Woody Allen's movie lines
1 Philosophy is only verbal. Woody Allen, unreasonable person.
Only failed love can be romantic. Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona
A wicked man probably knows something. Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
Don't make irresponsible remarks about * *. That's with the person you love. Woody Allen's annie hall
5 *** is the greatest pleasure you can get without laughing. Woody Allen's annie hall
To be a good lover, you must be strong and gentle. Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
Of all human weaknesses, obsession is the most dangerous and stupid. -Woody Allen's "Not Strong * * *"
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona
I can't remember the reason for living, and when I do, that reason is not convincing. Woody Allen, unreasonable person.
10 Only one word of love is not enough to express my feelings. I love you, I love you very much, and I will always love you. Woody Allen's annie hall
1 1 The word love is too pale to describe my feelings. I am patient with you. I like you and I hate you. Woody Allen's annie hall
12 random film shooting. If you don't realize the value of life, life will drift with the tide and be ridiculous. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
13 don't think of death as the end point, but as a very effective way to cut expenses. -Woody Allen's Love and Death
14 If there is anything in life, it is boredom. Philosophers call it absurd, but what they really mean is boredom. Woody Allen, Central Park West Road
15 Please remember that when people take a spaceship and approach the speed of light, they will go to work on time or even in advance, and they will dress more appropriately. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
When I was a child, my mother took me to see Snow White. Everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the witch. Woody Allen's annie hall
17 because bad is nothing more than good; If a person sings a nice song, that's fine, but if he keeps singing, people will start playing Trouble. Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
18 The latter, as a person who made ill-gotten gains, was very suspicious and never let anyone in new york walk behind him. When walking in the street, he often turns and spins quickly. Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
19 Everyone has skeletons in their closets, their own desires and unspeakable needs. Therefore, if people want to live, they must learn to forgive. Woody Allen, Central Park West Road
People have lived for thousands of years without learning how to love. Because we can't abandon our self-esteem, put down our sense of superiority and love someone without asking for anything in return. Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona
2 1 Being loved is not the same as being loved, because one can be loved far away. However, to truly love someone, the most fundamental thing is to squat behind the curtain and share a room with that person. Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
It is difficult for any philosopher to solve the problem of obesity and guilt, until Descartes separated the brain from the body, so that when the body was eating and munching, the mind thought: Whatever, it wasn't me anyway. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
To put it simply, we are lonely and aimless, destined to roam in the indifferent universe, with no hope of redemption, and no future except painful death and the empty reality of eternal nothingness, right? Woody Allen, a prostitute in Mensa.
Now, all her blood is frozen, and she sees a huge shadow passing through the wall. Her heart kept beating and she almost cried. Just then, she saw that the shadow was herself. So she decided to lose weight and then called the police. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
Absurd spiritual courses are advertised as bringing people divine power. The price of gaining divine power is to live without dignity, be ridiculous and be teased for a while. Finally, I got a little magical power, but we don't need it in our lives. The conclusion is that coffins can't make life better, but they are stupid. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
Now, people are debating whether things are made of particles or waves. Miss Kelly is definitely made of wavy lines. I can see that when she walked to the drinking water tank, she was covered with wavy lines. This is not to say that she doesn't have good particles, but her wavy lines allow her to get all kinds of accessories from Tiffany's shop. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
Consumerism has led to many new products and eccentric fashions. Aromatic fabric? A person who wants to buy ordinary clothes, in front of arrogant salesmen, consumes a cynical, eccentric and fashionable aesthetic. Many salespeople who are eager for quick success and instant benefit are like this. A salesman is an empty shell who just wants to make money. Consumers should have their own ideas and not be fooled by empty shells. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
As we all know, for centuries, Rome has always regarded "open turkey hot sandwich" as the first. Only after the Reformation did many sandwiches have to be closed and reopened. /kloc-in the 0/4th century, religious paintings first described the situation that overweight people were sent to hell, wandering and eating only salads and yogurt. Spaniards are particularly cruel. During the inquisition, anyone who puts crab meat in avocados may be put to death. -Woody Allen "Chaos"
Woody Allen's lines
1 Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad TV.
