"I have many enemies, but my opponent doesn't. In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy would never be conquered. In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said that Egypt would never be conquered. In the kingdom of forest and snow, they say that Russia will never be tamed. Now they say nothing. They are afraid of me, just like a natural force, a trader of lightning and death. I said I was Napoleon and I was the emperor ... Burn it. "

The following is the normal version: "I have made countless enemies, but I have never met an opponent." Under the olive tree, they said Italy would never be conquered. In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said that Egypt would never yield. In the land of forests and snowstorms, they say that Russia will never be conquered. Now they have nothing to say. They fear me as much as the natural forces that bring lightning and death. I am Napoleon, I am the emperor ... burn it! "

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