1. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my works, I want to achieve it through immortality. I don’t want to live in people’s hearts, I want to live in my apartment.

2. You can live to be a hundred if you give up everything that makes you want to live to be a hundred.

3. My love life was very bad. The last time I entered a woman's body was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

4. Sex reduces stress, while love does the opposite.

5. People are divided into spirit and body. The spirit embraces all noble pursuits, such as poetry or philosophy, while the body enjoys all pleasures.

6. Oh, he might be a member of the National Rifle Association, an organization dedicated to helping criminals obtain guns so they can shoot citizens. So this is a public service.

7. The difference between sex and death is that you can die independently and no one will make fun of you.

8. There are generally two types of people in the world, good and bad. Good people sleep well at night, while bad people enjoy their waking hours more.

9. When I was a child, my mother took me to see Snow White. Everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the witch.

10. One of my great regrets in life is that I am not someone else.

11. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, don’t love. However, you will suffer because of the lack of love. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, and to suffer is to suffer. If you want to be happy, just love, but then it will become suffering, and suffering will make you unhappy. Therefore, if you want to be unhappy, just love, or fall in love and suffer, or suffer because you are too happy - I Hope you understand.

12. It would be great if God could appear to me! For example, deposit a large sum of money in a Swiss bank in my name.

13. Not only does God not exist, but try to see if you can find a plumber on the weekend.

14. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I still carry a change of underwear with me.

15. Death is one of the few things that can be accomplished by just lying down.

16. The key is not to think of death as an end, but to think of it in a more positive light as a means of cutting expenses.

17. What if everything in our world is an illusion and everything does not exist at all? If that's the case, my carpet must be expensive.

18. After I was kidnapped, my parents took immediate action - they rented out my room.

19. By the way, the main problem with death is the fear of no afterlife - a depressing thought, especially for those who take the trouble to shave. At the same time, there is also a kind of fear, which is that although there is an afterlife, no one knows where to go to get there. But look on the bright side, death is one of the few things where you just have to lie down and relax.

20. Making love is like playing bridge. If your partner isn't great, you're better off relying on your own hands.

21. The only time my wife and I had orgasms at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

22. Everyone has hidden secrets, their own desires, desires, and unspeakable needs. Therefore, if life is to go on, people must learn to forgive.

23. The only time my wife and I had orgasms at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

24. Being bisexual can instantly double your chances of a Saturday night date.

25. People seem to be divided into good people and bad people. The good guys slept better, while the bad guys seemed to enjoy their waking hours better.

26. Subjectivity is objective.

27. Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for answers, sex raises some good questions.

28. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

29. To you, I am an atheist; to God, I am a loyal opponent.

31. Only by appreciating and liking the things you have, not the things you don’t have, can you be happy.

32. The universe is just a fleeting thought of God - This is a very uncomfortable thought, especially if you have just made a down payment on a house.

33. Eternal nothingness is nothing, if you dress appropriately for it.

34. But it is not the essential expansion of ontological existence.

35. I was thinking about Jesus as I walked through the woods. If he is a carpenter, I wonder how much he charges to build a bookshelf.

36. My brain is my second favorite organ.

37. I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when I die.

38. I am not worried about death... I just hope that when it comes, I will not be there.

39. Can we understand the universe accurately? My God, it’s hard enough not to get lost in Chinatown.

40. After all, there are worse things than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you'll know what I mean.

41. The two biggest misunderstandings people have about me are: they think I am an intellectual just because I wear glasses; they always think I am an artist because my movies always lose money. These two misconceptions were prevalent for a time.

42. Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Eren Yeager's classic quotations

1. Fight! fighting! fighting! fighting!

2. Because I was born in this world!

3. I eliminated the pests, they just happened to look like humans!

4. Maybe I don’t have any talent, but only fighting spirit. I will never lose to anyone.

5. Some people may think that it doesn’t matter if they stay inside the walls for the rest of their lives and never go out. As long as they have food and sleep, they can survive. But what’s the difference between them and domestic animals?

6. All of us are free from birth. No matter how powerful the enemy is blocking this point, it doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter whether it’s the Continent of Fire, the Continent of Ice, whatever! People who see these things are undoubtedly the happiest people in the world! Fight! I will risk my life for freedom! It doesn't matter how scary the world is! It doesn't matter how cruel the world is! Go fight! Go fight!

Introduction to Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager is the protagonist in the anime "Attack on Titan". A boy who once lived in Xiganxina District. He and Mikasa Ackerman and Armin Arnold were childhood playmates and have a very good relationship. Possessing strong mental strength and extraordinary mobility, he has a stronger yearning for the world outside the wall than anyone else, and has determined to join the Survey Corps since he was a child. After witnessing his mother being devoured by a giant, he vowed to expel all giants. He was given an injection related to the Titan's abilities by his father, and holds the key to the basement that may reveal the Titan's secrets.

Name research: J?ger means hunter in German; Eren means honor in German.

