1. I have a heart for masturbating but I have the body of a aunt. In fact, I should be handsome

2. Why do I smell something when you open your mouth? Does it smell like leucorrhea

3. When you are young, there will always be someone who transcends friendship and is not like love.

4. You said you treat women like dogs, can you treat dogs like women?

5. What should I do? My first kiss is gone again

< p>6. You are just relying on me to like you, and that is the only reason that makes me humble.

7. There are two poisons in the world, one is called Shakespeare and the other is Qiong Yao

8. Why is there not another bottle of the big bottle of drink?

9. I planted my boyfriend into the ground in the spring, and in the fall, I forgot about it

10. When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of stuffing they are< /p>

11. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

12. Don’t dislike my small breasts, you are not even 8cm

13. It turns out that you like her because of her big mouth

14. He knows A twisted melon is not sweet, but he doesn’t like to eat melons

15. I have never loved anyone so desperately or worked so hard for anyone in my life. But you are really an exception in my life, a big exception

16. We parted in the best years. Then spend the rest of your life, long and persistent expectations, waiting

17. If there is no ugliness of separation and betrayal, how can we truly love.

18. I miss my childhood. Carefree, no responsibility, no heartbreak, no hurt, no pain.

19. Talking to myself, bringing it upon myself, and being sentimental are all problems that I cannot change.

20. When a man is having sex, he doesn’t scream because he is listening to you.

21. I cry easily. But I'm not vulnerable. I laugh a lot. But I'm not happy.

22. Our biggest difference is that you are afraid of getting fat, and I am worried about whether you have eaten enough

23. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

24. We are two periods of waiting, waiting for the accident that belongs to us.

25. The chances of finding true love these days are about the same as the chances of being struck by lightning.

26. Did you know that women are less likely to die from excessive bleeding than men?

27. Today there is a very funny TV series, let’s watch Thunderstorm

28. You can be pretentious or create, you can squander or fuck, you can make trouble while you are young

29. Love is like the crystallization of despair, unknowingly growing in the process of contact Melancholy.

30. My sister is so low-key, but the robbers discovered the existence of my money

31. Donor, put down the butcher knife, become a Buddha, and shave your head

32. I tried my best not to make the people around me sad, but found that it was me who was hurt.

33. You are just relying on me to like you, and that is the only reason that makes me humble.

34. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

35. I think, if one day, someone mentions me accidentally, and you are stunned, what is going through your mind.

36. If I feel pain in order to move you, then go to ***

37. Once there is wind and rain, the ground will be red. Wet with the fragrance of flowers, there is a bit of sadness, but the world is impermanent.

38. Just because you reveal half of your vagina does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you are too small.

39. In your next life, you must be a man. You will not bleed or be fucked. Go on, don’t have children