Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
3. The mice are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
4, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is also serious.
5. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
6. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.
7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
9. All's well that ends well for lovers.
10, spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.
1 1. Where did you fall? Just lie down.
12, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
13, the donkey has looked backwards.
14, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.
15 although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
16, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
17, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.
18, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!
19, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...
Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...
2 1, my god, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!
22, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!
23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.
I ran hard, but I couldn't get rid of the sadness that followed. ...
25. Man is a dog's best companion.
I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.
27. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.
28. First, it is best not to meet each other, so that you can not fall in love. Second, it is best not to know each other, so that you can not miss each other.
29, don't do boring things, the difficulties are endless.
30. Carrying a banner against the wind, with two big characters written on it: My hero! !
3 1. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.
32. I would rather be proud and lonely than have no grievances.
33. Walk the catwalk to the society!
34. My brother's past love life was also quite chaotic.
35. I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: which Western Zhou Dynasty is this? This is from last week!
36. Fish said: I always open my eyes to leave your side. Water said: I have been flowing tirelessly all day, trying to surround you and hold you tightly. The pot said, it's almost fucking cooked, and there's still so much nonsense.
37. The Tang Priest met a banshee on his westbound journey, observed that her breasts were plump and her hips were plump, and she wanted to have sex. When she saw this scene, the banshee exclaimed, Elder! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!
38. Sit still and think about yourself. Gossip is not directed at people. Those who can bear hardships are people with lofty ideals. Those who are willing to bear hardships are not idiots. Respecting gentlemen is virtuous, and being afraid of villains is not incompetent.
39. How much love can fool around! !
40. You will never become an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality!
4 1, I can't learn well unless I fail in prison!
42. I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!
43. spoony men like who doesn't like me!
44. The difference between me and a madman is that I am not crazy!
45. Have a pen, a dream, courage, madness and gentleness.
46. You are only young once, but you can't come back. Therefore, it is necessary to be forgiven for subverting the whole world smartly-whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, patents should be obtained when things go wrong, stunts should be forced, and the whole person depends on talent and fate.
47. Unload the unshirkable burden, step back from the irreversible road, endure tears and pursue the untraceable future.
If I die before I wake up, I pray that God will take my soul away. ...
49. When cobwebs mercilessly sealed my stove, when the smoke of ashes sighed poverty, I still stubbornly spread the ashes of disappointment and wrote with beautiful snowflakes: Believe in the future.
50. Maybe after a fierce struggle in life, I will die more peacefully than the lake. Then please go to the cemetery to find my inscription, which also says: love life.
5 1, the dream of the future is floating in the lit cigarette, and the blue cloud is the dawn against hope. But now this wisp of smoke has become a sadness in my heart, and the rain has merged into a low cloud.
52, or simply forget her, beggars can not find the warmth of the world, I clearly see the future, wandering is the goddess of fate.
53. If you have a good impression in the crowd, please convey it with your eyes!
54. Fireworks blooming at the same time in the night sky can see each other's beautiful moments, but I can't light up your life. ...
55. Men who pretend to be forced are the easiest to be moved, because they even pretend to be moved.
56. If you are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.
57. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that you are handsome and can be so single-minded!
58. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.
59. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.
If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
6 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
62. In Egypt, a man can have four wives. How tired. China is better.
63. You also made me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand the electric heating!
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
65, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!
Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.
67. It doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.
68. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.
70. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.
7 1, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
72. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.
73. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.
Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.
75. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.
76. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
77. I will still look for you in my next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest.
78. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't complain about the dog!
79. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
80. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.
8 1, playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.
82. Hearing a name reminds me of one thing, which makes the city quiet and makes people tremble.
83. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
84. The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
85. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.
86. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
87. Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have lost their way first.
88. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.
89. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.
90. Hard life needs no explanation.
9 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
92. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
93. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson. Excerpt from: quotations from www.creditsailing.com.
94. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie.
95. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
96. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.
97. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?
98. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!
99. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.
100, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.