Captain Jia: Twenty years later, I became a hero again-a traitor!
Captain Jia: Shoot first, then bury alive!
Traitor A: Captain, you don't need to be buried alive after being shot.
Captain Jia: Then bury them alive first and then shoot them!
Traitor B: Huh? !
Captain Jia: Kill the buried alive! ~~~
Kuroda: Look at my face! Jia Gui: Yes, your face has always been so "colored".
Jia Gui: I spit on your face!
The devil asked: What is the devil (shit)?
Kuroda: It needs animals to establish a paradise for kings and animals to maintain a new order. In short, the imperial army and animals are inseparable.
Captain Jia: Yes, there must be an imperial army if there are animals.
Kuroda: Village Chief Guo, your guo jia cun is a model village. I hope the animals there are also model animals.
Jia Gui: Do you understand?
Village head of Guojiacun: That's, that's, that's, that's, animals. They all work for the imperial army.
Kuroda: Imperial troops and beasts are inseparable. The imperial army will treat the animals of fellow villagers as brothers.
"The brothers all raised their guns (above their heads)."
"ah? Put the gun down. The two brothers are unwilling to pay, but they can't stop Shi Qingshan's words. What he said makes sense: hand over the gun and don't kill it! "
Kuroda made Jia Gui suspect that someone might be the Eighth Route Army. Jia Guili stared: "I'm beginning to doubt you now. Are you fucking Taijun Kuroda? " (Get a big slap in the face at once)
At a meeting, when discussing the competition between the Japanese army and the people of China, Jia Gui said confidently, "Find a restaurant where people can compete with the imperial army for dinner. When it comes to appetite, no one can beat the imperial army! "
Jia Gui said to Kuroda, "You don't stay in Japan honestly. You are full and have nothing to do. What are you doing here? "
Jia Gui said to Kuroda, "Didn't the imperial army steal American pearls last year?" Kuroda corrected Pearl Harbor, and Jia Gui continued: "The imperial army stole the American pearl-the jar. Can the United States not worry? Can I not hit you? "
Kuroda said, "There is no money here." The gold standard said, "What about one hundred and twenty?" Jia Gui said, "Two hundred and twenty is not a little."
Jia Gui: How do you hit people?
Gold standard: I don't hit people, I hit you.
Jia Gui: To tell you the truth, I have something urgent today.
Gold standard: your most important official business today is to get this beating!
Kuroda said: Did you all "hear and witness" what just happened?
Jia Gui: I got into a fight with him by covering my head and face.
(To show that Japan is not here to invade China)
Kuroda said: Since the19th century, western countries have been eager to see your country and occupied Hong Kong and Macao successively.
Old man Wen said: There is also Taiwan Province Province.
Kuroda said: You are mistaken. Taiwan Province Province was occupied by us Japanese.
Jia Gui: What kind of cattle? How long have you been a traitor?
(Advise Shuigen to serve Taijun)
Shuigen: I don't want to wait on others anymore!
Jia Gui: Not to serve people, but to serve Taijun!
(Khan raped a good citizen's card, didn't know a Japanese in plain clothes, and later recognized him and got a big mouth)
Boss: The house is ready-made, which is a good witness of these squires. . .
Gold standard: You didn't wake up. Can the imperial army have a good citizen's card?
Boss: Oh, hey, look at me. I'm really confused. This imperial army is not a good citizen. Where can I get a good citizen card?
Old Six: Don't worry, I won't tell my mother!
Captain Jia: What the fuck is this? I won't even tell myself!
(The bandits were beaten by the Eighth Route Army, and the young leader went out to rob them. )
Dude, I'm back. We can make a fortune this time! You see, we robbed half a catty of corn flour, a catty of millet and two sweet potatoes. I met a vendor on the road and robbed 2 Jin of hawthorn. That's not enough. On the way back, I caught some Sophora japonica and dug some wild vegetables. Put these things aside and we will have enough porridge. . .
Captain Jia: Taijun Kuroda, your headache is gone. Hey, when I heard this recipe, it was really his recipe: find two donkey dung eggs that were separated overnight, dry them in the sun, and then grind them into powder before taking them.
A pot of fresh donkey kidney water, that is, donkey urine, is stirred evenly and kneaded into balls, and then some donkey sputum, preferably donkey sputum, is taken. . . .
Kuroda: Bastard, treat me like a toilet. . . .
Captain Jia: Please, I have eighty old mothers and three-year-old babies in the world. .....
Mr. Wen: Do you really have an 80-year-old mother?
Captain Jia: Yes.
