many experiences in my life again. But if time goes back and I can be young again, my dream soul rests on it, and there is nothing else I can ask for.

38. Discovering the extraordinary part of common sense is an extraordinary person.

39. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. Stupid people cannot do the stupidest things, and smart people do the stupidest things.

40. To be honest, in this era, if you want to get ahead, there are thousands of shortcuts, but there are only two correct ways, one is to take exams and the other is to choose.

41. I only love you a little bit. Other people’s love is like the deep sea, but my love is shallow. I only love you a little bit. Other people's love is as long as the sky, but my love is short. I only love you a little bit. Other people's love glances come and go, but I only take a peek at you.

42. If a dog bites a dog, the dog must reflect; if a mad dog bites the person, the person must reflect; if a mad dog bites a madman, both parties must reflect together.

43. If you don’t have money, don’t even think about it—stealing a chicken also costs a handful of rice!

44. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

45. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

46. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

47. Those who know how to look behind people’s backs are wise men and esthetes; those who know how to look behind people’s backs are traitors.

48. Falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; engaging in politics begins with deceiving others and ends with self-deception.

49. The British say that Britain has no permanent friends or permanent enemies, only permanent interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no permanent friends or enemies, only eternal justice.

50. In fact, this is life. You can’t choose everything and get everything. If you take something and don’t take it, you should face the loss calmly if you don’t take it. . ;