． Cao Cao's first official position was the Northern Wei of Luoyang County, which was equivalent to the deputy county-level public security director.

2. Cao Cao was short in stature, probably about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang, who is 1.84 meters tall, it can only be regarded as an unqualified defective product.

3. Cao Cao likes beautiful women. No matter where he goes, he likes to "hug grass and beat rabbits" and recruit some beauties!

4． Baby, come back, okay? Stop making trouble and come back with me... (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home)

5. If in the past when Dong Zhuo was still in the capital of Luoyang, he had the emperor in his hands, it would not be reasonable for us to attack him. But now he has burned down our capital and kidnapped the emperor. According to current terms, it can be positioned as a terrorist organization.

6. When Cao Cao returned to Suanzao Camp (the camp of the "Kwantung Allied Forces" that defeated Dong Zhuo) covered in dust and blood, what did he see the various princes in the camp doing? "The Hioki Sake Summit

does not make progress." In other words, she spends her whole day partying, going to bars, and playing video games.

1. Qingwen is not the one with Jia Baoyu, and the one with Baoyu is Xiren!

2. When Han Xin first started working...

3. Nuo, which is equivalent to OK now.

4. Who wants to stay in a ghost place like this?

5. ...then Han Xin broke up with the Nanchang pavilion chief~~~ and stopped playing with him!

6. Just grind the seal in your hands, and grind it, and grind it, until all the square ones become round, and don’t give it to others!

7. Liu Bang: "Being a general is not enough, then let him be a general!"

Xiao He: "That would be great."

8. Oops, what should I do if I scold you? The teacher’s tone and expression are so cute.

9. I was hired by you, and I am loyal to your plans. If you don’t listen to my ideas, byebye, I will find another boss.

10. Han Xin, you are not a kind person!

11. That kid didn’t fucking listen to me. If he had listened to me, what would he be like today? Can you still live?

12. Yi Zhongtian: I put forward a point of view, if you have personality, you will be charming if you have personality. How can you be charming without personality?

Moderator Xiao Chao: I fully appreciate the charm of Teacher Yi’s language.

Yi Zhongtian: I also think I am very attractive. A lot of fans, a lot of girls (laughs).

13. "You don't chase after so many people, but you chase that Han... who believes in something?"

14. The restaurant where he (Han Xin) often goes to eat is called Nanchang The director of the pavilion... prepare the meal first and finish it when he comes - people hate him... he has a bad temper, and he will break off the friendship with a flick of his sleeves.

15. You old man (Nanchang Pavilion Chief) is a villain.

16. Han Xin laughed, "I never thought I would be with someone like Fan Kuai today!" - What happened to Fan Kuai?

17. "Don't think that you are a coward if you bend your knees. If someone messes with you, just pounce on it, bite it, and hold on to it. What is this, a crab!"

19. "What should Chao Cuo do at this time? He should put his tail between his legs and be a good man, but he doesn't! Today Reform, tomorrow's reform, is like a stick that disturbs the peace of the court."

20. It is possible to develop rheumatoid arthritis after many years of fighting and sleeping in the open!

21. It made Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty admire him a little. The prince's family also admired him a little (in Hunan dialect).

22. There is no saying that it is inappropriate for a hero to use an ax or two hammers, so swords are said to be very noble.

23. "If I let someone else wear my clothes, that would be 'giving me a gift'!"

24. "Chao Cuo said: 'That doesn't matter, just cut it off. If you don't cut it, you'll do it! 'Then let's do it! When the two of them saw it, they were really opposed to it! I can't offend him at this time, but I have already scolded him. I slapped the table and scolded him: "Asshole! If a man has made great achievements, he should be a real king. Why should he be a fake one?"

26. Host: When you were talking about "The Man of the Han Dynasty", dark clouds were rolling in your hair!

Yi Zhongtian: People say it looks like instant noodles!

12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, this thief, is cunning and cunning!

13. Yuan Shao spent all day meeting guests at home. In today's terms, he held salons and parties, with busy traffic and bustling houses. This incident attracted the attention of the authorities at that time.

14. Yuan Shu thought that the emperor's title was like a trademark under our current market economy conditions and had to be registered first. He thought that if he registered the emperor's trademark first, others would not be able to do anything to him. Unexpectedly, he became "the target of public criticism".

15. Yuan Shang and Yuan Xi thought together: "Let's invite Gongsun Kang to drink, and make him a fool at the banquet!" Gongsun Kang also made a plan: "Why don't I invite these two brothers to drink, and make him a fool at the banquet?" They made both..." It turned out that Gongsun Kang made those two!

16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a kind of genius. He will not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, but he will definitely listen to any wrong opinions that are detrimental to him. That is strange.

17. Liu Bei is still very good at escaping. He is like a rat on a sea ship, always seeming to be the first to notice which ship is about to capsize... First he followed Gongsun Zan to fight Yuan Shao, then he followed Cao Cao to fight Lu Bu, and then he followed Yuan Shao to fight Cao Cao...

18. At that time, the people in Jiangdong called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang means young man, meaning to praise. Therefore, "Sun Lang" is "Sun Handsome Boy", and "Zhou Lang" is "Zhou Handsome Boy"... Handsome guys all like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu respectively married the two most beautiful girls at the time... It can be said that At this time, Zhou Yu was triumphant on the battlefield, in officialdom, and in love... Anyway, I was very envious!

19. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wrongly accused - he had never stolen any books at all, he was not ugly, and he was also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu was a handsome guy, and the friends of handsome guys... were usually handsome guys.

20． The so-called empty city plan was also made up... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, set up an incense burner, called two children, and sang karaoke on the tower...

21. Wu Zetian took the old ticket and boarded the harem's luxury yacht again.

22. Boys who are not naughty when they are young become useless when they grow up.

2 3. Did Sun Quan say this when he proposed: "If you want to marry, don't marry anyone else, you must marry me. Put on your dowry, take your sister, and drive Your carriage is coming."