Mr. Wen: Impossible. Your mother will be very angry if she has a son like you.
Captain Jia: Then pity me, a motherless child.
Wen: Well, let me put it this way. The imperial army never killed people, set fires or robbed food.
Captain Jia: Hey, by the way ... No, why do I sound a little embarrassed?
Wen: Let me put it this way. The imperial army has not killed, set fire to or robbed food for several days.
Captain Jia: Hey, it's ... what's this? You're kidding!
Wen: Oh, you can see.
Gold Standard: Why should Taijunxin act?
When Taijun Noda gets angry, he goes to eat. . .
Taijun Kuroda fell. He didn't come home last night and has disappeared today.
Gold Standard: Lost? Yo, I see. I must have drunk too much yesterday. Now I don't know which dunghill to throw up on.
Jia Gui: Then he is you. Taijun Kuroda never drinks or goes to a dunghill. In my opinion, there must be no money to repay the account, and the creditor deducted it.
Jinbiao: Then he is you. In my opinion, he must have been arrested.
Jia Gui: Bullshit! Who dares to catch black vines? If you ask me, you must have met a trafficker.
Gold Standard: Bullshit! Who dares to sell black rattan gentleman? That is, someone dares to sell and who dares to buy.
Jia Gui: How come no one dares to buy it? You dare to buy no.8 bus.
Gold standard: Bus No.8 still needs to be bought. People just give it to him. . .
(Blessed to sleep in the shop, Jia Gui sneaked in to get wine and held it in her arms. )
Shi Hui: Captain, what are you doing?
Jia Gui: Nothing. It's all yours.
Blessed: Why should I sleep? If I sleep any longer, the bookshelf will be empty. Please bring it. That bottle of wine is fake.
Jia Gui: Ah, this is really close. You woke up just in time. Hey.
Blessed: I dreamed of you just now.
Jia Gui: Did you dream of me? What did you dream about me?
Blessed: I dreamed that you paid all your debts.
Jia Gui: Oh, that's good. Then we're even. . .
(Ding Xianglou traitors eat ~ ~ ~)
Shuigen: Boss, a * * * is 1 10, please give it to 100.
Traitor: Do I look like someone who gives you money?
Shuigen: Look at what you said. I like it, especially.
Traitor: You are wrong today. I didn't have a good drink today. What money can I give you?
Shuigen: If you don't drink well, you won't give money. Captain Huang didn't tell you.
Traitor: Captain Huang? ! Gold standard? What is he doing here?
Shuigen: Boss, you don't know yet. Captain Huang is the adopted son of our Dingxiang landlord, and he is also involved.
Traitor: Hey, don't scare me with the gold standard. I don't believe it today. . . . . . . . . . If he gives me money, I want to see what he can do with me.
Guard traitor: What do you do?
Boss Feng: Back to the boss, in business.
Guard traitor: a businessman? Do you have a merchant certificate?
Boss Feng: Come and have a look.
Guard traitor: Do you have a good citizen's certificate?
Boss Feng: Look.
Guard traitor: Do you have a pass?
Boss Feng: Look.
Guard traitor: Hey, I said, what are you doing with so many certificates when you go out?
Boss Feng: You can't get in without so many cards.
Guard traitor: What are you doing here?
Boss Feng: Boss Sun's donkey is coming.
Devil: Donkey? ! Documents? !
Guard traitor: Taijun said, does this donkey have any certificates? Come with us without papers.
(The devil holds a celebration banquet in Lilac House)
Chairman Ma: There is no light in the sun and the moon, and there is no way out. Taijun led the troops to pay the bandits. Bandits, big and small, fled together, only to hate the loss of a few legs.
Ladies and gentlemen, officers, gentlemen and brothers. The day before yesterday, I had the honor to personally follow Taijun Ye Qi into the mountains to fight against bandits. The fighting started at 10 pm in Ye Qi.
Taijun charged ahead regardless of his leg disease. I followed closely, within about ten feet. Under the powerful attack of the imperial army, the Baldheaded Three Guns gang finally collapsed and the imperial army won an all-round victory!
This time, the imperial army * * * killed 65 bandits, and the imperial army * * * seized 2 shotguns, 1 soil cannons, 2 mules, some forage, 2 old hens and 10 eggs. . . .
Jia Gui: Tell Taijun Kuroda that more than 30 people died in this operation.
Kuroda: Asshole! * * * How many people are going?
Jia Gui: * * More than forty people went.
Kuroda: Asshole! So only 10 people came back alive?
Jia Gui: I am alive, but seven of them were captured by the Eighth Route Army.
Kuroda: Asshole! No loyalty to the emperor?