Eren Yeager has a strong spirit and extraordinary mobility, and has a higher vision for the world outside the wall than anyone else. His combat skills against humans are quite impressive, and he ranked second only to Mikasa in combat skills against humans in the training corps during the same period. The fifth graduate of the 104th Training Corps. A collection of Saadi's famous sayings

1. If someone sells the water of life and asks others to pay for it with their personality, a wise person will never buy it; because it is better to die with honor than to live in shame.

2. If you don't have water, you will laugh if you don't use the ground. The agarwood should be put on the fire, and the musk should be ground into fine powder.

3. If you don’t speak, there will be no trouble. If you open your mouth, you must have talent.

4. Don’t treat that person as a friend if he expresses affection for you when you are lucky. Only such a person is considered a friend, if he can save you from danger.

5. A drop of water can be gathered into a river, and a grain of rice can be gathered into a barn

6. If the audience cannot understand, no words will help. Only if they are enlightened can the truth move them. heart.

7. Whether you are a man or a woman, you must be gentle and tolerant to others to be worthy of your name. A person's true bravery and courage are by no means equal to using fists to stop others from speaking.

8. If you are too tolerant to a fool, he will become even more arrogant and disrespectful.

9. From now on, we bid farewell to the crowd and choose the road of solitude, because safety belongs to those who live alone.

10. Hard work is far more valuable than gold.

11. It is better to suffer first than to enjoy happiness while others suffer.

12. The teacher is far away, but the cause is built by perseverance and destroyed by impatience. In the desert, I could not help but see that the hurried travelers fell in love with the kind-hearted people who came to teach me; the galloping bell fell in the heart of the kind-hearted people, and the slow-moving camels continued to become monks.

13. Reason is controlled by emotions, just like a weak man in the hands of a shrewd woman.

14. If a rich man puts money in your hands, don’t treat him A little favor is too important; because the saint once taught: Hard work is far more valuable than gold. ----"Rose Garden"

15. Whoever scrimps on food and clothing on weekdays can easily survive when he is poor; whoever is luxurious and extravagant when he is rich will die of hunger and cold when he is poor.

16. If you are indifferent to the suffering of others, are you too angry to be called a human being?

17. No matter how beautiful the clothes given by the emperor witch are, they are not as good as your own common clothes. The rich man's food is not as delicious as a piece of bread on his own table.

----"One Kindness a Day"

18. People in the world, like children, need a good guide throughout their lives.

19. If a person wastes his life, he will abandon gold and not buy anything. ----"Rose Garden"

20. If Guo Lu takes an apple for heaven when he is in the garden of a hundred people, he will be able to find a tree that will grow on its own in that year. . ----"Rose Garden"

21. A knowledgeable person who does not practice is equivalent to a bee who does not make honey.

22. Man is a member of the whole, originating from the same essence and the same ancestor. When a person experiences pain, his followers will feel uneasy. It is difficult for me to be a human being who does not sympathize with human suffering.

23. If a person wastes his life, he has left gold without buying anything.

24. Whoever has no patience has no wisdom.

25. A traveler without common sense is like a bird without wings; a theorist without practice is like a forest without fruit.

26. Traveling has many benefits: it is full of freshness; it broadens your horizons; you enjoy the joy of seeing new cities; you meet new friends; you can learn all kinds of elegant manners.

27. Only the kind heart is the heart that rises up to hit the mountain for you. If you come up ten times, you will be praised by your number.

28. If the feelings between friends are sincere, enemies will have no opportunity to take advantage of them.

29. If you want to receive help in times of trouble, you should be lenient to others on weekdays.

30. It is difficult to remove thick rust from soft skin - "Rose Garden" Ai Chen's famous sayings

1. What kind of profit can I make before I can come to see you? I have turned into a new age, but there is no time to hold my regret, and it has become eternal. There is no time to say I love you, and my eyes have been blurred with tears. My vision is too late to say anything. If I can come and see, I have reached the finish line, and my dream is clearly broken. Otherwise, my family and friends can come and chase me and hypnotize me----"It's too late to say that I can come and see"

2. I can bear this for a moment At my age, I shouldn't have such good qualities and good habits.

3. Playing love songs with heart, no need to compose love songs, the meaning of my life, the life with music, many things, good style, small and colorful movies, music is my move, the source of China, and my only spirit. Kaijie Food

4. It will be too late to say goodbye, but you have already turned into Neng Xijin - "It's too late to say hello"

5. Wash your hair Half-washed, I am not as good as my heart, but I am not as good as my heart, and I am not as good as my heart, but I have a seasoning bag in front of her - "Ai Chen"

6. I am used to your habit of making up beautiful excuses. The year of the people is over, the noise of things is exhausted, I am used to the disguise of people in front of me, I am used to the kindness of being alone, I am used to just shouting like a voice without extravagant hopes, I am used to the fate and wind, and I am used to taking care of her trivial things for you. I'm used to holding you in my arms when sleeping peacefully. I'm used to laughing and treating you as if I'm dependent on you. I'm used to listening to you and talking to someone else. I'm used to just calling out like a sound. Because I like you, I'm used to just calling out like a sound. Because I don't love you----"The Lies of Chuxue"