Man is closer to the crossroads than at any time in history. One road leads to despair, and the other leads to extinction. Let's pray that we have the wisdom to make the right choice.
Interestingly, modern astronomers think that space is limited. This is very comforting-especially for those who never remember where to put things.
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when I die.
Losers are much more interesting.
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
Men learn to love women who attract them, while women learn to attract men they fall in love with.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I don't want to be immortal through hard work, but I want to be immortal through immortality.
Love is painful. To avoid pain, don't love. However, you will suffer from not loving. Therefore, love is bitter, not love is bitter, and suffering is bitter. Love if you want to be happy, and then it will become pain. Pain will make people unhappy, so love if you want to be unhappy, or fall in love with pain, or suffer because you are too happy-I hope you understand.
1 1 If you give up everything that makes you want to live to 18, you can live to 18.
12 in short, we are lonely and aimless, destined to roam in the indifferent universe, with no hope of redemption, no future except pain, death and eternal nothingness, right?
13 Only tried love will be romantic.
14 The best way is to keep working and work in isolation without being interrupted by other things. I've always lived like an ostrich. This method has disadvantages, but it also has advantages, especially for writers. I like being alone and working alone. I don't like participating in other activities.
15 sex is dirty? Only under the right circumstances.
16 Not only does God not exist, but there is not even a plumber on weekends.
17 if only god could give me some clear evidence to prove his existence! For example, give me a large deposit in a Swiss bank.
18 *** is the greatest pleasure you can get without laughing.
19 human beings are facing the choice of crossroads more than at any time in history. A road leads to hopelessness and despair. The other leads to extinction. Let's pray that we have the wisdom to make the right choice.
Enjoy the waking hours better.
2 1 Appreciate and like what you have, not what you don't have, and you will be happy.
I know that many people my age will never get out, so they can't face their own lives. They still live in the fifties and sixties, and can't understand why everything is different from what they once believed and hoped, so they think the reality is false, too cruel and too ugly. When you sit in those cinemas, you really believe everything is true. You don't think this is just a movie. You will think that although I have never lived that life and lived in a shabby house in Brooklyn, there are still people living in that luxurious house in the world. They ride horses, date elegant women and have cocktails together at night. It's just another life. This was later confirmed by the story you read in the newspaper about people who live like movies. Its influence is so deep that people can't extricate themselves, and many people I know will never get out.
Don't slander Lu; Lu is the relationship between me and my true love.
Bad-hearted people often know better.
What if everything doesn't exist and we are only in other people's dreams? Or worse, what if only the fat man in the third row really exists?
Which is better to love or be loved? If your cholesterol value exceeds 600, neither is good.
Sex can relieve stress, but love is the opposite.
Not only does God not exist, but also try to find a plumber this weekend.
If you give up everything that makes you want to live to be a hundred, you can live to be a hundred.
I don't think my parents like me. They put a live teddy bear on my crib.
Introduction to Woody Allen's Classic Works
Woody Allen, whose real name is Allan Stewart Koenig Allen Stewart Koenig, is an American film director, screenwriter, actor, comedian, writer, musician and playwright. Allen's unique films, which span drama and comedy, make him one of the most respected directors in America. Allen is also famous for its fast shooting process and numerous films. Allen's films are often written, directed and sometimes even performed by himself. In terms of inspiration, Allen borrowed from literature, sexuality, philosophy, psychology, ancient Greece, Jewish identity, European movies, and his birthplace and lifelong residence: new york City.
Allen is also a jazz clarinet player. From his hobbies as a teenager to his official public performances in some small places in his hometown of Manhattan, Allen sometimes even appeared in various jazz seasons. Allen participated in the performances of the Collection Jazz Band and the New Orleans Funeral Jazz Band, and served as the soundtrack for his comedy film "Fools make havoc in the Science City" on 1973. His rare tour in Europe on 1996 also became the theme of the documentary "Wild Man Blues".