Jia Gui: Yes, Taijun tried to plan his stomach, but his knife is gone.
Kuroda: Asshole! You can't kill yourself without a knife?
Jia Gui: So he took a gun and shot himself in the head seven times.
Kuroda: Asshole! Can a man shoot himself in the head seven times with a gun?
Jia Gui: He missed the first six shots.
Kuroda: Asshole! What about the seventh shot?
Jia Gui: The seventh shot was accurate, and it was a crow.
Kuroda: Asshole!
Diner: I have good news here: this time the devils went to Xiaoxuzhuang to clear up, and the Eighth Route Army killed more than 30 people.
Shopkeeper: I have bad news here: this Jia Gui is not in more than thirty.
Diner: When do you think this Anqiu broke the geomantic omen and became such a bastard?
Shopkeeper: That's too much for you. Jia Gui is an asshole, but he is not a toy!
(The arms smuggled by the traitor Liu Datou and Huang Jinbiao were intercepted by the Eighth Route Army)
Liu: Tell me, what happened on the seventh day?
Puppet Army: On the seventh day of last month, I was with Taijun XX. ..
Liu: I ask you the seventh day of this month!
Puppet Army: What? Is there a seventh day in this month?
Liu: Don't talk nonsense and tell the truth.
Puppet Army: Well, I fell asleep as soon as I left the city. Did Taijun XX and I go to Dongguan to make trouble the night before yesterday? No, no,no. We went on patrol.
Liu: Then what?
Puppet Army: Then I'll ask my brothers to wake me up. At first glance, this Shi Qingshan is standing in the middle of the road with two twenty rings in his hand. At that time, I was also unambiguous,' Brothers, copy guys'. Brothers, raise your guns and pull!
Liu: Not bad. Did you shoot?
Puppet Army: This gun is too big. It's all on top.
Liu: Put the gun down, boy!
Puppet army: I didn't want to hand it in at first, but it makes sense that I can't prepare for Shi Qingshan.
Liu: What did he say?
Puppet Army: Don't kill if you hand in your gun!
Liu: You are really good. Isn't he alone?
Huang: Shi Qingshan, one person is enough.
Puppet Army: Should I fight him, too? But when he said this, I thought, there is no need to compete with him.
Liu: What did he say?
Puppet Army: I'm here to lead the fire today. It's none of your business.
Liu: What about you?
Puppet Army: Me? I didn't give him a good look at that time: want to take arms? You want to move it yourself?
Liu: You haven't planned to move there for him?
Puppet army: I thought, two boxes of arms and our guns, he couldn't touch anyone, so I said, what can I do? You're not going to take it away with a cart, are you?
Liu: I hit you!
Guest A: Do you know? The devils fought with the Eighth Route Army yesterday! Guest B: Huh? Who won? Guest A: Of course, the imperial army won! Everyone: Huh? Guest A: There is less than half left. . . .
Huang: You won't watch me be buried alive, will you? Bai: No! How could I! Anyway, I have to dig a hole for you ~
Heiteng: Captain Jia, do you know why we are so close? Jia Gui: Hey, Taijun, I know, fish for fish, shrimp for shrimp, turtle for chinemys reevesii.
Kuroda also said: "Fight first, then cut." "Hit him first, or chop him up if you don't listen."
Black pain: We Japanese love cleanliness. When I come back, I will take a bath and clean myself. We should purify ourselves every day! Traitor: That can't be a eunuch!
Traitor: Old lady, you are basking here. Old lady: No, I'm basking here. Traitor: Old lady, it's a beautiful day today. Old lady: Your house is very spacious. Why don't you pay for your meal? Traitor: I mean it's a nice day today. Old lady: You said you weren't full. You deserve it. Who told you to eat without paying? Traitor: I said I'm an old lady of the Eighth Route;
Kuroda: Dead or alive, Shi Qingshan must be captured alive! Jia Gui: Don't you care about life and death? Why take them alive again? Kuroda: I said you are alive or dead!
Jia Gui: Competing with the imperial army in marksmanship. . . Gold standard: will there be ordinary people? Jia Gui: Eighth Route Army Conference. . Let's find some members of the armed forces. . .
Captain Jia threatened to go to the imperial army to sue the gold standard. The gold standard said: "I am upright, honest and upright, think twice before you act, have an empty mind and have good facial features." I am afraid that you will check! "
Fu Gui: The Eighth Route Army can't take away the masses with one stitch and one thread. Puppet Army: It's nothing to take other people's needlework. Fu Gui: Even the puppet troops: You have to take money if you want.