I think you are on the road of two, walking step by step and never deviating.
3. Never leave a name when doing good deeds. I'm Liu Wenbo, an education official in China.
Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.
5, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.
6. I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.
7. This question is so creepy, outrageous and crazy.
8. Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of honing my will in life.
9. You can't do this problem. If so, 1 is very contradictory. It must call "who am I" in its mind thousands of times.
10, this place is not generally desolate. I saw a bird yesterday and wanted to shit here. Seeing this situation, I don't even have the courage to fly.
1 1. Teacher, your qq space question is "Why do birds fly up and down?" What's the password? "Because it's lonely."
12, Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.
13, I saw a black man say "Look, nigger!" Yesterday. Out of courtesy. The other person smiled very gentlemanly and said, "Mom, this is B".
14, the fortune teller said, "Your feelings were very dull in the first 30 years." Thinking of 28 this year will definitely improve in the next 30 years. The other party said, "You will get used to this blandness in the next 30 years."
15, students see what "seeing things differently and thinking about moving" means, and the wife says "different is the opposite sex" and "moving is moving", ok! I want to move to his house when I meet the opposite sex.
16, hey, buddy, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.
17, "If you are handsome, you must be a man. Look at me if you can't figure it out "(the teacher thinks he is handsome). The student said, "Then I can't figure it out."
18. Go to work earlier than "chicken" and get off work later than "chicken".
19, our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night, and at major festivals in the morning.
20. There is something wrong with your understanding. For example, if a man is obscene and his girlfriend is beautiful, you say "it's really a flower inserted in cow dung", and the other person naively says "how dare you fucking call my girlfriend cow dung".
2 1, the pet phrase of the four senses judges (describing the entertainment talent show as uncultured) is "sense of picture, three-dimensional sense, texture and layering".