7. Do you know why condoms are black in the check box? It's like eating black condoms to make you lose weight.

8. You were born as music, and I know you. You were born as you, can you become my music, I love, I insist?

< p> 9. The sadness of thousands of moons and twilight snow is rippling in the middle of your beautiful but big time. After the moon is over, the wind is blowing and the heart is broken. The lamp shadow is shaking on the stone platform. How do you feel? ---"Peach Blossom Liang"

10. If you love loneliness, I have the stars to find ways to accompany you! ----"Ai Chen"

11. If you don't study well, you will have no intention of marrying Ai Chen.

12. Things can bloom like this. There are many things in the mountain. The raindrops can be heard. Things can be fed for ten times. They are ticking like they are alive. It is I who gives birth to them It's like being stuck in a hustle and bustle that year. There are too many things you want to say, but the loudest sound can be lost. ---- "Qian Wu Nu"

13. It's too late to tell the real husband that you have already turned to the real husband.

There is no time to say love to Xiang Bing, and the tears blur the sight of the husband----"No time to tell the truth, see you"

14. If you want to freeze time at this moment, the bustling crowd should be invisible---- "It's too late to tell the truth"

15. At the end of the day, the snow is flying at the beginning, just like playing, I am right, I am numb in the middle of the year, I am walking to the west, I am right, I can stop the quarrel, and I am still right. If you think you surrender, why don't you turn around? Mr., you have to leave the house and learn from me. Then you open the corners, take off the mask, shed a few drops, and cry to them, then hastily put it away, then say deceit, but in a flash, you feel love, confusion and betrayal. But love dies in an instant, and there are false tears in my heart. I mention the dusty past in my heart. Please forget it when I look back. I’m used to your excuses, I’m used to it. I’m used to shouting in the world. I’m used to being in front of others. Pretending to be used to the kindness of being alone, getting used to it, but I pretended to have no extravagant hopes, getting used to fate, always trying to hide it, lying to me on the first snowy day, please say sorry, and still forget it later——"Song The Lie of the First Snow"

16. I'm so rich in your family's rice, and I'm so rich in your family's free money, so I want my husband to marry your daughter-in-law.

17. Transplanted everything at the boundary between good and evil to see which soul will finally occupy the real authority of this body——"Transplantation"

18. I tried to see how I feel about myself Be more mature and face the battle bravely, and you will always have the advantage of yours - "No Time to Say Goodbye or Not See You"

19. Love her and make sure you do it right away , Love Ai Chen

20. Live as a Chinese, die as a Chinese ghost. It's absolutely impossible for me to write a great book in English.

21. When the swallowtail butterfly falls on your clothes and eyebrows, it seems to be too much. I just want to collect you. You are more beautiful than the earth at this time. You can be more beautiful today than the earth. It is like a big moon. Compared with the existence of the earth, I have my appearance to accompany you when the flow of children has not returned. Compared with the existence of the earth, the brightness is more perfect - "Luo"

22. If a person is not arrogant, he should be punished. Learn to eat the earth to destroy the master.

23. I really don’t like singing opera tunes. You can kill me if you try too hard.

24. I am your sweetheart.

25. The biggest shortcoming in my life is that I am too impatient to outdo her kindness.

26. I will give you a slap with my backhand, which will be of great benefit to you, just like when you were learning, you can turn the circle on the water.

27. There is a saying for those of you who have never heard that Xiyue Shishan gave birth to him. A good man relies on laughter, and a woman relies on sleeping - "Ai Chen"

< p> 28. Thinking too much about this moment, freezing the time, the bustling crowd, when I can’t see you standing opposite me, I can’t express my thoughts like a frenzy, maybe this life is not worth remembering, seeing that I am the only one who has said that they are like a true line of defense. When a good friend breaks up with me, can I say sorry? I tried to be the first person. I have to be more mature in my youth and face it bravely to recognize the truth. I can see that only I have your love. I hope that when I think about it later, I will see that we are the only ones who meet. I get angry again and again. Every time it passes, I get up because it is too late. I have no time to say it. Every time I see you, I have changed my mind. In fact, it is full. It is full. It is better than being full. I get angry again. Every time I get up, I get it. Too late to hug, regret becomes eternal, full of energy, no time to say goodbye, every time I pass, it’s too late, no time to say that I love you, I shed tears, every time my vision is blurred, I’m angry again, every time I pass, I’m too late, no time to say no more, every time I see it, I’m full of yes. I am so full that when I reach the end, my dreams are shattered so clearly that I don’t want the wind to rise and I will fall again and again. Every time I chase, I will hypnotize myself----"The song has no time to say, I will fall again every time I see you"

29. I am crazy about you, I'm crazy about you, and I hit a big wall because of you.

30. When we say goodbye, there is no time to tell her that we have seen each other. You have turned around and we have arrived. When we say goodbye, there is no time to hug her. The regret is that we say farewell forever---- "There is no time to say goodbye to her." See》