People live for fame and fortune, which is fine. I just want to make money. If I eat well, dress well, and live well, I can speak cross talk well. If someone throws 100 million away, I will talk about cross talk every day and do nothing.

2. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.

3. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it.

4. Does their family have a bad reputation? If you don’t pick up something in the aisle, it will be thrown away.

5. Many crosstalks are made up, but this one is true.

6. I’m going to a restaurant for dinner. Do you have any chicken? Waiter: Shh! I am!

7. My cross talk will ruin the Spring Festival Gala!

8. A lot of people came, and I was very happy.

9. You don’t even know me, but I am a great scientist. I have been a scientist for more than a week.

10. In my heart, Yu Qian is a perfect person... This person is finished.

11. Do whatever the guest asks you to do. Why don't you fight for a hundred dollars?

12. First practice holding a bicycle and saying goodbye to a big man.

13. Everyone knows that Guan Yu, Liu Bei, and Zhang Fei kowtowed to the ground one by one, as if they were one person. Later, they followed Tang Monk to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. This matter is even in the Dream of Red Mansions. There are records.

14. Kara is a dog, I wrote it, and I plan to write another one where Yu Qian is a pig.

15. He is beautiful and has a beard like Zhang Fei.

16. If you don’t leave me here, you will have a place to stay; if you don’t leave me everywhere, you will join the railway.

17. While walking, eh, a question mark appeared in front of him, and Liu Bei jumped "唔楔楞楽楞"", eh~ a mushroom appeared, and he ate the mushroom, and Liu Bei grew taller. Still walking forward, there was another one. When he touched it, a flower came out. After eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand and said, "Dudududududu" can shoot bullets! That bastard with wings will Here we go

18. Smoking fake cigarettes, drinking fake wine, watching fake football matches, listening to fake singing. Wearing fake name brands and fake headgear. Only the bastard in the world is real and is called a turtle.

19. You are so fat. In the big circle chair you sit on, the flesh on your body is stuffed into the empty space of the chair. It is full. When you stand up, you pull the chair down.

20. If a horse is thin and hairy but has fat hooves, a son who steals his father is not considered a thief. A blind old man married a blind old lady, and neither of them saw each other for more than half their lives.

21. There are so many people coming, I am very pleased. Thank you for coming. Don't leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

22. The moon is setting, crows are crying, and the sky is covered with frost. The river maples and fishing fires are facing melancholy. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Suzhou. You have to buy a ticket to enter... * Withered vines and old trees, crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is westerly and the horse is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken man is in the hospital... His intestines are broken and he still doesn't go to the hospital!... I am the number one master in tampering with Tang poetry and Song lyrics.

23. My mentality is getting more and more peaceful now. I can enjoy everything, so it is easier to create good cross talk.

24. The fact that cross talk can sell for such a high price proves that some people watch and love it. This is the pride of cross talk. Besides, we say cross talk brings happiness to people. I bring you happiness, and it is only natural for you to take care of my food.

25. Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then.

26. There is no door that can stop him, and there is no lock that can stop him. Even the bank's safety lock can be opened by him with a piece of celery.

27. Brains are like pine nuts, boiled in a bowl when opened.

28. When so-and-so was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother had the most difficult time. Here is the husband, here is the child, both have to be taken care of. Feed this child with milk, feed that child with medicine, feed him with milk, and give him medicine. Give me medicine, give me milk. His father is very strong, and the child took the wrong medicine.

29. - It's a denture - throw it away quickly. ――Don’t throw it away, what a pity. ――What's the matter? ——Tie a small stick on it and use it as an itch scratcher.

30. There were about twenty people standing at the door of the White House, some men and some women, and their bags were all ready—reporters! I have to be careful what I say, so as not to let them take advantage of me and embarrass the Chinese people. Going downstairs, this group of people came over: "Master, do you want to sell?" "The seller!" What do you think the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau does for food?

31. It was cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I unzipped the buttons and put them in my pocket.

32. Hey~~~! There was once an opportunity to make money in front of me, but I didn't take it seriously. The opportunity passed and I regretted it. If God gives me another chance, I hope to tell the village chief: I am willing to go. If I had to add a limit in front of that salary, I hope it would be: 400 yuan.

33. Guo Degang: Brother Di, I hope that the world will be peaceful, that the people of the world will live and work in peace and contentment, that the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe, and that there will be no war. Is that okay, eh? God: (Thinking about it...) This is difficult. Let's tell the truth. I'm not that capable. It's really true. I won't tell you anything else. Can you do something else? Let's discuss something else. I felt that I had a photo of someone else with me. Guo Degang: Brother Di, look at this. This is my senior brother. He is quite cold-looking and cannot be a good partner. Please make him prettier.

34. Can I revitalize cross talk alone? Impossible, it just acts as a shock.

35. If cross talk is not funny, then it is "funny".

36. I ordered a portion of shark fin fried rice, but I couldn’t find the shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

37. Those who are near pigs are fat, and those who are near urine are coquettish.

38. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you!

39. If the law doesn’t care, I would have beaten him to death long ago.

40. The most inhuman thing in the world is human beings.

41. Spending money is like peeing your pants, it’s a pleasure.

42. Come to a pound of watermelon and weigh it accurately.

43. I have been an artist for more than a week.

44. I want to be a chef and performing artist...

45. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

46. Taking concubines according to law is the obligation of every citizen!

47. Anyone who doesn’t know him has never eaten pork.

48. As the saying goes, if people go higher, urine will flow lower

49. If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

50. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

51. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it. …

52. Don’t even like fried noodles? You forgot your roots! ! !

53. Young man, you are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.

54. Crosstalk pays attention to four tasks: pit. Mongolian. Turn. cheat!

55. I bet you have become a beggar! You are very well dressed!

56. His photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, and posted on the bedside for contraception.

57. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death.

58. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

59. The person performing for you is Li Jing, the young leader of the Beijing Beggar Gang...

60. If I fall in love with you, I would have tied my head to my belt!

61. This young man looks like an actor when he hides his face...

62. Is there a tradition in their family? If you don’t pick up things in the aisle, they will be thrown away...

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63. I drank too much last time, so I used chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half.

64. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

65. Dad, I’m hungry! I’m hungry again. Didn’t you eat last year?

66. Let me think about it... Xinjiang, Qaidam, this must be considered outside the third ring road, right?

67. The lock can be opened with a poke of noodles, and a pack of instant noodles can open a small neighborhood.

68. Thank God for giving me the braised pork. When I open my eyes, who took it away from me?